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in another topic comedy option proved god didnt exist because god wouldnt turn comedy's bottle into a duck. I was thinking... maybe God didnt like the bottle comedy used; maybe god would prefer a beer bottle. so i did a little experiment and http://img299.echo.cx/img299/7315/duck0015lw.png

then i was like: "Yo, God dude! Turn this bottle into a duck, eh?"

and nothing happened...

but then i was like: "Um... come on God. Please?"

and bang! in a puff of smoke

http://img231.echo.cx/img231/9418/duck0022hn.png

Ummm... would the size of the bottle used have any impact on the volume of duck obtained at the end of the process? (just speculating...)
The duck seems awfully bigger than the original bottle...

God also apparently improved the picture quality considerably for the second one.

Yeah, because that completely scientific and empirical experiment couldn't have possibly been faked in any way...

:rolleyes:

*Sniff Sniff*

Do you smell that? It smells like fresh bullcrap.

Sorry, but it's true. How do we know you didn't just take a picture of a beer bottle, then took said bottle away and placed a duck where the beer bottle was, then took another picture?

To me, that's not proof. Proof is video taping(not edited in ANY way) the beer bottle transforming into a duck.

Can I have the holy duck?

*Sniff Sniff*

Do you smell that? It smells like fresh bullcrap.

Sorry, but it's true. How do we know you didn't just take a picture of a beer bottle, then took said bottle away and placed a duck where the beer bottle was, then took another picture?

To me, that's not proof. Proof is video taping(not edited in ANY way) the beer bottle transforming into a duck.
psst! Methinks it's a joke, much like the earlier thread which proved the nonexistance of God.

I lol'd.

It's also 1:07 a.n.

*Sniff Sniff*

Do you smell that? It smells like fresh bullcrap.

Sorry, but it's true. How do we know you didn't just take a picture of a beer bottle, then took said bottle away and placed a duck where the beer bottle was, then took another picture?

To me, that's not proof. Proof is video taping(not edited in ANY way) the beer bottle transforming into a duck.

*slaps

in another topic comedy option proved god didnt exist because god wouldnt turn comedy's bottle into a duck. I was thinking... maybe God didnt like the bottle comedy used; maybe god would prefer a beer bottle. so i did a little experiment and http://img299.echo.cx/img299/7315/duck0015lw.png

then i was like: "Yo, God dude! Turn this bottle into a duck, eh?"

and nothing happened...

but then i was like: "Um... come on God. Please?"

and bang! in a puff of smoke

http://img231.echo.cx/img231/9418/duck0022hn.png


That is truly pathetic, ANYONE provided with a bottle and a live duck could do that. It's proof of what an idiot you are.

That is truly pathetic, ANYONE provided with a bottle and a live duck could do that. It's proof of what an idiot you are.
He would also need a digital camera, a computer with an internet connection, a place to upload the pictures to, the knowledge of how to use all of the equipment, and the creativity to think of this in the first place. Compared to many people, he's a genius. Also, IT'S A JOKE!!!

That is truly pathetic, ANYONE provided with a bottle and a live duck could do that. It's proof of what an idiot you are.

And the implication upon Christians is....?

Thank you for restoring my faith in God! :)

Forgive them father, for they know not what they do! GOD says that you should all get of the drugs and the booze.

Mehehe funny.
Not the joke in se, but the reactions.. some of you seem to have some serious issues :)
Is that because the joke's about god? :s

That is truly pathetic, ANYONE provided with a bottle and a live duck could do that. It's proof of what an idiot you are.I never want to see you on these forums ever again. Why? You're a fucking idiot, that's why.

ITS ONLY A JOKE
some people can't understand them
and come on, how many people have a beer, AND a duck

What the angry people said.

Jokes are fun, nyo.

How dare you mock G-d by doing this? Everyonr knows that beer is sinful and not something He would like. You obviously faked this because you have not been Saved by His Light, and feel a need for His presence, but deny it with your mockery. You will burn in the other place for this blasphemy.

God, it's so easy to do uptight! It's amazing that ANYONE couldn't realise this was a joke... Classic...

*Sniff Sniff*

Do you smell that? It smells like fresh bullcrap.

Sorry, but it's true. How do we know you didn't just take a picture of a beer bottle, then took said bottle away and placed a duck where the beer bottle was, then took another picture?

To me, that's not proof. Proof is video taping(not edited in ANY way) the beer bottle transforming into a duck.

Ha you idiot, you made this thread about 13x more funny lol. Dick head.

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To me, that's not proof. Proof is video taping(not edited in ANY way) the beer bottle transforming into a duck.

He said there was a PUFF OF SMOKE... even with video tape you wouldn't see much...

Please, do not insult this man. He's had a serious and profound experience and we should respect that. He has witnessed a miracle of God. We shouldn't be so rude.

And also, there's further proof!!

I used some state-of-the-art photo-enhancing software, and LOOK!!!!

http://fapfap.org/duckofturin.jpg

IT'S A MIRACLE!!

Please, do not insult this man. He's had a serious and profound experience and we should respect that. He has witnessed a miracle of God. We shouldn't be so rude.

And also, there's further proof!!

I used some state-of-the-art photo-enhancing software, and LOOK!!!!

http://fapfap.org/duckofturin.jpg

IT'S A MIRACLE!!

*rolls on the ground* "Oh god oh god oh god oh god"

I want the beer and make the duck Peking style yummy

Shrub is funny!

Please, do not insult this man. He's had a serious and profound experience and we should respect that. He has witnessed a miracle of God. We shouldn't be so rude.

And also, there's further proof!!

