NationStates Jolt Archive


Oklahoma to blame for California's nuts!

Santa Barbara
26-06-2005, 02:30
That's right. Oklahoma and Arkansas, not California, is the root of the 'fruits and nuts' in CA to this day.

Why, you ask?

Simple!

In the Great Depression, over a third of a million Okies and Arkies immigrated to California seeking economic opportunities and suntans. They found both, of course, and have been living and multiplying in CA ever since.

And it goes without saying that Arkansas and Oklahoma are more nutty than California, especially back in the 30's. Now of course, AK and OK are more balanced and CA has all their exported nuts.

My theory is 100% infallible. CA is innocent. It's the Midwest's fault.
Sabbatis
26-06-2005, 02:37
So OK's dust went east and the nuts went left? What's left in OK?
Cannot think of a name
26-06-2005, 02:42
The difference between a Californian and someone who lives in California lies in the Californian no longer even looks when someone yells "GOLD!"

It's not the people who've lived here a while that you hear about, it's the ones that come here with thier underwear in a bunch that make all the noise. The rest of us are just wondering what they're so uptight about.
Ikerous
26-06-2005, 02:42
:O Are you implying theres something a bit off with Californians?
I love the people in this state <3
[NS]Ihatevacations
26-06-2005, 02:55
So OK's dust went east and the nuts went left? What's left in OK?
People who think they live "down south"
Santa Barbara
26-06-2005, 03:05
The difference between a Californian and someone who lives in California lies in the Californian no longer even looks when someone yells "GOLD!"

It's not the people who've lived here a while that you hear about, it's the ones that come here with thier underwear in a bunch that make all the noise. The rest of us are just wondering what they're so uptight about.

Okay but just for the record, I don't wear underwear.
Liverbreath
26-06-2005, 03:11
That's right. Oklahoma and Arkansas, not California, is the root of the 'fruits and nuts' in CA to this day.

Why, you ask?

Simple!

In the Great Depression, over a third of a million Okies and Arkies immigrated to California seeking economic opportunities and suntans. They found both, of course, and have been living and multiplying in CA ever since.

And it goes without saying that Arkansas and Oklahoma are more nutty than California, especially back in the 30's. Now of course, AK and OK are more balanced and CA has all their exported nuts.

My theory is 100% infallible. CA is innocent. It's the Midwest's fault.

Ah, but you neglect to account for the many times more that went there during the 60's for safe haven to smoke dope, get their big break and hide in universities. Granted many moved north some, but they are the root of California's woes, and they came from out of the woodwork not just the dust bowl.
Texoma Land
26-06-2005, 03:16
Arkansas and Oklahoma are not midwestern states. Arkansas is *very* southern. Oklahoma can be classified as either a southern state or southern plains state. There is nothing midwestern about it.
Santa Barbara
26-06-2005, 03:18
Arkansas and Oklahoma are not midwestern states. Arkansas is *very* southern. Oklahoma can be classified as either a southern state or southern plains state. There is nothing midwestern about it.

Yeah, I agree, all midwestern states should be excluded from the Union.
Liverbreath
26-06-2005, 03:24
Arkansas and Oklahoma are not midwestern states. Arkansas is *very* southern. Oklahoma can be classified as either a southern state or southern plains state. There is nothing midwestern about it.

That is true, the midwestern states are not in the middle west of the country at all. Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Ohio, Wisconsin. Its a head fake. Sort of like when a liberal calls him or herself a centrist.
Rackat
26-06-2005, 03:27
Yeah, I agree, all midwestern states should be excluded from the Union.
Nah, let's just give California back to Mexico and get rid of the problem. :)
Santa Barbara
26-06-2005, 03:31
Nah, let's just give California back to Mexico and get rid of the problem. :)

I agree, we'll become the Republic of Mexico and California. The Californian population and wealth base will rule the day and the Governator will dominate the newest badass nation in North America!
Mogidishu
26-06-2005, 03:33
Nah, let's just give California back to Mexico and get rid of the problem. :)

HAHAHAHAHA NICE! what a great solution. ok mexico. start the bidding at. 10 billion pasos! :) :sniper:
Texoma Land
26-06-2005, 03:38
Liverbreath']That is true, the midwestern states are not in the middle west of the country at all. Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Ohio, Wisconsin. Its a head fake. Sort of like when a liberal calls him or herself a centrist.

It's a historical term. The area we now call the midwest was just the west before the Louisiana Purchase. After that, what was once the west became the middle west and land on the other side of the Mississippi became the far west. The far west lable didn't stick (since we kept moving west), but the term midwest did.

It's sort of like Asia and the whole mid east thing. The middle east used to be called the near east. The middle east was India and the rest of south Asia, and the far east was China, Japan etc. But in WWII the British Foreign Service moved its middle east headquarters from India to the near east. Ever since then the near east has been called the mideast.
Texoma Land
26-06-2005, 03:42
Yeah, I agree, all midwestern states should be excluded from the Union.

Um, I hope you don't think you're agreeing with me. I quite enjoyed my time in the midwest.