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Mine says: "I used to have super-human powers but my thereapists took them away."

Nothing. However, I will make a very crude one that says: "This is how you'd look if you weren't so ugly."

The back will say: "Please, don't hate me... Wait, never mind. You're ugly, so I don't care what you think."

adidas

Nothing. Plain blue, with some white stripes. Quite comfortable, actually.

Nothing. However, I will make a very crude one that says: "This is how you'd look if you weren't so ugly."

The back will say: "Please, don't hate me... Wait, never mind. You're ugly, so I don't care what you think."

Nice.

Mine just has a bunch of complicated little glyphs that are supposed to tell me how to wash it properly, but I ignore them, pointedly.

'Cieniga High School Physical Education'.
Its a nice shirt.
I prefer comfortability to clever slogans.

Mine just has a bunch of complicated little glyphs that are supposed to tell me how to wash it properly, but I ignore them, pointedly.

I thought those were for something!!

"Rap is dead and I killed it. Glory to the motherland!"

And it has a Soviet flag waving in the background.


Not really, I just thought it up right now as something I would like.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- Benjamin Franklin

Black shirt, big, white letters.

SHIRT

black shirt with white and grey printing

"Government Slave"

I want to make a t-shirt that is both religious and financial. "Jesus saves, but Moses invests." I cannot remember where I heard that.
Or pehaps something snide, "I may not know art, but neither do you."

Nice.

You're damn right it is.

'Cieniga High School Physical Education'.
Its a nice shirt.
I prefer comfortability to clever slogans.

Who says my shirt isn't comfortable? Give me their address and tell me whether or not they're susceptible to any diseases!

Mine just has a bunch of complicated little glyphs that are supposed to tell me how to wash it properly, but I ignore them, pointedly.

I thought those were for something!!


Well, in this case, they're for pointedly ignoring. No little machine-stitched glyph is going to make a monkey outta me!

One that I want to have printed:

Front: 2 photos - one of Kurt Cobain and one of a skeleton with the words "before" and "after" printed under them, respectively

Back: "The Smith & Wesson Diet Really Works!"

Black shirt, big, white letters.

SHIRT

That's awesome!

ARMED (in a font that looks like arabic script) below that: Armed Tactics Records.


Just another one of my technosnob t-shirts. I have shirts from so many different record companies (of every conceivable genre, not just techno) its ridiculous...most em were freebies from conferences, meetings, parties etc.

ps: to people who hate techno: I really couldn't give a shit.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- Benjamin Franklin

:D


Black shirt, big, white letters.

SHIRT


Lol, my mom has an oven mitt that, in big green letters, says OVEN MITT.

ARMED (in a font that looks like arabic script) below that: Armed Tactics Records.


Just another one of my technosnob t-shirts. I have shirts from so many different record companies (of every conceivable genre, not just techno) its ridiculous...most em were freebies from conferences, meetings, parties etc.

ps: to people who hate techno: I really couldn't give a shit.

Techno sucks.

Black shirt, big, white letters.

SHIRT
I like that idea, you could call it post-modern.

Techno sucks.

*hands Sdaeriji a cookie*

That's awesome!

There's a shop near us that prints whatever you like. One day, I shall buy a HAT.

large green space, blue strip; large green space, white stripe, green stripe, white stripe, green stripe, white stripe; large green space, blue stripe.

nothing... new school dress code rule says we can't have any symbols or writing on our shirts that is larger than a square inch...and no stripes

*kisses shirt*
Good bye shirt formerly known as monday shirt :(

Muggle.

Y'know.

Non-magic user.

I figured it was an excellent disguise, and that, since your types aren't very smart, it would throw you off.

Whoops, typo.

What I meant to say was, I figured it was an excellent t-shirt. Sorry about that.

Black T-Shirt with Pink Letters: "Too Sexy For This Shirt"

Gonna change into a White T-shirt that I usually sleep in that says: "Vanier Kicks Ass!"

Vanier is me CEGEP.

There's a shop near us that prints whatever you like. One day, I shall buy a HAT.

I want this shirt:
http://www.zestuff.com/product_image.php?imageid=8

and this hat:
http://www.zestuff.com/product_image.php?imageid=75

Harley Davidson

I want one with a picture of Chris Griffin, reading "You're hogging up all the ugly!" And one of Pill-Z the squirrel, found here (http://illwillpress.com), reading "Child proof caps have ruined my life!"

