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Hi im lonely i need a girl friend im 14 red short hair tall thin and i like girls with a good mind a nice body and arent blond if you are interested and i no you are email me at ljcool05@hotmail.com please email me asap thanx i hope i hear from you . :p :D :confused: :p :)

You think you've got problems?

wow. I'm ... this is the most romantic way to ask someone out, i promise.

*blinks* Uh... ok. I'd have to ask though, if you're 14 and considering the many countries on this board, what are you going to do if your new girl friend is on the other side of the planet from you?

hay its me the guy from the post who posted this i dont care as long as there nice and like the simpsons i dont care please reply and i dont think it is the most romantic
:D

Pick me pick me!
Harlesburg@papernapkin.net

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COMMIE CATHOLICS IS A TRAMP!!!1!!

The... hell.

...well, you sound cute enough. Too bad you're straight :D

The... hell.

...well, you sound cute enough. Too bad you're straight :D
Hehe yeah.

Let's turn this into a d8ing thread!!!

I'm still recovering from being dumped after a year long relationship, so I'm still in love with my ex boyfriend, and am looking for someone who I will fool myself into thinking I like, then dump them in a few weeks. I like red haired, blue-eyed guys with pale as fuck skin and goes raving (not clubbing).
I'm kind of pale, bright blue eyes, brownish longish hair and just under 6 foot. I'm 17, in year 12 and I go raving every month or so. When not studying raving I just sit around doing nothing. FUN!
PLS MSG ME!!11

(the sad thing is, everything here is true. I would like it do be a pay out, but it's not =P)

No, you don't want a girlfriend. You'll end up with women controlling your life, and you'll probably be split when you go to university anyway.

Alone you are one.
One is unity.
Unity is strength.

How about a boyfriend cutie pie?

*nudge nudge*

:p

Hehe yeah.

Let's turn this into a d8ing thread!!!

ok. i want a g/f too :(

ok. i want a g/f too :(
At least you're modest...

I want ten or twenty! :D

ok im a guy email me just dont go pick me pick me ok if u got msn mesenger put me on ure contacts . :p ok talk to me now if u are on and u a gal im the the guy that wrote this thing

Don't we all brother. Yep a nice girl to hold at night, to do naughty stuff with. A sweet girl you could bring home to you mom, but one you would be proud to introduce to your father. Yep phyisically fit, and a tigeress beneath the sheets. A girl you could talk with for hours, one you could have intelligent conversation with. That's what we all want in a girl, one to support us, and to keep us focused. Doesn't matter about her race or religion, after all any good woman is worth changing for, as long as she accepts who you are before and after.

Though personally I'd like to meet a English Japanese girl like that. (English Father, and a Japanese Mother, or visa versa.)

Alone you are one.
One is unity.
Unity is strength.
Yo a Haiku is 5, 7, then 5, not 5,5,5.

At least you're modest...

I want ten or twenty! :D
Pride cometh before the fall, and the adultureous lye in their death beds.

Wait, is this guy serious?
Erk.
And he's 14?
Double erk.

Edit: I meant like as far as grammar and shit goes, not anything else. I retract my comment.

Pride cometh before the fall, and the adultureous lye in their death beds.
At least I'll die a happy man.

How about a boyfriend cutie pie?

*nudge nudge*

:p
Umm, how bout not.

At least I'll die a happy man.
Yes you'll be happy as your manhood rots away before your eyes, and your very skin revolts and begins to recede as puss spews from your penis, I doubt it. Extremely painfull from what I hear.

Im as straight as an arrow comrade (Ooo!! the evil commie word!! You must be shaking now!!) But not to worry, I have nothing against buttering the biscuit of a crazed religious zealot such as yourself! Come here lover boy!! ;)

*lick*

Actually I'm no zealot of any form, and as for communism is concerned I support the ideal but sadily it is just not ment to be. And as far a kissing you is concerned I think I will pass, after all I don't know where your mouth has been, hell I don't let people kiss me on the cheek. Disgusting, revolting, yick.

Though your offer is flatering I must decline.

How about a boyfriend cutie pie?

*nudge nudge*

:p
Bugger off!
This is my niche market find your own angle to work at! LOL

Bugger off!
This is my niche market find your own angle to work at! LOL
How about I work your angle and we make it a three way.

