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What's the most annoying ad that you've ever seen, the ad that's boring, stupid, repetitive and not funny even to the slightest degree? Personally, I hate those Bowflex Commericials. At least diet pill commericials have terrible acting you can laugh at.

Crazy Frog.

Any commercial that is repeated twice in one show. Double commercials (That Bell Helmet one with Evel Knievl), those 'Get rich quick!' ones.

Internet adds are starting to get bad to. ESPECIALY the ones with sound. My GOD those are annoying.
I saw one on Jolt once, the 'Shoot the Papperazi and win!' one with the camera 'click' noise every two seconds.

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And Ovaltine.
They arent very common, but they grate like a cat being dragged across a chalkboard.

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And Ill agree with Sdaeriji, Enzite and Cialis need to BURN.

All the Enzyte commercials annoy me equally.

95% of them. Used to be 99%, so I guess things are improving as the Coke (and I don't mean the cola) Generation dies off or get promoted above creative decisions. I'm starting to see the influence of the E-Generation pop-up in many commercials.

I can't stand candy commercials anymore.

All the Enzyte commercials annoy me equally.
Just what the hell is "natural Male Enhancement" anyway. They'd never get away with that kind of dodgy advertising in Canada (ie: not actually sayin what the product IS and supposed to do) If its a sort of Viagra, well ho-hum. If its soem kind of "size matters" type thing, I doubt it works. If it actually does work, then I say NO FAIR. Isn't it enough that any yob with enough money can fake interesting eye colours with contacts, when previously it was only those of us born that way who reaped the benefits. It dilutes things to much, I tells ya! Makes the once rare and special a hum-drum everyday thing.

all those trojan comemrcials "TROJAN MAN!! *aroused gasp* trojan man?!" , ugh....

the radio ad for Daytona indoor raceway.

The second any evil capitalist advert comes on the TV I change the channel immediately.

Most ads annoy me.......

especially since they are every-fucking-where now.

I hate seeing commercials and ads where there never used to be.

Jamster commercials

Any that make noise...wait all of them are preatty dumb

The second any evil capitalist advert comes on the TV I change the channel immediately.

Yay! Someone else who hates those dirty freedom lovers.

There's a Sultana Bran ad in Australia, where this mum goes "Want some toast Billy?" and the kid makes the most retarded sound ever, it seriously sounds like he has mental problems. I swear I'll track that kid down and give him a Rolling Death Cradle.

....that's kinda extreme, dude. Even the angry commie just kinda switches the channel.

There's a Sultana Bran ad in Australia, where this mum goes "Want some toast Billy?" and the kid makes the most retarded sound ever, it seriously sounds like he has mental problems. I swear I'll track that kid down and give him a Rolling Death Cradle.
Ever seen the commercials for those little 'professional wart-freezers'?
It shows the 'mom' freezing off the wart, and the kid goes 'Thanks mom, that was fun!'.
Seriously. Having warts frozen off hurts like hell. No kid is going to thank you for freezing one.

This fuckin' joke of a restaurant called "The Iron Lantern" in Vermont. I mean, the voice-over guy sounds totally depressed, the customers look like they just got out of the Gulag and they were chained to the tables and forced to eat their own shit by repressive and sadistic guards armed with electric sticks.

The dining room looks cozy, which means it looks like your uncle's basement from the 1970s with a moose head, plaster stucco ceiling and ugly square tables. This place is a futher proof that fire prevention laws should be abolished.

And they show this commercial, like, 3 times an hour, just to make sure we see how bland and depressing the food looks in the plates. Zoom in on grey goo (cheese? phlegm? the moose's semen?), with something that looks like chicken with tuberculosis floating underneath. Add mashed potatoes (or is it plaster?) and emo broccoli. Come on.

Oh, and they mention that "kids and talking are allowed in the dining room".
WTF???????

Ever seen the commercials for those little 'professional wart-freezers'?
It shows the 'mom' freezing off the wart, and the kid goes 'Thanks mom, that was fun!'.
Seriously. Having warts frozen off hurts like hell. No kid is going to thank you for freezing one.
I haven't seen that one yet, I reckon we're thinking of the same kid here.

Seriously the ads they show are so unfunny they make you cry. There has only benn ONE funny ad for all of 2005, the No Gary No ad.

Any ad that tries to sell mobile phone ringtones. Of any kind.

They just depress me. It's like watching civilisation die, then commit necrophilia with itself. Urrgh.