Lamborghini Miuria
Porsche 356
Maserati Sebring
Jaguar XK120
Mercedes-Benz 300SL
Triumph TR3A
Morgan 4/4
Alfa Romeo Giulietta
Ferrari Dino 206 GT
MGA
Austin Healy 100 SIX

With the proper pictures attached to each name.

'Eighth Annual William and Theresa Wright 5k run/3k walk - Randolph, New Jersey - Saturday June 18, 2005'

*hands Sdaeriji a cookie*

*Hands Potaria a Quarter, with which to purchase an open mind*

Most of your swedish death metal heroes (I seem to recall you being a fan of the genre) LOVE HARD Techno. :p

Actually, most musicians like and listen to a lot of music their fans hate.

*Hands Potaria a Quarter, with which to purchase an open mind*

Most of your swedish death metal heroes (I seem to recall you being a fan of the genre) LOVE HARD Techno. :p

Actually, most musicians like and listen to a lot of music their fans hate.

Qwuh? I'm not even close to being a Death Metal fan, 'cause I've got Harmony In My Head.

It's an Emperor shirt. On the front it's got the unreadable "E" logo of theirs, and on the back it says "Emperial Live Ceremony," which is the title of that band's live album.

It's an Emperor shirt. On the front it's got the unreadable "E" logo of theirs, and on the back it says "Emperial Live Ceremony," which is the title of that band's live album.

Wee. You're from San Francisco, too!

Qwuh? I'm not even close to being a Death Metal fan, 'cause I've got Harmony In My Head.

My bad. Once I archive some of my more melodic/eclectic DJ/Live sets I'll post a link to 'em. When you have a listen, you'll change your mind, guarenteed...you've just heard the crappy "Techno" The kind I play and make has MELODY, HARMONY, COUNTERPOINT and WORDS being SUNG by SINGERS with amazing voices, as well as rythm of such quality it will make you shake yer booty (I always mop the floor with my audience when I play out)

I know from your posts that your not so close minded as to not give something at least half-chance (even if it means only listening to it for 30 seconds...I can still get ya hooked)

Music must have soul. Which isn't to say that I don't also make and play hard, banging techno of the type you'll likely always loathe. But I'm a sick puppy.

It says.
AIRBORNE
Kill Them All, Let God Sort Them Out





It is a very old shirt from much younger days.

my shirt-

http://www.battlemonkey.net/images/emporium/products/thumbnails/92.gif

it says

TIJUANA

City of Tommorrow

"Draft beer, not soldiers"

*Hands Potaria a Quarter, with which to purchase an open mind*

Most of your swedish death metal heroes (I seem to recall you being a fan of the genre) LOVE HARD Techno. :p

Actually, most musicians like and listen to a lot of music their fans hate.

Of course. Otherwise everything would be all boring and crappy. Most of the bands I listen to like the band 'Venom.' I sure don't, but whatever.

I also probably like a bunch of music, that if my band ever got any fans, the fans would hate.

Hanes
Heavyweight 50/50

50% ALGODON PRE-ENCOGIDO/50% POLIESTER
HECHO EN MEXICO

50% COTTON PRERETRECI/50% POLYESTER
FABRIQUE AU MEXIQUE

50% PRESHRUNK COTTON/50% POLYESTER
MADE IN MEXICO
ADULT L(42-44)/G/G

Machine wash cold. Non-chlorine bleach, when needed. Tumble dry...
I didn't realize there was so much written on a blank shirt.

Wee. You're from San Francisco, too!

I'm actually from Alameda, but no one has ever heard of it or has any idea where it is, so I just say I'm from San Francisco, because I figure people at least have heard the name.

I have that therapists one. A friend of mine threatened to buy it as well. A week later she wore it to church. My current one is just a pajama tanktop but I have another that my mom borrows (she works at Wal-Mart) that says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list." On this same shopping trip I was going to buy one with a little character that says, "All the little fish go Pook Pook Pook!" And who the hell is pill-z the squirrell? It's Foamy. From Newgrounds.com

i'm wearing a pj top that says goofy with a picture of goofy on it

I've a shirt that says 'Ironic- walls make more sense than you do.'

The molecular structure of caffiene.

