NationStates Jolt Archive

Basically, you give humourus captions to the smilies, if you can.

:headbang: Ow, who put this board in my way?

:rolleyes: *Strobe lighting*

;) There is dust in my eye and I enjoy the sensation.

:mad: I hate my monobrow.

:p I like having no eyes.

:eek: I knew I shouldn't have investigated the Indian Head nickel on the ground...

:confused: Where'd my question marks go?

:D I use my mouth like a piano.

:upyours: Ow, I hurt this finger.

:( It's cause I'm blue, isn't it?

I know most of these suck, and I haven't made captions for them all, but can you do better?

:mp5: I told them never to call me "short"...

:gundge: What nuclear waste firing gun?

:sniper: Accountancy sucks.

:) I'm only smiling because they haven't found the bodies...

:fluffle: Mummy, what are those circles doing?

:cool: I may have been decapitated, but at least they didn't take the shades...

:eek: Hi, I'm Jennifer Wilbanks

Ihatevacations']:eek: Hi, I'm Jennifer Wilbanks

Who?

:headbang: God Dammit! I hate having no arms! Would someone open this stupid door?

:rolleyes: Epilepsy sucks

;) (heavy Greek accent) Hey Baby, whatsa happening? How bout you and me, huh?

:mad: I hate being constipated

:p Dude, thats good weed!

:eek: Wrong hole!

:confused: How you like my 'Fro?



I know most of these suck, and I haven't made captions for them all, but can you do better?[/QUOTE]

:confused: How you like my 'Fro?

:confused:

:rolleyes: i wonder if i can roll my eyes back enough to see my brain...

Who?


The runnaway Bride :eek:

Who?
This link even has the picture
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=718244

:headbang: Pink Floyd "The Wall"

:fluffle: Hi TINK

:eek: Cold Water down My Pants AAAAAAAAAAAAAUgh

The runnaway Bride :eek:

Oh, thanks.

Now it makes sense.

:) :gundge:- Can't reach. Dang it.

:gundge: - That's better.
:(

:fluffle: -Indecency! Put a stop to this before the baby smiles see it!

:p - I’m not laughing, I just bit my tongue!

:mad: - Ted Kennedy

:D - Why do you think I’m happy? I have a huge overbite and no eyes.

:headbang: - I can’t express myself, so I’m going to put this in my post to represent frustration.

:) :gundge:- Can't reach. Dang it.

:gundge: - That's better.
:(



That is, without a doubt, the best use of the :gundge: smilie ever.

And why is it called gundge, anyway?

That is, without a doubt, the best use of the :gundge: smilie ever.

And why is it called gundge, anyway?
Hell if i know, its the UT biogun or biorifle or whatever is after the bio

Ihatevacations']Hell if i know, its the UT biogun or biorifle or whatever is after the bio

What, you actually get these things!?!

:cool: if i leave these on no1 will c my panda eyes!!!!

:mad: do u like my lobster impression?

:( where did i put my brain??????

:fluffle: ah there it is lol

and thats all i can think of!!

:eek: Oh shit, they found my stash.

:eek: Oh shit, they found my stash.

:cool: Hey cool, we found his stash!

:eek: Oh shit, they found my stash.

:p - One last huff.
:D - Maybe two.

:cool: Hey cool, we found his stash!

:mad: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry....*RAagh! Turns into Hulk..*

:mad: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry....*RAagh! Turns into Hulk..*

:eek: Uh-oh.

:eek: Uh-oh.
no no no
its :eek: oh shit, its the hulk

:mad: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry....*RAagh! Turns into Hulk..*

:sniper: - Let’s see how well super strength stands up to a bullet in the head ya green freak.

:eek: Uh-oh.

:eek: *turns back into human* Shit! My pants are ripped! It was the WRONG day to go commando!

Ihatevacations']no no no
its :eek: oh shit, its the hulk

Uh-oh sounds funnier.

:eek: *turns back into human* Shit! My pants are ripped! It was the WRONG day to go commando!

:rolleyes: Here, take a spare pair of mine that I carry for...emergencies.

*Full moon appears overhead*

Erm...I might need those back soon...