Just what the hell is "natural Male Enhancement" anyway. They'd never get away with that kind of dodgy advertising in Canada (ie: not actually sayin what the product IS and supposed to do) If its a sort of Viagra, well ho-hum. If its soem kind of "size matters" type thing, I doubt it works. If it actually does work, then I say NO FAIR. Isn't it enough that any yob with enough money can fake interesting eye colours with contacts, when previously it was only those of us born that way who reaped the benefits. It dilutes things to much, I tells ya! Makes the once rare and special a hum-drum everyday thing.

It's some drug that supposedly increases the size of a man's penis. The primary ingrediant in it is also in a large number of workout supplements, a few of which I take. I can't say I've noticed an increase.

Any ad that tries to sell mobile phone ringtones. Of any kind.

They just depress me. It's like watching civilisation die, then commit necrophilia with itself. Urrgh.

:eek: How disturbingly accurate.

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Now I'm so completely surrounded by ads I find nearly every ad to be annoying. But some are just hilariously stupid, though.

There's now a new Crazy Frog ringtone made by enemies of the Frog, where he's like the head of a giant corporation and he's telling everyone to buy his product based on its lameness. So bad, yet so hillarious.

There's a Sultana Bran ad in Australia, where this mum goes "Want some toast Billy?" and the kid makes the most retarded sound ever, it seriously sounds like he has mental problems. I swear I'll track that kid down and give him a Rolling Death Cradle.

I hate those "Kiwi kids are Weetbix kids" ads, especially as in Australia they say "Aussie kids are Weetbix kids". Then there is Aussie BrandPower ads, because they don't have a hot chick like the NZ BrandPower ads.

I actually like saying rude words to the tune of the ads, like Sultana Bran and it feels good to have the most stupid ads sound naughty.

Oh, and they mention that "kids and talking are allowed in the dining room".
WTF???????
As opposed to the waiting area where talkngi and children are punishable by an hour on the rack

In my town it seems like there is only one actress that does all the ads in the area. Except for the Knox Roofing ads, and she should do those just to get Knox out of the ads-that dude is just obnoxious.

The only ad bugging me right now is the one where the three big Cadillacs roll through town and melt the ice in an ice truck-mostly because I don't think they get the implication. Theirs is that the cars are red hot. That's not what I'm taking out of it.

Ugh, when I lived in the glorious :rolleyes: Viriginia my radio was regularly assaulted by this horrible ad company. I'm not sure who they are, but they do car commercials with no acting talent, no scripting effort, and nothing humorous. I believe their key focus was/is "J.W. Auto Sales". My brain has suffered severe scarring, and now I will never get those horrible abortions of audio waves out of my skull.
Oh, and male enhacnement drugs annoy/amuse me. I still haven't figured out why generic man without male enhancement has a better golf game after some *ahem-ahem* rennovation of the lower portion. Being an asexual nongolfer (and therefore completely at a loss as far as carnal/golfing knowledge goes), can anyone tell me if the size of your "stick shift" really does affect your driving?

Ugh, when I lived in the glorious :rolleyes: Viriginia my radio was regularly assaulted by this horrible ad company. I'm not sure who they are, but they do car commercials with no acting talent, no scripting effort, and nothing humorous. I believe their key focus was/is "J.W. Auto Sales". My brain has suffered severe scarring, and now I will never get those horrible abortions of audio waves out of my skull.
Oh, and male enhacnement drugs annoy/amuse me. I still haven't figured out why generic man without male enhancement has a better golf game after some *ahem-ahem* rennovation of the lower portion. Being an asexual nongolfer (and therefore completely at a loss as far as carnal/golfing knowledge goes), can anyone tell me if the size of your "stick shift" really does affect your driving?

People want to 'be a Tiger.'

Male enhance drugs wouldn't work unless you stuck it in a syringe and injected it into your human syrange. I don't think any dude wants to stick a needle in their needle.

But not according to the advertising wizards, oh no, we have MAGIC nasal sprays which use MAGIC to send their MAGIC drugs from your nose all the way to your penis with MAGIC! Holy smeg I have to go buy 65 of those! Their MAGIC!

