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Okay, I see a lot of conspiracy theories in general(such as What if Max=myrth or something along those lines), I feel those theories are rather old, we need new conspiracy theories here..... comeon whats the craziest thing you can think of?


Mine is:

Mod *BlanK* is really President Bush and hes only here to gather information and plans on what country to invade next.......


well I tried my best what do you got?

Elvis shot JFK!

A kid in my class was researching the JFK Assassination and they found a site that actually claimed that.

Elvis shot JFK!

A kid in my class was researching the JFK Assassination and they found a site that actually claimed that.

lol makes sense, JFK was taking attention away from elvis!

(elvies==myrth? lol)

What nothing else?, I see how it is!!!

How about this:

Midgets are really part of a massive conspiracy to make everyone where purple hats....

Feminazis are trying to install a matriarchy using the blacks and jews as muscle. :rolleyes:

George Bush is only in power because he helped the cheese industry to get inside the middle east

George Bush is only in power because he helped the cheese industry to get inside the middle east

Its all coming togther now....

Peter pan shot JFK from the Playboy Mansion..

The French are plotting to take over the world with a giant death ray(assembled in Antartica, paid for by the Canadians) made from cheese, old bike tires, and Native American embroidery. It will be powered by morons. Following the completion of said death ray, the British will abduct President Bush and his cabinet(as this fuel will last them for...probably eternity). The Italians and the collective governments in Africa will transport the "fuel" to various small Pacific Island nations, by way of Japanese aircraft. The Chinese, under the guise of selling Tibet to the Russia for 25 million tons of tea, will take the death ray and pass it to New Zealand. New Zealand, using with Brazil's help shall move the death ray to Antartica, using technology freely given by the Russians. The death ray will be manned by German and Indonesian pirates, conscripted by the Mexicans. The rest of the South and Central America will have finished building a giant worldwide communications network, which will be activated by the Middle Eatern nations. Floridians, Wyomians, Californians, Nevadans, New Yorkers, and the Amish will proceed to broadcast their threat against the world.

Basically, the world is trying to take itself over...

Peter pan shot JFK from the Playboy Mansion..

Guess they were right about the whole magic bullet idea...

Guess I should just leave all Mason-related comments outta this, huh?

Gnomes are to be shot and eaten, no exceptions.

Oh wait, guess that isn't a conspiracy theory... oh well :rolleyes:

*snip*

That was awesome! It must have taken a while too.

*gives cookie*

Gnomes are to be shot and eaten, no exceptions.

Oh wait, guess that isn't a conspiracy theory... oh well :rolleyes:


Gnome!

They have too little meat. A dwarf would be better!

Flouride does NOT strengthen teeth. It DOES render them detectable by satellites!

And the tips on the end of your shoelaces - their true purpose is sinister.

Tony Blair is Margret Thatcher's Secret Love Child :D .

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/

www.conspiracyarchive.com

http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/
(Interestingly, that quote from Galatians 5:2 on the second page of the main story is real. Apparently if your circumsized, your also screwed.)

www.shout.net/~bigred/cn.html

www.conspiracydigest.com

Now you know. Spread the Truth!
*is beamed up*

http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/essays/moon.htm

This is the best conspiracy theory ever. :headbang:

I really hope its a joke though.

Pepsi and Coke are the same!

Spainish and portugeseare the same language :eek:

Conspiracy theories have always been a feature of the General Forum.

I remember when Spoffin had the Smoking Guy.

We would make up wacky conspiracy theories regarding Forum 7 (the moderators forum).

We would make up wacky conspiracy theories regarding Forum 7 (the moderators forum).
I was the first one to notice the the public version of Forum 7 was actually Forum 13.
Some other guy made a topic that was more popular than mine though :(

I was the first one to notice the the public version of Forum 7 was actually Forum 13.
Some other guy made a topic that was more popular than mine though :(

Lol yeah I think that may have been BMV or Spoffin. Not sure though and I don't really remember you either. Do you remember me?

Eating an apple a day DOES NOT keep the doctor away! :eek:

The spare button stiched onto the bottom of shirts is a govenment tracking device. Every other button on the shirt falls off other than the spare. think about it!