Oh god... no... nevermind... this was too far...

toasters...

just toasters and sponges...

How about I work your angle and we make it a three way.

Oh god... no... nevermind... this was too far...

toasters...

just toasters and sponges...
Err think you could handle it with your bung pelvis? :eek: ...........

omg u guys need a life

this is actually quite sad

go out and meet a girl

and what's wrong with being blonde

blondes do it better

Yo a Haiku is 5, 7, then 5, not 5,5,5. You mean I actually achieved something resembling a rhythm?

Girlfriends are for the weak who depend on others. I just want slaves. No… no… not that kind of slave.

What ever, I hope you get your wish and never find anyone. Or better yet how bout you team up with the homo duo over there and make it a trio.

PLEASE STOP ALL THE BRIT TALK IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!

What ever, I hope you get your wish and never find anyone. Or better yet how bout you team up with the homo duo over there and make it a trio.

PLEASE STOP ALL THE BRIT TALK IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!! Eh… what… is that addressed to me?

omg u guys need a life

this is actually quite sad

go out and meet a girl

and what's wrong with being blonde

blondes do it better
Who said they didn't like blondes? I was blonde till my hair changed, matter in fact I had blue eyes too, now they're green, go figure. Anyway, yes we do, and yes it is, but at least I have an excuse I'm only 16. So what's your excuses guys?

Were you using british slang?

Who said they didn't like blondes? I was blonde till my hair changed, matter in fact I had blue eyes too, now they're green, go figure. Anyway, yes we do, and yes it is, but at least I have an excuse I'm only 16. So what's your excuses guys?
i like girls with a good mind a nice body and arent blond

Too bad. I was just going to TG him... :(

Were you using british slang? As far as I've noticed no one was using British slang…

Ok than, I don't want to know about the sponges and fish or what ever those two were talking about.

Too bad. I was just going to TG him... :(
Pity for who, me or nuc?

Ok than, I don't want to know about the sponges and fish or what ever those two were talking about. I don't think it's British slang… at least, I've never heard it and I'm in Britain.

And I don't think I'll team up with the homo duo, in case that was addressed to me… ;)

Pity for who, me or nuc?
For Nuc.

From the frequency of your posts, I wager some of you also need a girl- or boyfriend... seems like you have too much time on your hands. :p

For Nuc.
Then no pity for me, rejoice. hehe.

What ever, I hope you get your wish and never find anyone. Or better yet how bout you team up with the homo duo over there and make it a trio.

PLEASE STOP ALL THE BRIT TALK IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!
Got to love that American language.
It's hard to extract from written text, but I imagine this particular specimen having deep tones of whiney screeching and squarking, with a spiteful xenophobic nose and an uneducated aftertaste. Quite marvelous, really.

hay im on MSN now :p talk to me girlz pls i want a gf this is the guy that made this post

If you fell for that, you're a moron

hay im on MSN now :p talk to me girlz pls i want a gf this is the guy that made this post

If you fell for that, you're a moron

Hehe, it got me. *sigh

why the devil would you guys want to date someone over the internet whats the point of that! :confused: y dont you all turn off the computers walk away slowly from them and then runn into the outside world and meet some real people??...... :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: thats the only way you going to get any realy loving peeps :fluffle:

why the devil would you guys want to date someone over the internet whats the point of that! :confused: y dont you all turn off the computers walk away slowly from them and then runn into the outside world and meet some real people??...... :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: thats the only way you going to get any realy loving peeps :fluffle:
Out..side?

why the devil would you guys want to date someone over the internet whats the point of that! :confused: y dont you all turn off the computers walk away slowly from them and then runn into the outside world and meet some real people??...... :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: thats the only way you going to get any realy loving peeps :fluffle:
Because all the good guys & girls are taken. Who wants to go out and meet some obnoxious 400lbs twat?
We have those right here already, and at least here we can pretend they're all fit 25 year olds :p

I need a girl friend
Don't we all mate..... don't we all. *big dramatic sigh*

From the frequency of your posts, I wager some of you also need a girl- or boyfriend... seems like you have too much time on your hands. :p
*raises hand*
One person needing girlfriend here!