Ugh, when I lived in the glorious :rolleyes: Viriginia my radio was regularly assaulted by this horrible ad company. I'm not sure who they are, but they do car commercials with no acting talent, no scripting effort, and nothing humorous. I believe their key focus was/is "J.W. Auto Sales". My brain has suffered severe scarring, and now I will never get those horrible abortions of audio waves out of my skull.
Oh, and male enhacnement drugs annoy/amuse me. I still haven't figured out why generic man without male enhancement has a better golf game after some *ahem-ahem* rennovation of the lower portion. Being an asexual nongolfer (and therefore completely at a loss as far as carnal/golfing knowledge goes), can anyone tell me if the size of your "stick shift" really does affect your driving?
The free swinging extra weight aids your 'swing.'

The one with the Japanese business men is the most disturbing.

Any commercial that uses patriotism (flag waving images or a birthday-of-a-dead-president sale) in order to push its products.

I agree with Upitatanium.

Those old Schlotski or whatever commercials with the retarded-looking singing roadkill. wtf? How do they expect people to come to their deli when they have singing roadkill as a main part of their commercials?

Ok, time to play everyone's favorite game: name that annoying prescription drug ad!

Ready?
GO!

You see people wandering around a feild of flowers, everything is the same color as the pill, or some kids running to their grandparent in a wheel chair, and hear some lame music, and at the end everyone looks upward at the sky or to the camera or whatever. And the music is really lame, and they ay "Ask your doctor if ______ is right for you," without ever really telling you what the drug does.

Sorry, time's up. Know the name of it? Give up? The correct answer is: every obscure prescription medication ever. THEY ARE ALL THE SAME

All these complaints about prescription commercials reminded me of something amusing.

http://www.jibjab.com/167.html

The one with the Japanese business men is the most disturbing.

damn straight

Personally, I hate those Bowflex Commericials.


Me too, anyone seen how they try to pass of that early 40ish looking women for 50..hah not even close

I hate ditech dot com. :mp5:

I hate ditech dot com. :mp5:
damn straight

wtf? How do they expect people to come to their deli when they have singing roadkill as a main part of their commercials?
Reminds me of that restaurant in San Antonio, TX.
"Dick's Last Resort".
Hilarious (but loud) place, kinda concept restaurant, with "Road kill burgers", "Skunk grill" and "The soup that will kill you".

There are a couple of ads, mostly on late at night (I'm kind of a night owl. . .usual sleep time for me is 3:30 AM).

The first is a "natural" supplement that is supposed to enhance memory. I remember it for two reasons. The first is that they send the first bottle to you free (my guess is that the active ingredient is opium). The second is that there is one spectacularly retarded woman shilling for this product who exclaims to the camera: "They're giving it away for free? It must be good!" Apparently she's not familiar with that obscure principle known as "The Law of Supply and Demand."

The second is a radio ad for a local bail-bond company here in Vegas. Suffice it to say that the ad starts off: "Do you plan on slapping your lady-friend around tonight? After all, she just won't listen." Things don't improve from there. I'm pretty close to pacifist in my leanings, but if I ever met the guy who wrote that add, I'd kneecap him with a tire iron then and there.

There are a few others, but those are the big ones I can remember now.

There are a couple of ads, mostly on late at night (I'm kind of a night owl. . .usual sleep time for me is 3:30 AM).

The first is a "natural" supplement that is supposed to enhance memory. I remember it for two reasons. The first is that they send the first bottle to you free (my guess is that the active ingredient is opium). The second is that there is one spectacularly retarded woman shilling for this product who exclaims to the camera: "They're giving it away for free? It must be good!" Apparently she's not familiar with that obscure principle known as "The Law of Supply and Demand."

The second is a radio ad for a local bail-bond company here in Vegas. Suffice it to say that the ad starts off: "Do you plan on slapping your lady-friend around tonight? After all, she just won't listen." Things don't improve from there. I'm pretty close to pacifist in my leanings, but if I ever met the guy who wrote that add, I'd kneecap him with a tire iron then and there.

There are a few others, but those are the big ones I can remember now.


I've seen the memory enhancer one, Avacor, I thought the exact same thing about that lady. The second one, omg, that's, that's just, wow.

Aside from any George W. Bush campaign ad, I think the winner was the Eveready Energizer ad from the 1980s that featured that Australian Rules Football player screaming for 30 seconds and ending with "Oi!"

That entire line of McDonald's ads gets on my nerves, but a new ad is pissing me off right now. It's for Miller or some beer, and it contains a person called "Lady Liberty" (4th of July theme) with a crappy Jamaican accent talking to some other guy about the product. Anyone who has heard the ad will know what I'm talking about.

