NationStates Jolt Archive


This should wake up the kids.

Drunk commies deleted
29-06-2005, 16:45
Kellogs, maker of many popular breakfast cereals, has decided to name one of it's new sugary kids cereals after a slang term for cocaine. New Coco Rocks will soon be available at your local grocery store, but are already on sale in your local ghetto.

www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005290511,00.html
BlackKnight_Poet
29-06-2005, 16:50
Kellogs, maker of many popular breakfast cereals, has decided to name one of it's new sugary kids cereals after a slang term for cocaine. New Coco Rocks will soon be available at your local grocery store, but are already on sale in your local ghetto.

www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005290511,00.html


OMG tell me that Cereal City really isn't going to sell those? *drives down to battle creek and beats the hell out of tony the tiger*
Dontgonearthere
29-06-2005, 16:53
Can we get another source?
I cant trust a newspaper where one of the headlines is 'Schoolboy slayed'.
Drunk commies deleted
29-06-2005, 17:02
Can we get another source?
I cant trust a newspaper where one of the headlines is 'Schoolboy slayed'.
It's an English source, therefore it's accurate. Remember what Maddona said, "The dumbest person in England is smarter than the smartest American". If we can't trust such brilliant people with the news then who can we trust?
Legless Pirates
29-06-2005, 17:04
It's an English source, therefore it's accurate. Remember what Maddona said, "The dumbest person in England is smarter than the smartest American". If we can't trust such brilliant people with the news then who can we trust?
God..... it says so on my money
Nureonia
29-06-2005, 17:10
Here's your other source.

http://www.kelloggs.co.uk/products/whatsnew2005.asp

It's real.
Dontgonearthere
29-06-2005, 17:15
Here's your other source.

http://www.kelloggs.co.uk/products/whatsnew2005.asp

It's real.
Okay, everybody can start being scared now.
I wonder...is this like the early Coca-Cola?
Mennon
29-06-2005, 17:54
It's an English source, therefore it's accurate. Remember what Maddona said, "The dumbest person in England is smarter than the smartest American". If we can't trust such brilliant people with the news then who can we trust?

Lol! The only reason people by the Sun is for the topless model on page three! Therefore in Britain it's not know for the quality of its reporting.
Drunk commies deleted
29-06-2005, 18:07
Lol! The only reason people by the Sun is for the topless model on page three! Therefore in Britain it's not know for the quality of its reporting.
Well I'm sure she's a very intelligent topless model.
Mennon
29-06-2005, 18:21
Well I'm sure she's a very intelligent topless model.

Well she managed to work out:

Nice Body + The Sun = A Nice Little Career

lol