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There MUST be a list of forbidden questions that would attract odd stares from people once you ask them!

Can I run up and down the street naked covered in blue paint, and waving my arms screaming repeatedly 'I'm a parrot?'

Are you gay? *and pull a face at any kind of answer*

Begin to argue with yourself in a semi-crowded street. The topic can be anything, ranging from whether global warming exists or not to who killed Eddie Murphy. Then stop abruptly, as if you just noticed those staring at you, then ask a random person "Well, who's right?"

Cake or Death?

Begin to argue with yourself in a semi-crowded street. The topic can be anything, ranging from whether global warming exists or not to who killed Eddie Murphy. Then stop abruptly, as if you just noticed those staring at you, then ask a random person "Well, who's right?"
lol

"Where do baby Mods come from?"

I'll give you the choice of either:
a- you can bite off only one finger
or
b- I'll chop off two


Which one will ya choose?

What is the flying speed of a swallow?

Of course, or

What is six times nine?

Should I dance to the music which is about destroying the universe?

42?

Here's one I decided to ask random people one day in school:

"What's your favorite kind of soap?"


btw, more people said Dove than the others, followed by Irish Spring, the original green bar...

"So how much do you weigh?"
<slap>

"Nice boobs. Are they real?"
<slap>

"Do you dance for a living?"
<slap>

:D

How many hamsters does it take to change a spark plug in a '57 Chevy, assuming of course that all hamsters have been Mr. Goodwrench certified?

I have asked this during finals time when I was at university. Strangely enough, if it was late enough during finals; I could sometimes get people to start to try and work out the answer to it.

Are you a boy or a girl?

(Only really odd if you ask it in real life not internet.)

Do you know where FairyTinkArisen's panty drawer is?

Were you in an accident, or were you born like that?

*properly horrified look*
"Oh my God! What happened to your face?!"

What is the flying speed of a swallow?
The proper question is "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

What is six times nine?
Again, the proper question is "What do you get when you multiply six by nine?" Please be more accurate when you quote completely insane works of art. :)

Do you believe in GOD?

"If your uncle was riding in a train coming from New York to Missouri, and your Aunt in California decides to board a train heading to Missouri as well and all the passangers on both trains weigh 127.8 lbs, and only your Aunt and Uncle have luggage and the train is traveling at approximately 97 miles per hour, do you like bannanas?"
**asked to random person at a Coffee house, blank stares and then slow shuffling away**

(In Elevator)
"Gosh, don't you just hate that first day of paroll?"
[scared stare, sometimes followed up by: "I mean geez! All I did was get convicted for shooting a police officer."]

So I'm standing in line... I've got my tongue up this chicks *expletive deleted*, and I'm like... 'hey! Do I know you?'

There MUST be a list of forbidden questions that would attract odd stares from people once you ask them!
"Would you like to have a personal relationship with Satan?"

"Excuse me, do you know where they sell anthrax?"

"Why are you ugly?"

"Were you the second gunman on the grassy knoll?"

"Would you help save the starving children in France?"

"How many politicians does it take to screw up a country?"

"Where were you on July 3rd, 2008?"

Ok heres something I realy want you guys to anwer k?

Can I have SEX with my female wameriner dog?

Thats a vary forbiden qestion plz answer it

Ok heres something I realy want you guys to anwer k?

Can I have SEX with my female wameriner dog?

Thats a vary forbiden qestion plz answer it
Why do I get the feeling that by the time I tell you 'no' it will already have been too late? :eek:

Why do I get the feeling that by the time I tell you 'no' it will already have been too late? :eek:

becouse it is.........Im not proud of it ether, my dog looks happy though.........

becouse it is.........Im not proud of it ether, my dog looks happy though.........

No im just eating potatoe salad i bought at gordens food service

becouse it is.........Im not proud of it ether, my dog looks happy though.........
Please tell me that by dog you mean hand...

ahh, oh well, I guess it was just payback for all the times he communed your leg eh? Or was it all the times you played leapfrog together in the backyard... but he could never make it over top?

Are you a boy or a girl?

(Only really odd if you ask it in real life not internet.)
Not if you're asking it in San Francisco or parts of South Beach :D

Please tell me that by dog you mean hand...

ahh, oh well, I guess it was just payback for all the times he communed your leg eh? Or was it all the times you played leapfrog together in the backyard... but he could never make it over top?

The thing sied FEMALE

lol( takes bite of potatoe saled)lololol

I didnt have sex with my dog Im eating potatoe saled

When you masturbate, do you hold it in as well?

When were you born? What were your parents doing nine months before that?

Are you gay? *and pull a face at any kind of answer*

lol; had that questioned asked, they're then shocked by the candidness of my answer :P

I think the most shocking is when you say something like, "unemployed people should get off their ass and get a job!" - you'll find that 10% will vocally agree, 85% will agree, but say nothing, and 5% decare that they have a right to spounge off the state :P

When you masturbate, do you hold it in as well?
It depends do you want to keep masterbating if yes than yes if no than no

Are you a Top or a Sub?

