NationStates Jolt Archive

So, let's see, two gay men have been living together for a year, minding there own buisness, mowing the lawn, eating breakfast, and going for trips down to the store for juice. But now, they get to wear little medal rings on their fingers. HOLY SHIT! The country will surely be in chaos! Evil will rampage in the streets. Next time they mow the grass, that ring might glint you in the eye! Holy crap, the entire stucture of human life and marrige will break down. LOOK OUT THE WINDOW NORTHEN AMERICANS, you can SMELL to corruption in the streets as the moral fibers break down. RIOTING, DEATH, DRUGS! AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Oh wait, no, everything will be the same. They'll still live together like before, go to the same store every tuesday, and people will continue to go to work, get home, watch TV, and mind their own buisness, ignoring them. Except now they are legaly recognized as married. Oh no.

all those gay boys out there beat out the hellfires with their pets that they have sex with because beastiality is a bi-product of gayness and so is pedophilia so they also cut open the children that they molest to quell the flames.

all those gay boys out there beat out the hellfires with their pets that they have sex with because beastiality is a bi-product of gayness and so is pedophilia so they also cut open the children that they molest to quell the flames.
LOL
FLAME BAIT!!!
LOL

The only thing resembling divine punishment is Jerry Fallwell's foot in his mouth.

LOL
FLAME BAIT!!!
LOL


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So, let's see, two gay men have been living together for a year, minding there own buisness, mowing the lawn, eating breakfast, and going for trips down to the store for juice. But now, they get to wear little medal rings on their fingers. HOLY SHIT! The country will surely be in chaos! Evil will rampage in the streets. Next time they mow the grass, that ring might glint you in the eye! Holy crap, the entire stucture of human life and marrige will break down. LOOK OUT THE WINDOW NORTHEN AMERICANS, you can SMELL to corruption in the streets as the moral fibers break down. RIOTING, DEATH, DRUGS! AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Oh wait, no, everything will be the same. They'll still live together like before, go to the same store every tuesday, and people will continue to go to work, get home, watch TV, and mind their own buisness, ignoring them. Except now they are legaly recognized as married. Oh no.

Yeah, I think the last paragraph just about sums up your average Canadians take on the Gay Marriage situation.

all those gay boys out there beat out the hellfires with their pets that they have sex with because beastiality is a bi-product of gayness and so is pedophilia so they also cut open the children that they molest to quell the flames.

Are you sure you aren't Srephen Harper in disguise?

I for one applaud Canada for legalizing gay marriage. At least THEIR government isn't full of ignorant right-wing Christans.

Yet another reason why I want to move to Canada. :)

Look smart asses, Hell has a two week delay for mail to get through their system, and then order forms for hellfire can take as long as a month to fill out. After that, you have shipping and distribution. It's all a big mess I tell you. BUT we will do our level best to get your order through as quickly as possible. Complaining about it, however, isn't going to get this done one moment sooner.

Until then I suggest that Canadians make do with light trashcans on fire.
WARNING: Burning trashcans attract people in fingerless gloves and ratty coats. Sometimes these people may be hobos, other times they are merely the few remaining surivivors of an Apocalyptic type disaster

HOLY SHIT! The country will surely be in chaos! Evil will rampage in the streets.Holy crap, the entire stucture of human life and marrige will break down. LOOK OUT THE WINDOW NORTHEN AMERICANS, you can SMELL to corruption in the streets as the moral fibers break down. RIOTING, DEATH, DRUGS! AHHHHHHHHH!!!


No, no, no. That's what happens at my place when I've got friends over.

The only thing resembling divine punishment is Jerry Fallwell's foot in his mouth.
well, he is dying of cancer, last I heard.

I for one applaud Canada for legalizing gay marriage. At least THEIR government isn't full of ignorant right-wing Christans.

Yet another reason why I want to move to Canada.



I think that constitutes a flame...

I think that constitutes a flame...

