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Who are some people you'd like to see run for president?

I would like Howard Dean to run again and win the primaries. That way, we could have chance at getting Frist in office :D

Jesus in the flesh.

I'd like to see that totally awesome dude, you know, the really nice guy, his name's Czardas I think, and I think he'd make a great President. Don't you?





...Well...?





Darn it didn't work. :( :p ;) :D

Dean vs evil incarnate. Brilliant. McCain should drop the bullshit and run independent, he would have a chance at winning.

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Vote Sith in 2008.

Jesus in the flesh.

Oh yeah, Him too :D

I'd like to see that totally awesome dude, you know, the really nice guy, his name's Czardas I think, and I think he'd make a great President. Don't you?





...Well...?





Darn it didn't work.



I'll vote for you if you agree to become my pet alien/immaterial being ;)

Michael Jackson.

Then you lot would have a President as Absurd as your nation.

God

Just to see who would actually vote against him. :D

And I'd really like to see his stance on abortion and the death penalty.

Michael Jackson.

The you lot would have a President as Absurd as your nation.


In tonight's news: All laws against child molestation have been repealed.

Michael Jackson.

Then you lot would have a President as Absurd as your nation.
Great, the White House would be turned into a giant carnival.

I'll vote for you if you agree to become my pet alien/immaterial being ;)Which entails...what?

(On an unrelated tangent, are you the male or female of your species?)

God

Just to see who would actually vote against him. :D

And I'd really like to see his stance on abortion and the death penalty.I'd be pro-choice and anti-death.




I mean, He'd be. Sorry. Just trying to preserve my anonymity. :p

Great, the White House would be turned into a giant carnival.


OJ would be the vice president, but he would take a leave while he hunts for the real killer.

God

Just to see who would actually vote against him. :D

And I'd really like to see his stance on abortion and the death penalty.
"Who to vote for...God or Jesus..."
VOTE FOR ME.
"Ummm...arent you suppoed to be the same person?"
NO. JESUS IS MY NO-GOOD HIPPY SON. HE DOESNT DO ANYTHING EXCEPT SIT AROUND SMOKING POT AND LISTENING TO RAP ALL DAY. VOTE FOR GOD.
"I dunno...I like the sound of Jesus more..."
DAMMIT, DONT MAKE ME SMITE YOU.
"Alright, alright. Just dont hit me with any more lighting bolts."

Which entails...what?

(On an unrelated tangent, are you the male or female of your species?)


Lol, female and you would basically do what all pets do: look cute :D

...Now I just randomly wonder if God has split personalities.

Tom Bosley.

Great, the White House would be turned into a giant carnival.
I just got a horrible mental image: giraffes wandering around in the mall with a huge friggin carousel in the middle and Jackson running around in Peter Pan clothes going "I'm a boy, a little boy!"

Lol, female and you would basically do what all pets do: look cute :DI don't exactly look "cute" in formal attire, being 3 meters in height, wearing a black cloak that covers my entire body complete with hood, and of course my quintessential black mask and phosphorescent "zapper" red eyes with which I can fry anyone who's annoying me to a crisp. ;) But to make a final decision, do you have any pictures of yourself posted online? :D


(Lol no, that was a joke, anyone who tried to turn me into a "pet" would have a whole lot of trouble doing so. ;))

Wait..won't the voice of God like make our heads explode or something?

Evening News: Election Day
Tragedy Struck the incumbant President today when the entire God for Prez Party died today when God gave His acceptance speech...


EDIT:If God does have multiple personalities, I guess we could use that as an excuse for the confusion about the Bible...

EDIT2:And if you ask some people, they'll tell you that Georgie Shrub put God back into the White House for us...

...Now I just randomly wonder if God has split personalities.I don't.


He doesn't.


Dammit this thing is hard! :)

Tom Bosley.


Wilford Brimley

and

Steven Seagal

Say, Czardas, if you're going to run, do you need a running mate? Something like a backup ruler of the universe in case I accidentaly kill/banish/overthrow you... you know, like that.

Definately one of the NS mods.

They'd have experience in running a country, and experience at having power.

Adam West
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Ihatevacations']Adam West
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Look at this picture! You can tell he means business:

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Definately one of the NS mods.

They'd have experience in running a country, and experience at having power.

Did you anger the Mods recently?

Ron Paul, Tom Tancredo, Walter Williams, or Thomas Sowell.

Ihatevacations']Adam West
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Agreed.

He would litterally stand guard for you while you sleep!

Agreed.

He would litterally stand guard for you while you sleep!

Quagmire for VP!