There MUST be a list of forbidden questions that would attract odd stares from people once you ask them!

I love to attract odd stares. I find that you get one every time if you allow a person, particularly a teacher, to talk for a while, then while they're in mid sentence ask them if they like Phil Collins. Once they stutter a bit and answer, you then proceed to ask them how they have their coffee. Then you ask them to continue with what they were saying, and you get one of those odd, confused looks. ;)

Also I like to ask passers by if they are married or have children. If they don't have children I then say: "Don't ever have them." If they do I say: "Don't have any more." Always gets an odd stare.

42?
Thats an answer!
CC we all know i am the master of odd stairs,steers or stears!

To a male: Shall I shin you in the nuts?

To a female: Shall I pull your hair?

It depends do you want to keep masterbating if yes than yes if no than no

Im the opposite. I cant seem to get erect when I hold it in. I just dont like the possibility of a mess, thats why I hold it in.

Thats an answer!
CC we all know i am the master of odd stairs,steers or stears!

Do you like Phil Collins Harlesburg?

embarrasing story.. bad question
yes, I can laugh at my own stupidity
I was at the supermarket with my friend, on a busy day with about 4 women around, in the toothpaste section, and I (20yr old male) asked out loud

'What's Rohypnol?'

To which one of the women in front of me answered:
'Its the date-rape drug'

I thought it was like panadol (paracetomol/nurofen .. headache tablet), but no, it has recently been in the news as the Date-Rape Drug of choice! hmm, bad move on my part. :confused:

Do you like Phil Collins Harlesburg?
Was Phil Colins in Genisis
or is Genisis in the bible?

Or is the Pope Catholic? :D

Was Phil Colins in Genisis
or is Genisis in the bible?

Or is the Pope Catholic? :D

You're an odd chap Harlesburg, but likeable enough. Answer the damn question!

You're an odd chap Harlesburg, but likeable enough. Answer the damn question!
I am all Witt,charm and Sparkling personality! :D

I am all Witt,charm and Sparkling personality! :D

If you don't answer my question soon, I'll be forced to judge you before knowing you. If you continue to procrastinate, I'll think of something even more unpleasant, and do that to you! :sniper:

If you don't answer my question soon, I'll be forced to judge you before knowing you. If you continue to procrastinate, I'll think of something even more unpleasant, and do that to you! :sniper:
Is the Pope Catholic?-The Answer is there

Is the Pope Catholic?-The Answer is there

No. He is not. I'll talk to you some other time Harlesburg. Sorry about that threat. :fluffle:

1. Who would you rather have sex with, your mother or your grandmother?

2. Which is better, cheese or mold?

3. Come on, doesn't everyone like Macs?

who likes having sex with dogs?

No. He is not. I'll talk to you some other time Harlesburg. Sorry about that threat. :fluffle:
:confused: (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9142954&postcount=8)

now, I've actually used a variation of this in real life, so I know it works:

"isn't it kind of ironic that the emergance of post-industrial artisans and thousands of years of cultural evolution would produce furries?"

"What's wrong with genocide against certain groups of people?"

I came very close to saying something like that whilst discussing Noah's Ark…

Why can't we all just go back to being cavemen, thumping women over the heads with large objects, having intercourse with them, and neglecting the offspring and fruits of our loins?

Editors note: This question has been deemed inadmissable due to the fact that the nature of its content is still being carried out by brainless uneducated men world wide... they just don't wear loin cloths anymore.

*puts on loin cloth*

Editors note: Carry on.

On our first date my husband asked me these two questions...

Who would be better in bed your mother or your father?

what's the largest animal you could kill with your bare hands?

Aww! Thats so sweet! You must have known instantly that he was the one! :p

Hey when you Butter both sides of your bread and it hits the floor your always gonna have a ruined piece.
Unless you tie it to a cat but then you wont like that unless your chinese

Is your fluff counting you inside a nail?

How cheesy do you find the radiation from radioactive cheese?

Did you know that evil homicidal screaming carrots are after your nostrils?

Would you like your toes defluffalized or mashed together with potatoes?

Is it okay if the nuked railroad next door jumps around giggling happily in your hair tonight?

You really ARE a defluffalized unfluffy piece of non-fluff covered in mashed mosquitoes, aren't you?

You don't happen to be fluffing around yesterday in fluff next year outside tomorrow in fluff one month ago, do you?

Would you like smiling at semi-broken obfuscated fluffalicious cucumbers, WITH LOADS OF EEEVIL BROKEN CHAIRS NEARBY?

Have you seen The Holy Broken Chair of Fluffiness around here, within a pile of giggling over-ripe bananas, lately?

There MUST be a list of forbidden questions that would attract odd stares from people once you ask them!
Add to that list the indirect question, "I don't understand..."

"Where you born that way or was it an accident?"

And...of course...

"Would you like a bigger penis?"

Foon or spork?

Okay, not really 'forbidden'...