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Your wife finds out, and she sells your Lotus Esprit Turbo on eBay for half a pound.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2192&item=4556985749&rd=1

hahaha sob got what he disevered

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

Love the reply from the buyer:
thank you hayley the car is excellent thank your hubby for me
:)
though somehow I can't see her and her husband doing much talking.

Love the reply from the buyer:

:)
though somehow I can't see her and her husband doing much talking.

That is, if she would want to hear what he has to say anyway.

Love the reply from the buyer:

:)
though somehow I can't see her and her husband doing much talking.

The difference between the UK and the US:

In the UK, the woman discovers the husband is a slut. She sells his high end sports car on eBay for half a pound.

In the US, the man comes home, drinks a beer, piles into bed and starts snoring. His wife cuts off his penis with a kitchen knife, jumps into the car, drives off, and throws his penis out in the parking lot of a convenience store.

Check out the other things she's sold:
Special thunderstick dildo US $0.01
First addition(?) peterpan (hardback and waterproof) £0.05
Mr Men Book £0.10

That's a pretty odd collection there.

Holy shit! That book has to be worth...

Anything else? Record collection?

Your wife finds out, and she sells your Lotus Esprit Turbo on eBay for half a pound.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2192&item=4556985749&rd=1
I suppose this will be one of the very few times I say this... BUT...

With an attitude like that I'm damn glad she didn't have access to firearms. :(

Of course, after selling it, she is going to need one AND a restraining order if she wants to stay alive... :rolleyes:

Query: Legs, I sure as hell would have a hard time deciding whether or not to up-gun a woman like that... what do you think? :confused:

The difference between the UK and the US:

In the UK, the woman discovers the husband is a slut. She sells his high end sports car on eBay for half a pound.

In the US, the man comes home, drinks a beer, piles into bed and starts snoring. His wife cuts off his penis with a kitchen knife, jumps into the car, drives off, and throws his penis out in the parking lot of a convenience store.
What I always found weird about that is that they were able to find it like 40 minutes later. You'd think a dog would have eaten by then. It's not like they'd get grossed out by it or anything. I mean they eat each other's crap. for God's sake!

The difference between the UK and the US:

In the UK, the woman discovers the husband is a slut. She sells his high end sports car on eBay for half a pound.

In the US, the man comes home, drinks a beer, piles into bed and starts snoring. His wife cuts off his penis with a kitchen knife, jumps into the car, drives off, and throws his penis out in the parking lot of a convenience store.
If I had to choose, I would take the US option. I may be far past impotent, but at least I would have my car.

Though I can see her anger, I think she went too far.

I suppose this will be one of the very few times I say this... BUT...

With an attitude like that I'm damn glad she didn't have access to firearms. :(

Of course, after selling it, she is going to need one AND a restraining order if she wants to stay alive... :rolleyes:

Query: Legs, I sure as hell would have a hard time deciding whether or not to up-gun a woman like that... what do you think? :confused:

She's in the UK. Her husband is probably conditioned to not engage in violence, or so they would have us believe.

I don't think he has it in him. If he was flaunting the relationship, he's likely to be abusive. But if he was hiding it, he is a wuss, and won't do anything.

Besides, he looks like a wuss in the picture.

In the US, women should carry a gun from the beginning of the relationship.

It always causes a nagging feeling in his mind when he's thinking about straying.

Your wife finds out, and she sells your Lotus Esprit Turbo on eBay for half a pound.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2192&item=4556985749&rd=1

He didn't cheat. He's a radio show host who made a joke his wife took waaaay too seriously.

Holy shit! That book has to be worth...

Anything else? Record collection?
No, that's it. A Dildo, a Peter Pan book (worth a few thousand surely if in good condition) and a bunch of Mr Men books.
To be honest, if that's all her hubby had worth selling, he hadn't amounted to much.
Personally I would have thought she'd would have wanted to keep the dildo, as she's going to be single for a while.
Unless.....


It was for his use.

ewww.......


Anyone here seen 'Acid House'?

He didn't cheat. He's a radio show host who made a joke his wife took waaaay too seriously.
Do tell more.

Your wife finds out, and she sells your Lotus Esprit Turbo on eBay for half a pound.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2192&item=4556985749&rd=1
ROFLMAO!!! Oh, that's priceless! ( the act, not the car )

The difference between the UK and the US:

In the UK, the woman discovers the husband is a slut. She sells his high end sports car on eBay for half a pound.

In the US, the man comes home, drinks a beer, piles into bed and starts snoring. His wife cuts off his penis with a kitchen knife, jumps into the car, drives off, and throws his penis out in the parking lot of a convenience store.

But, don't forget...

In the US, man finds out that wife has been cheating on him. She gets a lawyer and ends of with half of my... er... his stuff.

She's in the UK. Her husband is probably conditioned to not engage in violence, or so they would have us believe.

I don't think he has it in him. If he was flaunting the relationship, he's likely to be abusive. But if he was hiding it, he is a wuss, and won't do anything.

Besides, he looks like a wuss in the picture.

In the US, women should carry a gun from the beginning of the relationship.

It always causes a nagging feeling in his mind when he's thinking about straying.
Oh, I agree... I'm just thinking post-facto here.

If a woman came to you and wanted firearms classes because she was in fear for her safety because she did something really viscious to her ex... what would you say?

Even if you don't like cheating, that kind of behavior is over the top...