I have that therapists one. A friend of mine threatened to buy it as well. A week later she wore it to church. My current one is just a pajama tanktop but I have another that my mom borrows (she works at Wal-Mart) that says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list." On this same shopping trip I was going to buy one with a little character that says, "All the little fish go Pook Pook Pook!" And who the hell is pill-z the squirrell? It's Foamy. From Newgrounds.com

Pill-Z is Foamy's friend.


Wow, I gave birth to someone's first post!

Nothing.

Yesterday: Mudvayne, because it was a shirt I got at a Mudvayne concert. (I know, shocking)

The day before: Roland Garros, because it was a shirt I got at the Roland Garros French Tennis open. (I know, even more shocking)

I took a picture, to better illustrate my present pajama shirt... but please understand, I can't control the quality too much, since I presently have a hard time standing, or sitting upright.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v732/LasciviousMax/Picture95.jpg

A few of my friends and I went out to the bar one night, each after we made matching shirts. The idea was to honour a friends 'coming of age' so to speak. The fronts were all the same, and each of us had a name which someone else gave to us. I won't tell you what the back says, as it might be grounds for dismissal from these forums! Ahh... good times! :p

Trailor park manager

Black shirt with a picture of A.H on the front and ""Regardless of whatever we create and do, we shall pass away, but in you, Germany will live on; and when nothing is left of us, you will have to hold up the banner which some time ago we lifted out of nothingness

- A.H. 1934 Nuremburg"
on the back

"WORMS 2." I only wear it in bed, which I just got out of.

A map of south korea and 'South Korea's got SEOUL' written on it.
I don't even remember where i got it.

"Area Man"

"I'm a multitasker: I can talk and annoy you at the same time."

http://www.tshirtmachine.com/acatalog/smashing_pumpkins_zero_t-shirt.gif

I am sans shirt. Completely shirtless. Far too hot today for shirts so I am wearing nothing but a suntan.

"I am a professional. Do not try this at home!" :D

A red shirt with "Dissent is Patriotic"

Nothing. I'm wearing tie-dye.

I'm currently wearing this shirt:

http://store1.yimg.com/I/wcc-store_1850_11139561

...though, I'll be changing into a nice button-down before I go to church. :p

i'm wearing my pie-jamas which say Sk8 on them with a skater. How advance3d using the sounds of numbers in words to make them look.... :rolleyes:

The Devolution of Man, beneath pictures of someone getting exceedingly drunk and falling over

I'mcurrently wearing my "Outcasts" T from the Gonzaga University Rugby Football Club (the school refused to sanction the club, thus the team name "outcasts")

Normally I wear one of my Sluggy Freelance Ts (http://store.sluggy.com/standard1.html)

Like this one:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/MrMisanthrope/SyniksFriendsSM.jpg

Even when I'm a Cartoon...
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/MrMisanthrope/SPSynik.png

Is it not Nifty? Fear the Bunny. Worship the Comic.
sluggy.com (http://sluggy.com/)

Well, the one I'm wearing right now is just grey… but I do have a Ratzinger/Benedict XVI one, and I love it!

I'm currently wearing this shirt:

http://store1.yimg.com/I/wcc-store_1850_11139561

...though, I'll be changing into a nice button-down before I go to church. :p
YEEHAW!

Lat 54* 58'N / Long 1* 37'W
Which is, by an astonshing coincidence pretty well exactly where I live (just in case I forget ;) )

On another note, I also have a Civ III shirt with 'Get Civilized' on it, for when I'm feeling nerdy.

I'm currently wearing a shirt that says "Please do not look on the back of this shirt" on the front, in small print. On the back in the same print it says "I told you so!"

Like it? I designed it myself. ;)

YEEHAW!
:p

...and I'm lazy. I just changed into a polo shirt since it an evening service.

The one I'm wearing now says *Please feel free to shut the fuck up" but my favorite says "Alpha Bitch."
As far as "G" rated shirts, I like my "One can never have too many books or too many cats."
Though I'm beginning to rethink that last part. I picked up two stray kittens last night, bringing my total to ten. I've deleted about six lines of kitten type in this post alone. The next time, I'm leaving it.

carlsberg

MIne says "words are more than three letters". But in Swedish. black t-shirt. white text.:)

A red shirt with "Dissent is Patriotic"

i like it!

i've got a homemade "darwin is my homeboy" t-shirt, with, of course, a picture of darwin on it as well, currently on

I'm wearing Glarkware's (http://http://www.glarkware.com) "seventies sci-fi was all about hexagons" girlie shirt.

mine says 'EARTH - WIND - WATER - FIRE' around the Element Skate Logo.