I used some state-of-the-art photo-enhancing software, and LOOK!!!!

kem

IT'S A MIRACLE!!
OMGOMGOMG!!! U TOATALLY FAEKED THAT@@!!111 U R SUHC A TOOL LOLOLOL N E 1 CN DO THAT WITH PIANT OMG LOLOL IM SO SMAT 4 PICIN U OUT U FAKIN BASTRAD!!11111!!1one!!111!1eleven!!111!1111

That is truly pathetic, ANYONE provided with a bottle and a live duck could do that. It's proof of what an idiot you are.

I believe the phrase is "Joke". Look it up

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=joke

You must be jesus, cause none of my things are turning in to ducks :(

@ Maudi: Thank you for great entertainment!

Forgive them father, for they know not what they do!
Oh, I believe they do. And if God didn't have a good sense of humor, how'd you explain this?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/de/f/f2/Platypus.jpg
GOD says that you should all get of the drugs and the booze.
Well, next time you tell us what God said to you, better make sure you listen more carefully (or have it handed to you in stone or something) 'cause your sentence is not making any sense...
He could have meant that you should all get *a year's supply* of the drugs and the booze.

@ President Shrub: Great! I almost tipped over with my chair :D:D:D

i never believed in any god (because i am 1 myself) but now i wonder, if there is a god of drunken duks..... (beerbottles into ducks? god is lol !)

*Sniff Sniff*

Do you smell that? It smells like fresh bullcrap.

Sorry, but it's true. How do we know you didn't just take a picture of a beer bottle, then took said bottle away and placed a duck where the beer bottle was, then took another picture?

To me, that's not proof. Proof is video taping(not edited in ANY way) the beer bottle transforming into a duck.


*stares in disbeleife*

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

now i dont know what to do with the duck. and im thirsty :(

now i dont know what to do with the duck. and im thirsty :(

demand that god turn the duck back in to the bottle...or better yet demand that he create a new bottle from thin air..and keep the duck as a pet

I suspect the picture of a beer bottle was faked. :D

That is truly pathetic, ANYONE provided with a bottle and a live duck could do that. It's proof of what an idiot you are.

So, does that mean anyone can be God? Since the experiment proved it was God and all. :p

Take the duck to your nearest drinking establishment, convince some drunk that it really is an extrememly rare and valuable copy of the Turin Duck (TM) and then run away laughing

Forgive them father, for they know not what they do! GOD says that you should all get of(f?) the drugs and the booze.

GOD actually said bring them to my house and let me dispose of them. :D

ITS ONLY A JOKE
some people can't understand them
and come on, how many people have a beer, AND a duck

How true. I always have tequila and duck. :)

I suspect the picture of a beer bottle was faked. :D

You see it too? I'm glad.

That sooo totally a fake beer bottle... :D :D :p :p


And just for some randomy-ness:
:fluffle: :cool: :fluffle:

How true. I always have tequila and duck. :)

You drink TEQUILA with your duck?!? I always have my duck neat...

God really can do miracles! ;) and so does a camera and some humor :p

All kneel for the Holy Duck, you bunch of disbelievers!!!

Oh, I can see again!!! It's a miracle!!

:D

*Rolls on floor and laughs so hard it hurts*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!

AHAH the Turin Duck!!

*Dies laughing*

demand that god turn the duck back in to the bottle...or better yet demand that he create a new bottle from thin air..and keep the duck as a pet
well i did that, but god sent the bottle back empty, with a note in it asking for more..

Wow, thats amazing! :D

About 1979 a well know lawyer and some friends were fishing on Lake Bistineau in Louisiana when a thunderstorm suddenly came along. The lawyer, being the pompous ass he was, stood up in the boat, raised his head to the sky, and shouted, “Here I am God, come and get me!” About that time, a lightning bolt struck and killed the lawyer.

Was it God answering him, or a coincidence?

About 1979 a well know lawyer and some friends were fishing on Lake Bistineau in Louisiana when a thunderstorm suddenly came along. The lawyer, being the pompous ass he was, stood up in the boat, raised his head to the sky, and shouted, “Here I am God, come and get me!” About that time, a lightning bolt struck and killed the lawyer.

Was it God answering him, or a coincidence?
neither. By standing up, he exposed himself to the lightning.

About 1979 a well know lawyer and some friends were fishing on Lake Bistineau in Louisiana when a thunderstorm suddenly came along. The lawyer, being the pompous ass he was, stood up in the boat, raised his head to the sky, and shouted, “Here I am God, come and get me!” About that time, a lightning bolt struck and killed the lawyer.

Was it God answering him, or a coincidence?
Nah, it was just God's fishing trip too. He was pissed, cos they wouldn't let him fish with thunderbolts. Damn wardens. :D

Take the duck to your nearest drinking establishment, convince some drunk that it really is an extrememly rare and valuable copy of the Turin Duck (TM) and then run away laughing

Did DaVinci create the Turin Duck (TM) in the same manner as he coded the Shroud? Will Dan Brown now have to write the Hampster Squared Code? And where the hell is my tequila? :p :p :p

About 1979 a well know lawyer and some friends were fishing on Lake Bistineau in Louisiana when a thunderstorm suddenly came along. The lawyer, being the pompous ass he was, stood up in the boat, raised his head to the sky, and shouted, “Here I am God, come and get me!” About that time, a lightning bolt struck and killed the lawyer.

Was it God answering him, or a coincidence?

It wasn't God answering him, God just hates lawyers.

I see myself as living proof that God exists. I mean there's no way a bunch of molecules floating around in the void for countless eons, with no rhyme or reason, could suddenly one day have had the sense of humor to make me, and put me in this damn chair. :headbang: ;) (NOTE: this was meant as a JOKE!)