The problem is that hardly any girls are minor/major geeks like we are here.

*raises hand*
One person needing girlfriend here!

*Inflates a model GF and hands to Sancta*

There you go...

You're all losers and I hate you

You don't need a girlfriend. You need to accept the fact that love is self-delusion, relationships are compromises, desire and the need for companionship is the only thing that brings people together and that nobody will ever love you for anything other than what you can give them.

Hi im lonely i need a girl friend im 14 red short hair tall thin and i like girls with a good mind a nice body and arent blond if you are interested and i no you are email me at ljcool05@hotmail.com please email me asap thanx i hope i hear from you . :p :D :confused: :p :)
seriously, desperate at 14?! you don't need a gf, you need a therapist!

You don't need a girlfriend. You need to accept the fact that love is self-delusion, relationships are compromises, desire and the need for companionship is the only thing that brings people together and that nobody will ever love you for anything other than what you can give them.
http://thegoldenblog.typepad.com/photos/ormtwy_tour/mighty_women_with_hacksaw.JPG

Too bad. I was just going to TG him... :(

6ft, short blonde hair, lives in a place you know well... ;)

seriously, desperate at 14?! you don't need a gf, you need a therapist!
I was desperate at 14. I think the more concerning thing is that he can't spell or manage basic grammar by year 8.

http://thegoldenblog.typepad.com/photos/ormtwy_tour/mighty_women_with_hacksaw.JPG

Huh? Mighty Women with Hacksaw?

*Inflates a model GF and hands to Sancta*

There you go...
Well, not like I'll ever get a better deal than this.
*snatches model gf*

If that's a girl sawing, it looks like a boy. Could be the angle, or it could be one ugly girl.

seriously, desperate at 14?! you don't need a gf, you need a therapist!
Thats funny.

Well, not like I'll ever get a better deal than this.
*snatches model gf*

Well the new model is on sale you might.... ;) :p :D

Okay, what's the point of posting a thread for the sole purpose of hooking up with some girl, who might live thousands of miles away from you? It's sad.

But ... I guess the guy's age grants him some sort of excuse.

Well the new model is on sale you might.... ;) :p :D
What do you think I am, made of money? I'll take whatever I can get and be happy with it :p

But ... I guess the guy's age grants him some sort of excuse.
*coughs*
You got something against fourteen year olds?

I was desperate at 14. I think the more concerning thing is that he can't spell or manage basic grammar by year 8.
Agreed.

Huh? Mighty Women with Hacksaw?

Enable viewing pictures, dude, it makes everything better.

Ok well on the social scale I have to say that an internet girlfriend is worse than none. This is a nice way of saying dont do this you loser, but I'm a nice person so I dont say that

*coughs*
You got something against fourteen year olds?
Who said I did?

Don't bother. Just buy a mag, then shoot yourself in the foot. You'll know all the pleasure and pain, and hopefully learn from the experience. :sniper:

Girls = Money x time
Time= Money
Girls = Money Squared
Money = root of all evil
Girls = evil

Just remember that equation and you will never want a gf!

But seriously, you are 14, live a little abit by yourself and friends! Don't get a girlfriend yet, you can do sooo much more with mates, lol!

But if you really want a girlfriend, you need to get of your ass, turn the computer off (yes turn it off) and walk away from the computer and go outside. Yes the place that you see out the window. Then, got to town and your local shopping centre (for those americans, your shopping mall/precinct (!?)) and go hunting!

Kinda hard to explain, you will know when you are ready for a gf as you will be able to get one as you become more confortable. By actively searching and being 'desperate' you will probably attract the wrong kind of people. Calm down, be yourself, your time will come.

Graham Harvey
UK

Enable viewing pictures, dude, it makes everything better.

I did, I saw the girls with a hacksaw... I'm just confused as to the connection.

You don't need a girlfriend. You need to accept the fact that love is self-delusion, relationships are compromises, desire and the need for companionship is the only thing that brings people together and that nobody will ever love you for anything other than what you can give them.

Lovely opinion. I would bet my arse that you are a goth and that someone screwed you around big!

What do you think I am, made of money? I'll take whatever I can get and be happy with it :p

I'm really not gonna make any comment on that.... ;)

COMMIE CATHOLICS IS A TRAMP!!!1!!

