NationStates Jolt Archive


Have youy done this much or ever?

Chewbaccula
27-06-2005, 08:14
Been with a friend in public and talking to them, then suddenly reaslised you were talking caually about god knows what to a complete stranger, who had moved into the exact position your friend had occupied when you looked away for a second, as your friend wandered off somewhere close to look at something?
Im sorry to say, but I do this at least twice a year.
My most recent one was slapping a lady on the back(who I thought was the friend) and yelling 'get some condoms'.

Does anyone have some of their own storys on this?
Lashie
27-06-2005, 08:33
Yeah i've done it a few times and i have a memory from when i was about 6 or 7 and i was in a shopping centre with my dad, i turned to look at something and without turning back i called "hey dad look at this"... he didn
't come so i turned back and started following him (well who i thought was him) and this random guy just looks at me and i completely freaked out, but it was ok cause my dad found me :D
Fan Grenwick
27-06-2005, 08:43
Never happened to me, but it happens to my wife all the time!
Delator
27-06-2005, 08:45
Not that I recall...

...though I do get drunk too often, so very well could have happened and I just forgot! :p
Chewbaccula
27-06-2005, 09:24
Not that I recall...

...though I do get drunk too often, so very well could have happened and I just forgot! :p

Yeah, I once mistook this girl when I was drunk in a night club for some chic friend I used to know, and I didnt realise the mistake until the next morning.
Helioterra
27-06-2005, 09:41
Im sorry to say, but I do this at least twice a year.

Twice a year? That happens to me like twice a week!
Chewbaccula
27-06-2005, 09:44
Twice a year? That happens to me like twice a week!

Dont take this the wrong way, but you could have some mental problems.

EDIT: I got them as well, most people do.
Liskeinland
27-06-2005, 10:00
Dont take this the wrong way, but you could have some mental problems. Sounds more like some sort of plot to me…

This happens to me very rarely, but still it happens. Nothing very embarassing, though.
Lascivious Optimus
27-06-2005, 10:11
Happens to me all the time, only the last time... I held up a ten minute conversation with a toaster... and for the really surprising part, I thought he had some really intelligent things to say.
The Similized world
27-06-2005, 10:20
Late one night in a big, dark room where I thought I was alone with my ex.. I turned around for a second to put down a cup of tea, then I walked over and stuck my hands down his pants (his back was turned). I honestly think I got more shocked than the complete stranger who's buns I was grabbing...

But that's the worst I've done. I did slap an elderly lady on the back once as well. She was pretty freaked out (I look a bit weird).

Never had a chat with the toaster (that I know of anyway), but I'd love some of the stuff you were on. Have any to spare?
Chewbaccula
27-06-2005, 10:36
Happens to me all the time, only the last time... I held up a ten minute conversation with a toaster... and for the really surprising part, I thought he had some really intelligent things to say.

OMG! You have got mental problems!
Helioterra
27-06-2005, 10:36
Dont take this the wrong way, but you could have some mental problems.

EDIT: I got them as well, most people do.
Heh. Mental problems? Don't take this wrong, I might have many mental problems but I don't think this is a sign of a mental problem. I think that's a sign that my friends like to laugh at me. :D
Chewbaccula
27-06-2005, 10:43
Heh. Mental problems? Don't take this wrong, I might have many mental problems but I don't think this is a sign of a mental problem. I think that's a sign that my friends like to laugh at me. :D

I know I wasnt having ago at you.
Lascivious Optimus
27-06-2005, 10:56
OMG! You have got mental problems!
They happen to be the least of my worries... now Im stuck in the toaster...

(what can I say... he was a real charmer)