However, the one which has not only annoyed buy scared me is for Raceway Park. It's local to New Jersey and the surrounding areas, and contains the single most creepy, terrifying, traumatizing laugh. EVER!

That evil cackle followed by "Raceway Park!" gives me nightmares. According to my dad they've been using it for over 40 years so not only is it scary, but unoriginal.

Ok, time to play everyone's favorite game: name that annoying prescription drug ad!

Ready?
GO!

You see people wandering around a feild of flowers, everything is the same color as the pill, or some kids running to their grandparent in a wheel chair, and hear some lame music, and at the end everyone looks upward at the sky or to the camera or whatever. And the music is really lame, and they ay "Ask your doctor if ______ is right for you," without ever really telling you what the drug does.

Sorry, time's up. Know the name of it? Give up? The correct answer is: every obscure prescription medication ever. THEY ARE ALL THE SAME

Then theres the bit at the end warning about possible side effecs, a little voiceover sped up to what must be at least 250 BPM.

I always mute and do my own voice over:
Caution, may cause pulmonary edema, daiper rash, sexual longings for toy poodles, chronic and sometimes fatal nosepicking, complete mental retardation, and spontaneous human combustion. Some users have reported an urge to urinate on fire hydrants. Users over the age of 18 should consult their doctor regarding interactions with alcohol that have included running around naked humping the exhaust pipes of SUVS, a desire to swim with the fishies and an unshakable and fervent belief that grass is in fact bright red in colour. Othe side effects include the wearing of tinfoil hats and beleiving politicians. Do not take if you are not brain dead or planning a vaction to Buttfuck, Idaho. Results may vary, ask your quack for details.

Then theres the bit at the end warning about possible side effecs, a little voiceover sped up to what must be at least 250 BPM.

I always mute and do my own voice over:
Caution, may cause pulmonary edema, daiper rash, sexual longings for toy poodles, chronic and sometimes fatal nosepicking, complete mental retardation, and spontaneous human combustion. Some users have reported an urge to urinate on fire hydrants. Users over the age of 18 should consult their doctor regarding interactions with alcohol that have included running around naked humping the exhaust pipes of SUVS, a desire to swim with the fishies and an unshakable and fervent belief that grass is in fact bright red in colour. Othe side effects include the wearing of tinfoil hats and beleiving politicians. Do not take if you are not brain dead or planning a vaction to Buttfuck, Idaho. Results may vary, ask your quack for details.

I do the same thing with voice overs, though not nearly as funny as yours.

every single advert ever made.

What's the most annoying ad that you've ever seen, the ad that's boring, stupid, repetitive and not funny even to the slightest degree? Personally, I hate those Bowflex Commericials. At least diet pill commericials have terrible acting you can laugh at.
Any commercial with "Billy Mays" in it! The man has the most annoying voice of anyone I've ever heard! He does the "OxyClean" commercials, among others. I always change the channel when he comes on. :(

Crazy Frog.
Oh yes. I thought that purple dancing hippo was annoying about a year ago, but those ringtone people sure know how to annoy us. Was there some event, possibly in their childhood (were they abused, perhaps?), that made them want to go out and inflict such irritating, unadulterated CRAP onto the general population? I think we need to be told...

insurance ads and

RING TONES :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mad:

This fuckin' joke of a restaurant called "The Iron Lantern" in Vermont. I mean, the voice-over guy sounds totally depressed, the customers look like they just got out of the Gulag and they were chained to the tables and forced to eat their own shit by repressive and sadistic guards armed with electric sticks.

The dining room looks cozy, which means it looks like your uncle's basement from the 1970s with a moose head, plaster stucco ceiling and ugly square tables. This place is a futher proof that fire prevention laws should be abolished.

And they show this commercial, like, 3 times an hour, just to make sure we see how bland and depressing the food looks in the plates. Zoom in on grey goo (cheese? phlegm? the moose's semen?), with something that looks like chicken with tuberculosis floating underneath. Add mashed potatoes (or is it plaster?) and emo broccoli. Come on.

Oh, and they mention that "kids and talking are allowed in the dining room".
WTF???????

I just laughed my ass off! I love this type of descriptive post.

Crazy Frog.
I agree. That really takes the fucking biscuit.

do americans have the crazy frog

and the new birdseye one, i thought it was a anti-drugs ad or nspcc it was sooooo depressing.