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Say, Czardas, if you're going to run, do you need a running mate? Something like a backup ruler of the universe in case I accidentaly kill/banish/overthrow you... you know, like that.Yeah, my running mate is going to be Lunatic Goofballs. :p

The whole Cabinet will be made up of random people like Monotonous and TIN. The two Under-Secretaries of Defense will be people who hate each other like Frisbeeteria and Commando.

(That would be an interesting country... ;) :D)

Wait though, didn't he spend all that money trying to figure out who steals his water when it goes down the drain?

Remember? form the episode where Peter rewrote Meg's article to say that that guy from 90210 was gay.

EDIT:
AND give himself lymphoma from swimming in toxic waste? From the time whent he Griffins' had superpowers

Yeah, my running mate is going to be Lunatic Goofballs. :p

The whole Cabinet will be made up of random people like Monotonous and TIN. The two Under-Secretaries of Defense will be people who hate each other like Frisbeeteria and Commando.

(That would be an interesting country... ;) :D)

Can I be a slave?

Definately one of the NS mods.

They'd have experience in running a country, and experience at having power.Well, of the NS mods, I'd recommend Frisbee to be the head of the CIA/FBI/Department of Investigation/whatever. Seems like a good match. Likewise Cogitation should be Secretary of Education. And of course Myrth should be granted the title of Honorary Demigod or something-or-other, with no real power but commanding a lot of respect.

Did you anger the Mods recently?

Whatever makes you say that?

But I am sure at least one of them is waiting untill I slip up and then *BAM*, forumbanned for a month!

I'd recommend Frisbee to be the head of the CIA/FBI/Department of Investigation/whatever.

If that happened there would be no need for prisons or the police, the crinimals would be too scared to leave their houses.

Ihatevacations']I just got a horrible mental image: giraffes wandering around in the mall with a huge friggin carousel in the middle and Jackson running around in Peter Pan clothes going "I'm a boy, a little boy!"but he will finally be able to get the bones of the "Elephant Man"

Can I be a slave?You may, provided that you are an idiot/~maniac/totally random person.

If that happened there would be no need for prisons or the police, the crinimals would be too scared to leave their houses.Isn't that the point? :D

Tom Bosley.

I'd vote for him. Yea Tom!

Isn't that the point? :D

Think of the unemployment!

Jay Leno. Go Jay, go. See Jay run. Run Jay, run. :D

Who are some people you'd like to see run for president?
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I would like Howard Dean to run again and win the primaries. That way, we could have chance at getting Frist in office :D
Wow, after all your lecturing about sin in that other thread, I'm surprised to see you supporting a political party that is so widely regarded as sinful to the core.

Wow, after all your lecturing about sin in that other thread, I'm surprised to see you supporting a political party that is so widely regarded as sinful to the core.She's not, she's supporting the Republicans. They're a pretty sinful party, too, but supposedly more "moral" than their more left-wing compatriots.

Jon Stewart, with Chris Rock as his running mate. I think everyone with a sense of humor would vote blue. *That demographic should get us liberals enough electoral votes*

No one, go back under Britian where ye belong! :)

However, if some didn't like this idea...well I know who I wouldn't want to run-No more Bushes. Not McCain..I don't kknow about Dean.
I used to be a big Hillary Fan, but her recent over zealous religion speel has put me off.

My list:

Snoop Dogg
Arnold Shwarzenegger (sp?)
Jon Stewart
Michael Moore (I'd just want to see him run)
Stan Lee

Jon Stewart, with Chris Rock as his running mate. I think everyone with a sense of humor would vote blue. *That demographic should get us liberals enough electoral votes*
I dunno about Chris Rock as running mate but Jon Stewart would garner enoguh votes to make a showing comparable to ross perot

Yeah, my running mate is going to be Lunatic Goofballs. :p

The whole Cabinet will be made up of random people like Monotonous and TIN. The two Under-Secretaries of Defense will be people who hate each other like Frisbeeteria and Commando.

(That would be an interesting country... ;) :D)

Wait, wait. Can I be in government too? Go on, share the wealth!

Wait, wait. Can I be in government too? Go on, share the wealth!

You'll probably end up like me, a slave.

Ihatevacations']I dunno about Chris Rock as running mate but Jon Stewart would garner enoguh votes to make a showing comparable to ross perot

Pardon my ignorance...who is Ross Perot?

Pardon my ignorance...who is Ross Perot?

Ultra-rich guy, third party presidential candidate in 1992 and 1996 (in '92 he was an independent, in '96 he was the candidate of the Reform Party, which he founded).

Milton Friedman- well actually I would rather he stood in Britain, he should be next Tory leader.

Wait, wait. Can I be in government too? Go on, share the wealth!You can be in the government if you do utterly ludicrous things all the time. Otherwise, I'll have to <insert an absolutely disgusting verb here> you. And I don't really want to. So yeah.