Something like this (http://www.elementskateboards.com/dynamicProducts/images/productPhotos/591_enlarged_563.jpg) only mine is tan with a chocolate rib neck... organic cotton too, for we earth lovers! :)

"Amnesty International"

glenstock '02

from my highschool days of coffee shops and local concert bands

Black T-Shirt, white letters;

Never play leapfrog
with a Unicorn

Black shirt, big, white letters.

SHIRT

Awesome.

"Area Man"
From the Onion? Rocking!

"We found the WMD!" and then a map of all the nuclear sites in the US.

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

Don't judge a book by its movie.

Tomorrow's shirt. Black w/white printing:

FRONT:

"I made it clear to the world, that you're are either with us or you're with the enemy."
--President George W. Bush

BACK:

ENEMY

Mine says:
MICHIGAN
and then the logo of the college :eek:

Mine says: "I used to have super-human powers but my thereapists took them away."

Mine says :"The Heights" in small writing... it's my school jumper...

Mickey Mouse

Mine says: "I used to have super-human powers but my thereapists took them away."

"Don't run, you'll only die tired."

My boyfriend has one that says "I'd fcuk me." He's got good taste, says I.

Mine's blue with a purple kangaroo and says "Kangaroo Poo board wax. stick to your stick with poo like glue. Stick factor 28 ".

I have a few others:

Peace Through Superior Firepower

This Area Under Observed Artillery Fire

One Shot, One Kill

671 Grains Of Diplomacy

"I am not a geek!
I'm a level 12 paladin."

and I'm going to change into my
"Avenged Sevenfold
Not quite underground"

I have a few others:

Peace Through Superior Firepower

This Area Under Observed Artillery Fire

One Shot, One Kill

671 Grains Of Diplomacy



I have a few in that vein:

"Those who have the weapons, make the rules"

"All gave some, some gave all"

Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape Go Ape...

and the writing makes up a monkey face

I also have biker one which says Hell Deadson Motor Birds but I've never heard of that before

Machine Head tour tshirt

My hoodie I'm wearing says "Onslow College Canoe Polo 2001'

Underneath my tshirt says 'Mooks'

671 Grains Of Diplomacy


Lol, my dad has that exact same shirt along with several other Vietnam ones :D

I have a few in that vein:

"Those who have the weapons, make the rules"

"All gave some, some gave all"
I have one which shows a flight of AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopters. Underneath them it reads, "Don't bother running. You'll only die tired." :D

Garcia Jeanswear Inc.

Mine says

Blow Me
Down

I got it from New Orleans :D
Its also got the Skull and Crossbones

The one I'm wearing now says *Please feel free to shut the fuck up" but my favorite says "Alpha Bitch."
As far as "G" rated shirts, I like my "One can never have too many books or too many cats."
Though I'm beginning to rethink that last part. I picked up two stray kittens last night, bringing my total to ten. I've deleted about six lines of kitten type in this post alone. The next time, I'm leaving it.
hehehe! I love the kitties. And books! OMG! I have a home full of books.

I once had a t-shirt with a quote from Sophocles ( I think! ) on it: "When I have money, I buy books. If there's any left over, I buy food." :D

Oh yeah ... I use to have a shirt with "I am a virgin ..." in huge type on it, and in much smaller type below that "...islander." :D

I have a bunch of t-shirts from Bike Week Daytona 2005 with that flame logo. One with a woman in a martini glass with olives strategically placed.

And a few cigar-related t-shirts.

"Never trust a smiling game master".

"Choose your weapons" and a couple of dice on it.

About 5 with "Iron Maiden" on it, couple of Ozzy & Megadeth, Metallica, AC/DC...

"Don't look at me like that!"

"Don't make me destroy you!"

"Front" on the front "Back" on the back.

But the one I'm still looking for:

"Sith happens!"

Well, and then a couple of those with no writing (Greatful Dead Tie-Die, Punisher, Spiderman)

Still need a Green Lantern T-Shirt, though!

I have my "Locations Around the Universe (Fantastic Views) tshirt.

I'm keeping my 'Give peas a chance' tshirt for when I get plastered on friday. Definatly need to get more good ones from camden, the mother of markets.