Please tell me some one in Florida has seen the channel where it seems 24 hours a day there is an add for an appliance store with some enthusiastic grinning Asian man and his wife?


Please tell me some one else has seen him say "Have you ever seen, a plastic toilet?"

And washer machines featuring white porcelan interiors so dirt drains out?

I saw this in Daytona last spring. Then I saw the wife on a scratch and dent appaliance store billboard on the way home.

I never heard of Crazy Frog before an just googled it? In a picture of crazy frog, it appear he has a penis. Is that possible?

I hate ditech dot com. :mp5:

I do as well. That fat bastard with the spectacles should have a heart attack.

Mine's not really a commercial, but a news segment. Each week the local news station brings us the health department reports from our area...

And they annouce it like the friggin' stock market.

McDonald's went down three points because employees fail to wash their hands after digging through the compost heap they get the chicken nuggets from.

Dairy Queen went up a point and a half now that they have removed all the lizard tails from the salads.

Red Lobster did amazingly well this month, having gone up a startling thity points now that they have removed the toxic waste from the lobster tanks, and by discontinuing the use of the complimentary "salmonella glaze" from their appetizers. Employees are also now required to dunk their head into the now mutating lobster tanks if they fail in some aspect of their cleaning duties.

Loan commercials now piss me off as equally as Bowflex. "Bad Credit?! No Credit?! NO MATTER! WE'LL STILL GIVE YOU CASH!" Aaaaargh! Do they really think we're super-stupid turds?!

Loan commercials now piss me off as equally as Bowflex. "Bad Credit?! No Credit?! NO MATTER! WE'LL STILL GIVE YOU CASH!" Aaaaargh! Do they really think we're super-stupid turds?!

Say 'Super-Stupid Turds' five times fast.

The first is a "natural" supplement that is supposed to enhance memory. I remember it for two reasons. The first is that they send the first bottle to you free (my guess is that the active ingredient is opium). The second is that there is one spectacularly retarded woman shilling for this product who exclaims to the camera: "They're giving it away for free? It must be good!" Apparently she's not familiar with that obscure principle known as "The Law of Supply and Demand."

Hee. I was going to mention that woman, who also amuses/annoys me, but you got there first. One wonders if the same principle works in reverse: "This new sports car costs $80,000? It must suck!"

As for annoying commercials, I think it's something of a tie between penis drugs and feminine hygiene products, the first for the perpetual annoying Freudian symbolism (Now that I've taken Cialis, I can throw a football right through a tire!) and massive TMI factor, and the second for their bizarre need to make tampons into some sort of meaningful experience. (Has anyone outside of a commercial ever walked on a beach with their mother while discussing the importance of "freshness"? Anyone? I didn't think so.)

Of course, one of my favorite lines from any commercial came from one of the early Viagra ads, where they showed a head shot of a smiling man with the voice-over, "THIS is the face...of erectile dysfunction." I always wondered how much that actor was paid to be "the face of erectile dysfunction." To this day, I suspect when he walks into a room, his friends say, "Look, everyone! It's the Face of Erectile Dysfunction! What's UP with you, man? Ha ha ha!"

If Enzite and the other various penis aids truly worked well, they wouldnt have to advertize them at all. They would have to be held a secret locations and rationed out as the demand would far exceed the supply no matter what the cost.
And half the men taking it would overdose and either suffer the OD symptoms or walk around with a foot of hard wood in their pants all day.

I never heard of Crazy Frog before an just googled it? In a picture of crazy frog, it appear he has a penis. Is that possible?
Hah, yes, indeed the thing does have a penis. In the adverts there's a little black box cunningly placed over it, so the little kids don't see it.

Meowmix.

Hah, yes, indeed the thing does have a penis. In the adverts there's a little black box cunningly placed over it, so the little kids don't see it.


Thanks. I have seen one and only one image so far online. I'm guessing it isnt in the US yet.

WTF on the penis? I dont even think real frogs have a penis.

Maybe Crazy Frog owns Enzite?

AOLs crappy new commercials...well anything aol does is crappy. Especially that woman, she annoys me: "I baked my famous apple crumb cake."

Those damn ringtome/horoscope/joke to ur phone ads... :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5:

(Wow, my first use of those smilies :p )

No one from Florida? No one has seen the appliance ad I posted about earlier?

I personally hate the 'ionic breeze' comericals. If you read their graph, youll wee that they are SO STUPID!!! and they take up 5 minutes of commercial block. pisses me off. damn commies.