Ultra-rich guy, third party presidential candidate in 1992 and 1996 (in '92 he was an independent, in '96 he was the candidate of the Reform Party, which he founded).

Thanks. I was 1 and 5 those years, I'm a youngling.

Thanks. I was 1 and 5 those years, I'm a youngling.

You're welcome.

any third party guy just for the heck of it

Hugo Chavez

*exits rapidly in weaving and ducking run*

Hugo Chavez

*exits rapidly in weaving and ducking run*

Get him! He makes our gas expensive!

Get him! He makes our gas expensive!

Burn him! He turned me into a newt!

Hugo Chavez

*exits rapidly in weaving and ducking run*

No thanks, one Marxist dictator (Franklin Roosevelt) was more than enough.

No thanks, one Marxist dictator (Franklin Roosevelt) was more than enough.


How was FDR, in my mind one of the greatest presidents, a Marxist dictator?

How was FDR, in my mind one of the greatest presidents, a Marxist dictator?

A good book about Roosevelt is The Roosevelt Myth by John T. Flynn.

You can be in the government if you do utterly ludicrous things all the time. Otherwise, I'll have to <insert an absolutely disgusting verb here> you. And I don't really want to. So yeah.

Hurrah!!! :D Ludicrous is my middle name! The ability to abuse power is mine!!! I suggest that 'someone' assasinate the PM of Australia, with a spoon, some rubber gloves and a mars bar. Blame it on the Canadians-by sending a honeyed ham, with a note saying sorry for your troubles, hee hee and a picture of the murder weapons. Rig the election so a kangeroo gets elected PM, then wage war on winnie the pooh!..since he was obvioulsy plotting with the Canadians as both like honey..


And yes I have too much time on my hands!

A good book about Roosevelt is The Roosevelt Myth by John T. Flynn.

I don't think I'll read it.

Howard Stern :gundge:

Who are some people you'd like to see run for president?

i'd like etyuu iprnke to run for president of the united states, heheh. then we could do two really good things, get him out of the country(finaly! i hate those socialists!) and put u.s. under military socialist control.(even though i hate socialism, it's better than their current system(who would want a republic anyways?), probably'd help them out.)
(wow! (i'm) using allot of parenthises.)

Originally posted by DontgonearthereVote Sith in 2008.

Originally posted by Neo-Rogolia
I would like Howard Dean to run again and win the primaries. That way, we could have chance at getting Frist in office


Admit it, Frist is Darth Sidious, isn't he?

Bob and Doug MacKenzie.

"Like good day, eh? We'd like to run your country, hosers."

Jon Stewart and Michael Moore together. That'd be a great team.

I'd also like to see Satan run, thus forcing Jesus to return to earth to run against him. I'd like to see how the Republicans would vote. On one hand they'd be very religous, but the other I think it might mentally damage them to vote for a socialist Jew as president. Regardless it would be interesting.

I would like Howard Dean to run again and win the primaries. That way, we could have chance at getting Frist in office :D

****ing fascist neo-con.

Anyway, I'd revive Benjamin Franklin. We have GOT to have someone worthy enough to be President back in office again. These canidates are pathetic.

Maddox

seriously.. id like to see McCain, Rudy Gulianni, and Newt Gingrich...Colin Powel could be good also, too bad he wudn't run though.

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hillary will not win.
dean has no chance.
if kerry even thinks about it again he shud be kicked in the balls very hard.

(btw the democratic party will probably end within 20 yrs anyway...so we dont really need a democrat president ever again. :p )

on a lighter note:
-arnold for president? bad idea, but the campaign ads wud be worth it. :gundge:
-jackson wud be a joke (idk how the hell he got away with molestation like that) :eek:
-how about Bush says "you know, im kinda bored today.. how about we run for a third term?"

Barack Obama is going to be the first black POTUS, take my word for it.

Michael Moore (I'd just want to see him run)
He can't.

He can't.

LOL

My picks-
Molly Ivins- She's funny, knows politics, has a great sense of humor (necessary to deal with the idiots in government these days) She's not afraid to compliment a good republican or insult a bad democrat, despite her party affiliation. She says what she means in spite of what people think.

Ann Richards- Queen of priceless one-liners, politically astute and really cares about the average American.

Howaed Dean- Because sometimes people need to be screamed at. And he's an actual liberal, which, in spite of propaganda to the contrary, democrats aren't.

Me, I would lve 2 run America.

Aide:'President Chewbaccula, what should we do about the middle east, North Korea, Russia, Ch-
Me: Nuke the lot! Nukem with all we have got!
Aide: Yessiree! runs off excitedly.

I'd love to see Al Gore run for president. Now that would be funny. :D