It's not a flame or a personal attacks or a civil rights violation, as long as it's against Christians. Somehow, somewhere it was decided only they are fair game for criticism.

America has resisted gay marriage. So where is our retrograde back to 16th century puritanism we've heard about?

America has resisted gay marriage. So where is our retrograde back to 16th century puritanism we've heard about?



*waits patiently for the witch burning we are supposed to be having*

I for one applaud Canada for legalizing gay marriage. At least THEIR government isn't full of ignorant right-wing Christans.

Yet another reason why I want to move to Canada. :)

Nope it sure isn't. But its a safe bet its going to be full of migratory Californians and that has to be a positive for us.

I think that constitutes a flame...
If that's a flame, NS General would be a fiery pit of hell. Oh wait, it is. Dammit.

*waits patiently for the witch burning we are supposed to be having*

Let me call my ex girlfriend.

Let me call my ex girlfriend.

LOL!!! Can we include my ex-bf? :D

after reading all those fricken posts im safe to say im the only gay one thats going to reply to this(unless Joseph Seal is but i really dont think so, i think he was just going along with the idea.....)yes im gay, and im open, but not at the age to marry yet, but me and my friends, (other gay and lesbians) are getting Banished from getting married in states around the US...im Glad Canada has leagalized it...at least i know now that my 4 years of French class is paying off somehow....

If that's a flame, NS General would be a fiery pit of hell. Oh wait, it is. Dammit.

Man, I may disagree with you all the time, but you're great. ;)

after reading all those fricken posts im safe to say im the only gay one thats going to reply to this(unless Joseph Seal is but i really dont think so, i think he was just going along with the idea.....)yes im gay, and im open, but not at the age to marry yet, but me and my friends, (other gay and lesbians) are getting Banished from getting married in states around the US...im Glad Canada has leagalized it...at least i know now that my 4 years of French class is paying off somehow....



So much for the stereotype of gays being more intelligent than straights :p

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So much for the stereotype of gays being more intelligent than straights :p
Was that a stereotype? Wow, I need to get withdrawn in social groups that have only vague speculations about other social groups to base their opinions on more often.

hey, i may not be as intelligent in your eyes, but at least i know that i can dress well, and can hang out with any women you will dream or well lust over and know that they can share anything with me cause i wont go back to "the fellas" and talk about how we had sex or something. Its alright, i bet you still in the closet anyway

Yeah, I think the last paragraph just about sums up your average Canadians take on the Gay Marriage situation.
Yeah, eh? It's true, eh?! Pass me a J, eh!

you all are just like fricken cavemen...

LOL!!! Can we include my ex-bf? :D
And mine? Please, please??

hey, i may not be as intelligent in your eyes, but at least i know that i can dress well, and can hang out with any women you will dream or well lust over and know that they can share anything with me cause i wont go back to "the fellas" and talk about how we had sex or something. Its alright, i bet you still in the closet anyway

As a homosexual male, I'd like to disassociate myself as much as possible from this person.
Thank you.

hey, i may not be as intelligent in your eyes, but at least i know that i can dress well, and can hang out with any women you will dream or well lust over and know that they can share anything with me cause i wont go back to "the fellas" and talk about how we had sex or something. Its alright, i bet you still in the closet anyway




No....I'm not gay...and I can "hang out" with women all I want.....use those two hints and guess again.

you all are just like fricken cavemen...
We are?

*grunts*

*takes out club and waits for a man to walk by then clubs him. Then, grabs him by the hair* Uh...bringin' 'im home to mama. She like fresh meat... *grunt*

you all are just like fricken cavemen...


Yes, cavemen with a love of grammar and spelling :)

hey, i may not be as intelligent in your eyes, but at least i know that i can dress well, and can hang out with any women you will dream or well lust over and know that they can share anything with me cause i wont go back to "the fellas" and talk about how we had sex or something. Its alright, i bet you still in the closet anyway
Okay? Yes? No? I'm rather confused, so I think I'll just rattle off some quick stock responses here and you can pick which ever one suits best.