Tramp! What did I ever do to you to deserve this? :sniper:

I'm really not gonna make any comment on that.... ;)
Yes you are, don't lie....

This thread has gone longer than it should have.

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Girls = Money x time
Time= Money
Girls = Money Squared
Money = root of all evil
Girls = evil

Just remember that equation and you will never want a gf!

But seriously, you are 14, live a little abit by yourself and friends! Don't get a girlfriend yet, you can do sooo much more with mates, lol!

But if you really want a girlfriend, you need to get of your ass, turn the computer off (yes turn it off) and walk away from the computer and go outside. Yes the place that you see out the window. Then, got to town and your local shopping centre (for those americans, your shopping mall/precinct (!?)) and go hunting!

Kinda hard to explain, you will know when you are ready for a gf as you will be able to get one as you become more confortable. By actively searching and being 'desperate' you will probably attract the wrong kind of people. Calm down, be yourself, your time will come.

Graham Harvey
UK

There's a flaw in your axiom. Girls = Money plus Time

Lovely opinion. I would bet my arse that you are a goth and that someone screwed you around big!

Neither is correct, would you like to pay me your arse in monthly instalments or just give it to me straight away?

It not being a lovely opinion doesn't make it any less true!

Yes you are, don't lie....


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*Silence*

Don't we all brother. Yep a nice girl to hold at night, to do naughty stuff with. A sweet girl you could bring home to you mom, but one you would be proud to introduce to your father. Yep phyisically fit, and a tigeress beneath the sheets. A girl you could talk with for hours, one you could have intelligent conversation with. That's what we all want in a girl, one to support us, and to keep us focused. Doesn't matter about her race or religion, after all any good woman is worth changing for, as long as she accepts who you are before and after.


To sum it all up in a word: Lashie

Neither is correct, would you like to pay me your arse in monthly instalments or just give it to me straight away?

It not being a lovely opinion doesn't make it any less true!

Sorry I sold my arse to the devil for a doughnut I was counting on being right. Perhaps your view is true but to ignore desire is ridiculous. It doesnt fulfil you to know you can ignore desire because fulfilling desire is what fulfilment is all about. To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human - The only thing that ratboy off the Matrix said right.

There's a flaw in your axiom. Girls = Money plus Time

Damn, i shall change it immediatly, thanks!

Graham

Sorry I sold my arse to the devil for a doughnut I was counting on being right. Perhaps your view is true but to ignore desire is ridiculous. It doesnt fulfil you to know you can ignore desire because fulfilling desire is what fulfilment is all about. To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human - The only thing that ratboy off the Matrix said right.

You may be right, in fact you probably are.

So... to sum it up, we should advise the 14-year-old to get laid as soon as possible?

You may be right, in fact you probably are.

So... to sum it up, we should advise the 14-year-old to get laid as soon as possible?

No lol, the little shit isnt old enough! Wait til your 30 like people with internet girlfriends generally do :D

You don't need a girlfriend to cure boredom. You're 14. The world is large yet. If you get a girlfriend now you will limit your chances and may actually miss your love of the life. Right now, you should excavate more interests and friends to fulfill your life. Girlfriends are excessive wastes of money, time, effort, and concentration at 14.

You don't need a girlfriend to cure boredom. You're 14. The world is large yet. If you get a girlfriend now you will limit your chances and may actually miss your love of the life. Right now, you should excavate more interests and friends to fulfill your life. Girlfriends are excessive wastes of money, time, effort, and concentration at 14.

Agreed! Go out with friends!

Damn, i shall change it immediatly, thanks!

Graham

Just leave it as it is and hope nobody notices.

No lol, the little shit isnt old enough! Wait til your 30 like people with internet girlfriends generally do :D

lmao

Just leave it as it is and hope nobody notices.

Lol, we shall see...

At 14 you dont need a gf, I agree you should go out with friends. Cant beat the summer I was 16, that was fun. Now my summer is drowned in alcohol....woohoo! Hey, 3 month summer starts on wednesday for me! Next stop drunkenness.... :D

Yeah… I agree with everyone… no point having a girlfriend until you're 20 at least.

