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lets say the world is something like "life of brian" and you suddenly find yourself surounded by a following who worship you as a messiah... would you let them follow you or would you send them home?

if you did let them follow oyu what would be the tenents of your new found religon!

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lets say the world is something like "life of brian" and you suddenly find yourself surounded by a following who worship you as a messiah... would you let them follow you or would you send them home?

if you did let them follow oyu what would be the tenents of your new found religon!
I would encourage them to find their own spirtual, moral, and political answers, but give them religious/moral/political guidance anyway if they decided they'd rather be my mindless sheep.

I'd tell them to fuck off.

I'd tell them to fuck off.
but how do we fuck off oh great one!

lets say the world is something like "life of brian" and you suddenly find yourself surounded by a following who worship you as a messiah... would you let them follow you or would you send them home?

if you did let them follow oyu what would be the tenents of your new found religon!
I would tell them that I'm just like they are but if they want something to believe, to try this:

* Mankind is part of all that lives.
* So far as we know, we are the only sentient beings.
* As sentient beings we have responsibility to nurture and protect life.
* Go and do so! :)

I would tell them that I'm just like they are but if they want something to believe, to try this:

* Mankind is part of all that lives.
* So far as we know, we are the only sentient beings.
* As sentient beings we have responsibility to nurture and protect life.
* Go and do so! :)

so don't drink the cool-aid?

but how do we fuck off oh great one!By going home and think about getting a free will for a minuit.


A whole minuit!

By going home and think about getting a free will for a minuit.


A whole minuit!

what is a minuit?, thought about it what must I do know lord?

what is a minuit?
A spelling mistake derived from french classes. Should be minute.

A spelling mistake derived from french classes. Should be minute.

All hail the multi-lingual one *bows down*

A spelling mistake derived from french classes. Should be minute.
french? that language huh?......

good good well now I thought about free-willl, too scary what next?

he is truely the messiah, he knows more than one language, he is great!!
What shall we do lord?>

First Id show them the helicopter, then if they followed me Id know they had true faith. :)

*helicopter helicopter helicopter*

so don't drink the cool-aid?
Only if you hate life. :)

All hail the multi-lingual one *bows down*
"Lingual?" :)

french? that language huh?......

good good well now I thought about free-willl, too scary what next?

he is truely the messiah, he knows more than one language, he is great!!
What shall we do lord?>
Now you shall get a free will.

Only if you hate life. :)

but what about the space ship!!!

That would be sweet. Can anyone say "project mayhem". ;)

Opperation Latte Thunder, GO!

:D

Now you shall get a free will.

*in a group at once YES!!! We shall get a freewilll, we are all indivduals(can't spell)


man I love python...

*in a group at once YES!!! We shall get a freewilll, we are all indivduals(can't spell)
*Raises hand and point at them* You know have a will of your own, go worship it instead.

Can anyone say "project mayhem". ;)

:D


Pro-jeact Me-yem?

Well I tried!!!

*Raises hand and point at them* You know have a will of your own, go worship it instead.

*at once everyone*

Yes we have a will of our own! how shall we worship it?

By searching for the Holy Grail.

I'd tell them to fuck off.

That would work.

By doing what you want.
yes yes of course!! what do we want oh lord? Is it right to kill? is it right to steal? is it right to kill your neighbor, steal his wife and then adulterate with her?
can we say your name oh lord or is it too holy(in which case can we stone those who do say it?)

oh lord!

I already do have three (!) people who consider me their messiah. I preach to others fairly often. With me as your god you stand to make a 5% saving on petrol!

By searching for the Holy Grail.
(wrong movie lol)

yes the holy grail!

we must kill those who don't beleave who have it now!, kill the unbelieavers!

I already do have three (!) people who consider me their messiah. I preach to others fairly often. With me as your god you stand to make a 5% saving on petrol!
well, my current god doesn't really do anything for us... but hes more mysterous than you so NO!!!!



lol

(wrong movie lol)

yes the holy grail!

we must kill those who don't beleave who have it now!, kill the unbelieavers!
(I know, but it was quite a while since I saw Life of Brian)
You do not have to kill the unbelievers, you just have to believe in it yourselves.

(I know, but it was quite a while since I saw Life of Brian)
You do not have to kill the unbelievers, you just have to believe in it yourselves.


ahh let me translat this for the people!

You don't have to kill the unbelievers: that means we just convert them and those who still unbelieve we cast into the ocean(which our lord controls) and he will cast them down, of course they may swim so we have to cut their legs off.

Next: you just have to believe in it!: that means if you don't believe or don't follow our lord, you will have no soul and thus have no rights and thus be cast legless into the ocean.....

we must purify the world for our lord see?

No! You must all become anarcho-syndicalists and live in tiny villages with elected leaders.

But the most important thing: How much can a bird carry?

(forgot which kind of bird it was and what it was carrying)

No! You must all become anarcho-syndicalists and live in tiny villages with elected leaders.

But the most important thing: How much can a bird carry?

(forgot which kind of bird it was and what it was carrying)

so? ahh kill the unbelievers, and we must elect the generals who lead the campaign of course! the bird represents our armies moving across the world, flying over the unbelievers!!!

(I think it was an african swallow yup thats it, two can carry a coconut thats all I know)

I would turn them into my willing servants. I could do with some cleaning done...

I would turn them into my willing servants. I could do with some cleaning done...
aren't you a communist? hmm makes sense lol

I'd defenately not chase them away! :D I'd turn them into caring and loving people, and the'd help me save the world and we'd all be heroes:P (and heroines of course!)

I'd defenately not chase them away! :D I'd turn them into caring and loving people, and the'd help me save the world and we'd all be heroes:P (and heroines of course!)
right... their called fundamentalists....

(I think it was an african swallow yup thats it, two can carry a coconut thats all I know)
African or European? And what's the mean air speed?? :D

African or European? And what's the mean air speed?? :D

hey you ruined the joke!!! now I must fly off into space and die! ThAnk yOu!

hey you ruined the joke!!! now I must fly off into space and die! ThAnk yOu!
You're most welcome. Do let me know if there's ever anything else I can do to help. :D

You're most welcome. Do let me know if there's ever anything else I can do to help. :D
want to go forth and destroy the unbeleivers?