PLEASE PEOPLE, I BEG, JUST USE SOME DAMN PUNCTUATION!!! I don't ask much, you don't even have to go definite and use a period, just a comma every once and a while.

I’m not too knowledgeable about Canadian politics, but doesn’t it still have to pass in the upper house? Not that it won't.

I can't understand how anyone could possibley oppose gay marriage...its such an obvious basic freedom...

I can't understand how anyone could possibley oppose gay marriage...its such an obvious basic freedom...
The religious right do because they assume that they have the basic right to shoot their mouths off and blow out their asses... :D Sorry...but I just had to!

No....I'm not gay...and I can "hang out" with women all I want.....use those two hints and guess again.


...a frickin' bird, thou shalt be! :p

Okay? Yes? No? I'm rather confused, so I think I'll just rattle off some quick stock responses here and you can pick which ever one suits best.

PLEASE PEOPLE, I BEG, JUST USE SOME DAMN PUNCTUATION!!! I don't ask much, you don't even have to go definite and use a period, just a comma every once and a while.
Agreed.

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USE THEM!

See also:
Apostrophe Protection Society (http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/)
Grammar Slammer (http://englishplus.com/grammar/)

But the best thing you can do, by far, is to LEARN HOW TO TOUCH TYPE.
It's not hard, it makes typing a hell of a lot less painful, and best of all, readable for other people.

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A good friend of mine is a Canadian citizen.

The plan is, if I have to, we go up to Canada, and get married. After about a week, we get divorced.

Why?

Loophole in the Canadian legal code gives me citizenship. ^^

Thus, I can LEGALLY FLEE TO CANADA if the wankers get worse and more power than they do now.

...vacation to meet my Ex's family, officer. Dodging the draft? Nah, wanted to get back in touch with members of the family I did get along with...

How is that "a loophole"?

im safe to say im the only gay one thats going to reply to this

In your dreams...

How is that "a loophole"?

Becuase normally its very hard to get Canadian citizenship.

Becuase normally its very hard to get Canadian citizenship.

I've heard this often.

I've heard this often.

Cause its true.

My friend has joint because his parents were Canadian citizens and he was born in the US.

Becuase normally its very hard to get Canadian citizenship.
Not really.
You can even make it faster if you immigrate in Quebec (because we have a different, faster process). I'm really an expert in Canadian immigration. I have helped people coming from Mauritius, France and Belgium with their process. My brother-in-law is also about to begin his immigration process.
If you come from a friendly country AND have any diploma, it'll take you 1-2 years. Sometimes it's faster. If you happen to speak French, even a little, try Quebec, you can bring the process down to 8-12 months if you're lucky.
You become RP (Permanent Resident) and after 2-3 more years you can get your citizenship. As a RP, you benefit from ALL Canadian civil rights.
You can also get a PVT (Work / Vacation Permit) if you're young and you want to stay in Quebec for less than a year. It allows you to work, study or travel for an extended period.

If you don't screw up your immigration interview, the failure rate is very low.

Not really.
You can even make it faster if you immigrate in Quebec (because we have a different, faster process). I'm really an expert in Canadian immigration. I have helped people coming from Mauritius, France and Belgium with their process. My brother-in-law is also about to begin his immigration process.
If you come from a friendly country AND have any diploma, it'll take you 1-2 years. Sometimes it's faster. If you happen to speak French, even a little, try Quebec, you can bring the process down to 8-12 months if you're lucky.
You become RP (Permanent Resident) and after 2-3 more years you can get your citizenship. As a RP, you benefit from ALL Canadian civil rights.
You can also get a PVT (Work / Vacation Permit) if you're young and you want to stay in Quebec for less than a year. It allows you to work, study or travel for an extended period.

If you don't screw up your immigration interview, the failure rate is very low.

Ah, but this is an instant citizenship card. ^^