He didn't cheat. He's a radio show host who made a joke his wife took waaaay too seriously.

Then I have to wonder how legitimate this is. The whole "jilted wife sells husbands car for a dollar" has been an urban legend in the US for at least 40 years. We may be the ones taking a joke to seriously.

But, don't forget...

In the US, man finds out that wife has been cheating on him. She gets a lawyer and ends of with half of my... er... his stuff.
ouch.

This is one of those things that inspires me to do my very best at law school and become an awesome lawyer.

Because I would offer my skills pro-bono to this gentleman or anyone else vitimizied in a similar fashion, and get every red cent back for the crap she stole and sold.

I don't give a damn whether he cheated on her. What I do give a damn about is that this seems to be seen as either 1. funny and/or 2. acceptable; when in reality, it is just a little bit of 1, and that's just because she sold his dildo. Oh, and if the dildo wasn't really his, I'd slap her with an additional suit for libel.

What I always found weird about that is that they were able to find it like 40 minutes later. You'd think a dog would have eaten by then. It's not like they'd get grossed out by it or anything. I mean they eat each other's crap. for God's sake!

ROTFLMAO! <---- first time I've said/typed this on NS.

This is one of those things that inspires me to do my very best at law school and become an awesome lawyer.

Because I would offer my skills pro-bono to this gentleman or anyone else vitimizied in a similar fashion, and get every red cent back for the crap she stole and sold.

I don't give a damn whether he cheated on her. What I do give a damn about is that this seems to be seen as either 1. funny and/or 2. acceptable; when in reality, it is just a little bit of 1, and that's just because she sold his dildo. Oh, and if the dildo wasn't really his, I'd slap her with an additional suit for libel.Dude, that's an awful lot of venom toward the woman. What's the deal? (Assuming that this isn't just a retelling of an urban legend that's been around for a long time.)

Girl Power!

She is an idiot. If that car was legally hers to sell, she just lost a shit load of money.

She is an idiot. If that car was legally hers to sell, she just lost a shit load of money.I'd imagine--assuming again that the story is true--that if her husband can afford that car, money's not really that big an issue to begin with. So she gets a little less out of the divorce settlement--big deal. He'll be the one paying it.

This is one of those things that inspires me to do my very best at law school and become an awesome lawyer.

Because I would offer my skills pro-bono to this gentleman or anyone else vitimizied in a similar fashion, and get every red cent back for the crap she stole and sold.

I don't give a damn whether he cheated on her. What I do give a damn about is that this seems to be seen as either 1. funny and/or 2. acceptable; when in reality, it is just a little bit of 1, and that's just because she sold his dildo. Oh, and if the dildo wasn't really his, I'd slap her with an additional suit for libel.
You seem to be a bit of a materialist. She sold his car. He slept with someone else whilst married to this woman. If you ever marry someone you love, then find out s/he's been sleeping with someone else, see if you still feel the same.

You would fight for that whole dollar? When the trial itself would probably cost more? Lawyers.....:rolleyes:

And once again, we find proof that the funniest of things happen right in our backyards..

This is a good reason to always choose the option -Price: Lowest First- when shopping on ebay. :)

LOL all the way!!!

The difference between the UK and the US:

In the UK, the woman discovers the husband is a slut. She sells his high end sports car on eBay for half a pound.

In the US, the man comes home, drinks a beer, piles into bed and starts snoring. His wife cuts off his penis with a kitchen knife, jumps into the car, drives off, and throws his penis out in the parking lot of a convenience store.

I agree. Kitchen knives should be banned! :D

Well.. if it wasn't hers to sell, I'd say he would have a case against her. A very legitimate one at that.

(And cheating is veryvery bad. *sagely nod*)

This is one of those things that inspires me to do my very best at law school and become an awesome lawyer.

Because I would offer my skills pro-bono to this gentleman or anyone else vitimizied in a similar fashion, and get every red cent back for the crap she stole and sold.

I don't give a damn whether he cheated on her. What I do give a damn about is that this seems to be seen as either 1. funny and/or 2. acceptable; when in reality, it is just a little bit of 1, and that's just because she sold his dildo. Oh, and if the dildo wasn't really his, I'd slap her with an additional suit for libel.
If memory serves, the car was in her name. She didn't steal ANYTHING from him, and I believe that in that case, legally speaking, all she has to do is split the earnings off of the car in divorce proceedings.

I think it's a well-calculated move, m'self....

Simonist']If memory serves, the car was in her name. She didn't steal ANYTHING from him, and I believe that in that case, legally speaking, all she has to do is split the earnings off of the car in divorce proceedings.

I think it's a well-calculated move, m'self....

I am the registered owner and I have the log book.

Ah, right. Well, if what she says is true, then yeah, he's so screwed over.

What I do give a damn about is that this seems to be seen as either 1. funny and/or 2. acceptable; It's far more acceptable than his cheating on her (if in fact he did).

The thing is, there's no proof he cheated.

That's her over reacting. I saw an article on this before I saw the actual auction (which is a week or 2 old) and what he did was make a joke on a radio show, something along the lines of telling a guest he wanted to have sex with her. He could have been screwing around, but on the radio that was just an act. Kind of like Howard Stern, he has a constant parade of women who take off their clothes, but he doesn't have sex with them.

Most likely he didn't deserve what he got.

Unless of course he was actually cheating...

It was hers to legally sell, overreaction or no.