I personally hate the 'ionic breeze' comericals. If you read their graph, youll wee that they are SO STUPID!!! and they take up 5 minutes of commercial block. pisses me off. damn commies.

COMMIES? Where?

COMMIES? Where?

THERE! BEHIND YOU!!

THERE! BEHIND YOU!!


:eek:

...

:mad: *Rargh! Turns into Hulk*

Those Viagra commercials with that old guy singing "I Did It My Way" in the shower in the most offkey and annoying voice ever.

Say 'Super-Stupid Turds' five times fast.

"Super-stupid turds super-stupid turds super-stupigjbxswnfewmfxha." Aaaargh! Harder than I expected.

Super-stupid turds super-stupid turds super-stupigjbxswnfewmfxha. Aargh! Harder than I expected.

Wow. So hard you couldn't even type it.

Intel had one during the Super Bowl a coupla years ago that featured space-suited nerds dancing around to some lame dance track.

it was sooooooooooooooooooooo lame.

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funniest commercial:

the budweiser commercial featuring the hamster that generated all the electricity in the city

the lights were shown to have gone out in a city... they zoom in to this little room with nothing but a hamster in a wheel and a bottle of bud on the table next to it.

someone walks in and turns the label of the Bud bottle toward the hamster... and the hamster starts running.

and the lights go back on in the city.

i was eating when that came on, and i laughed so hard that i nearly choked

btw

if you think that an ad is lame or it just doesn';t interest you at all.. chances are that the advertisers don't give a damn, since you're probably not in the target demographic.

if you are in the target demographic and you think it sucked (especially if you commiserate with peers and they also think it sucks...), then the advertisers have made an advertising blunder.

Beyond that, when i'm sitting down to eat and a diarrhea medicine ad comes on... that just pisses me off. "You mind? I'm trying to eat here, dumbass!"

Haha, those "Jokes to your phone" things.

"They'll make your sense of humor even better!"

I don't know about you guys, but I know that I'm totally gonna hit those up, because, how else will I ever get any friends?

I will open my phone and tell them this "WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? CUZ 7 ATE 9 LOLOLOLOLOROFFLRO!!!!1" At which time they are likely to reply,

"You must have been cursed with the funny bone from hell, because you are fucking hilarious"

I especially love the generic clip-art of people laughing.

What a perfect thing to go with my polyphonic rap ringtone, and my "I B PIMPIN" wallpaper!

I hate those adverts for sad songs. It's like That's What I Call Tearjerking 74 OUT NOW! and then you hear these clips of depressing songs which all sound like a cat yowling while I retard translates "My girlfriend just left me...blah blah blah". Apparently people actually BUY this stuff.

As for the NSPCC ads...don't get me started. I've nothing actually against them, apart from the fact that when I was young they shit-scared me and one actually made me ill. Hot and cold, shaking, almost puked...is that not child abuse on it's own?

Also, the music channels seem to have constant ringtone adverts, even the ones without ads. Have you noticed the way they all copy each other? Jamster gets out another annoying character and within days they all have that tune. It makes me wonder if they're not all one company trying to get more money.
And one joke on your phone ad merely featured a cartoon of a guy standing on stage with his mobile in front of a crowd. He points to his phone, says "Joke" and everyone laughs. I'm not paying £100 (or whatever ridiculous price) for getting a text which merely says "Joke".
Oh, and stop charging so damn much for ringtone subscriptions we only got for the one ringtone! One annoyance isn't enough, see--no, they must secretly subscribe you so they can ram more of them down your throat!

The most annoying ads are really those Napster ads! You know the ones where they show the iPod with the apple music service and how it costs so much less to fill a music player with Napster. But the backround people singing "do the math" drives me nuts. Plus, no one wants to rent music!

All the Enzyte commercials annoy me equally.

The Enzyte Commercials wouldn't be so creepy to me if I had never watched Batman in the first place. Poisoning the enhancement market would be a psychological blow to men across the world. :D

The commercials that really annoy me are the early Sonic ads, with those two jackasses pulling up at the drive through sections of other fast food joints and giving the presumably stressed out tellers even more of a hard time.

If I had been working at one of those places, I would have told the teller to stall them, go out the back door with a handgun loaded with blanks, and just open fire on them screaming "THIS ISN'T SONIC YOU BASTARDS!! THIS IS (Name of Restaurant)!! Damn, I need to reload..."