Yeah… I agree with everyone… no point having a girlfriend until you're 20 at least.

Well not having one does serve a purpose. The bartender at my pub is gay and filthy rich! So young padawan, turn gay. You will be rich and get laid too!

Maybe if you want a girlfriend you should get out from behind the computer and go out and meet real girls.

Point to Latta. That is probably the best advice this thread is likely to see.

Yeah… I agree with everyone… no point having a girlfriend until you're 20 at least.

*suppresses laugh

Just wanted to agree with all the people who suggest getting out into the real world for an actual girlfriend...seriously, what are you going to do with some girl you can only communicate with over the Internet? Talk about dull.

Just go kiss lots of people. Eventually, you'll find one who you can stick with. In the meantime, you'll enjoy yourself.

Just wanted to agree with all the people who suggest getting out into the real world for an actual girlfriend...seriously, what are you going to do with some girl you can only communicate with over the Internet? Talk about dull.

Just go kiss lots of people. Eventually, you'll find one who you can stick with. In the meantime, you'll enjoy yourself.
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Just go kiss lots of people. Eventually, you'll find one who you can stick with. In the meantime, you'll enjoy yourself.

Why do you say that he'll enjoy himself? I wouldn't if I did that.

PLUR!!!


God I want to go raving.

PLUR!!!


God I want to go raving.
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Why do you say that he'll enjoy himself? I wouldn't if I did that.

Oh...well, different strokes for different folks...I guess it depends on what you're looking for.
It can be fun though, sometimes. Like, not saying it's a good substitute for an actual boyfriend (or girlfriend) but it can be fun. And at 14...maybe I just live somewhere sheltered or something, but at 14 how much more are relationships anyways? Oooooh, they went to the school dance together!

Why do you say that he'll enjoy himself? I wouldn't if I did that.


Kissing random people is always a good time.

Yeah… I agree with everyone… no point having a girlfriend until you're 20 at least.

Now that's not true, lot's of reason to get a girl before age 20. In highschool, for one, it can be a social status...If you don't get a girl throughout highschool, you'd have to be pretty lame...Then, parties would suck because you'd go to them with dudes, and that'd become a sausage fest.
Plus, you gotta love the ladies, and if you go for too long without a girl, you'll become one of those sexually frustrated dudes who become serial killers! So get a date or become a serial killer! :eek:

Kissing random people is always a good time.
yeah, until a girl kicks you in the balls for it.....

yeah, until a girl kicks you in the balls for it.....


Ahhhhh, so maybe it's just fun for girls. We don't have balls. :eek: :eek:

Now that's not true, lot's of reason to get a girl before age 20. In highschool, for one, it can be a social status...If you don't get a girl throughout highschool, you'd have to be pretty lame...Then, parties would suck because you'd go to them with dudes, and that'd become a sausage fest.
Plus, you gotta love the ladies, and if you go for too long without a girl, you'll become one of those sexually frustrated dudes who become serial killers! So get a date or become a serial killer! :eek:

Luckily I'm past high school. =D It wasn't too bad going without a girlfriend, but you definitely needed rumours.

yeah, until a girl kicks you in the balls for it..... :eek:

Ahhhhh, so maybe it's just fun for girls. We don't have balls. :eek: :eek:
well i don't think it's a very good idea for girls to do it either, you know how horny men are, you'd have them following you around all day :rolleyes:

:eek:

Oh, it's you is it? Tell me what you think of Phil Collins! I'm trying to form an opinion of you and you're not helping.

well i don't think it's a very good idea for girls to do it either, you know how horny men are, you'd have them following you around all day :rolleyes:

You make it sound like all men are like that. They're not just in case anybody was wondering.

Hi Tink. :fluffle: :fluffle:

You make it sound like all men are like that. They're not just in case anybody was wondering.

Hi Tink. :fluffle: :fluffle:
i don't think it's a good idea to risk it though, i once got chased around Malaga with a friend just for taking a picture of some lads' arses! :rolleyes:


hey :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

well i don't think it's a very good idea for girls to do it either, you know how horny men are, you'd have them following you around all day :rolleyes:


That's the part where you kick them in the balls.

That's the part where you kick them in the balls.
lol!