NationStates Jolt Archive

A few months ago I gave this link out to NS, never even got one post in response.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/ask/

I actually had a question asked by Rod Paige. I forgot what my question was and what he said, but all I know is that I laughed and remembered what he told me once I found out he resigned.

I still have his signature on my President's Award. Yes, and Bush's signature too. Two of them.

Anyways, I don't know who or when the next person will ask questions. So just keep the link handy if this looks the least bit interesting.

C'mon, not even ONE view from someone besides me?

Very interesting Colodia. I just might ask :)

"Barry Larkin, White House Tee Ball Commissioner and former Cincinnati Reds Captain"
Tee ball commissioner? There's a do nothing job for you.

Very interesting Colodia. I just might ask :)
Now your just making me feel needy. Great. I'm stuck.

Now your just making me feel needy. Great. I'm stuck.

I mean every word!

*hands you a cookie for your efforts*

I mean every word!

*hands you a cookie for your efforts*
A cookie? In the morning? You trying to poison me?

A cookie? In the morning? You trying to poison me?
*wanders into thread*
Hey if you don't want it I'll have it.
*takes cookie and eats it, then wanders out again*

"Barry Larkin, White House Tee Ball Commissioner and former Cincinnati Reds Captain"
Tee ball commissioner? There's a do nothing job for you.
Your hard earned tax dollars at work. What does he do? Make sure tee ball stands are made to special certifications? Shit, is there even an official tee ball league?

Ooh, ooh, lets ask him how he thinks where we could cut pork barrel spending from the government

*wanders into thread*
Hey if you don't want it I'll have it.
*takes cookie and eats it, then wanders out again*
:( I was saving that for lunch time.

*wanders into thread*
Hey if you don't want it I'll have it.
*takes cookie and eats it, then wanders out again*

That was for Colodia! *puts on angry face*

*hands Colodia another cookie and a gun to defend his cookie*

That was for Colodia! *puts on angry face*

*hands Colodia another cookie and a gun to defend his cookie*
Hmm

*points gun at Corneliu*

Load that thare truck with 'dem cookies, ya 'ear?

Hmm

*points gun at Corneliu*

Load that thare truck with 'dem cookies, ya 'ear?

*yanks out his M-16 Assault rifle*

Don't threaten me. If you ask nicely, I'll give you a bakers dozen :)

*yanks out his M-16 Assault rifle*

Don't threaten me. If you ask nicely, I'll give you a bakers dozen :)
*sigh*

*presses remote and the truck's engine pops open revealing a sexy missile with the words, "USSR" on it*

Now...c'mon....I don't want to have to destroy this thread for your cookies...

*whilst Colodia and Corneliu are arguing, I wander back in, steal all cookies and run, leaving one cookie for Colodia and Corneliu to fight over*

*whilst Colodia and Corneliu are arguing, I wander back in, steal all cookies and run, leaving one cookie for Colodia and Corneliu to fight over*
Now that's just evil.

Corn, you can have that cookie. I'm gonna be on a quest for the Moby Dick of all cookies...

*hops on a random ship, rips off eyeball and puts on eyepatch*

*realizes he is on land, and the ship isn't going anywhere*

"Damn"

*whilst Colodia and Corneliu are arguing, I wander back in, steal all cookies and run, leaving one cookie for Colodia and Corneliu to fight over*

*kills sanctaphrax with his M-16 and takes the cookies back* :D

*hands half the cookies to Colodia and keeps the rest for himself*

*cries*
I haven't got enough money to feed myself, I was brought up all wrong and I had no choice, from an early age I had to do this to survive.... can I have a cookie now?

*cries*
I haven't got enough money to feed myself, I was brought up all wrong and I had no choice, from an early age I had to do this to survive.... can I have a cookie now?

*hands Sanctaphrax ONE cookie*

That's all you get for trying to steal someone else's cookie.

*hands Sanctaphrax ONE cookie*

That's all you get for trying to steal someone else's cookie.
WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
*eats cookie*
AAAAAAA!!!!