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Porky's ! Apparently Howard Stern, sure why not, is planning a remake

http://movies.msn.com/beacon/editorial1.aspx?ptid=a0812bf7-c48f-4fc1-8010-ca5f23a9d1f5&GT1=6657

The king of all media is remaking the king of all teenage sex comedies. In what may be the definition of a perfect pairing, Howard Stern is teaming up with Canadian company Conweb Productions for a new version of "Porky's," titled "Howard Stern's Porky's."

Ihatevacations']Porky's ! Apparently Howard Stern, sure why not, is planning a remake

http://movies.msn.com/beacon/editorial1.aspx?ptid=a0812bf7-c48f-4fc1-8010-ca5f23a9d1f5&GT1=6657

Ahahahahahaha! Sweeet ... that's where I first learned what a "glory hole" was. :D

Ahahahahahaha! Sweeet ... that's where I first learned what a "glory hole" was. :D

I learned what a glory hole was at an actual glory hole. Ah, good times...

I learned what a glory hole was at an actual glory hole. Ah, good times...

Ahhhh ... never had the pleasure, myself. I feel I'm missing out on an important aspect of life. :(

Ahhhh ... never had the pleasure, myself. I feel I'm missing out on an important aspect of life. :(

I didn't make use of it - I was way too informed about STD's to do anything like that, but I must say that whoever's penis it was that poked through the orifice was quite impressive. He was nice about me not wanting to do anything, even though he insisted on a hand job. Nice try, I guess.

If you have a person you trust, who is disease free, and a square piece of wood of the right size, then it is a pretty easy fantasy to fulfil, I guess.

I should tell my uncle I never met who's a cinematographer to see if he can get some people to start working on a Plan 9 from Outer Space remake. Then again I'm sick of all these remakes recently. I want to see and end to this remake season ASAP. Hollywood writers need to read more books and stop watching so much fucking television.

I should tell my uncle I never met who's a cinematographer to see if he can get some people to start working on a Plan 9 from Outer Space remake. Then again I'm sick of all these remakes recently. I want to see and end to this remake season ASAP. Hollywood writers need to read more books and stop watching so much fucking television.

Remakes should be outlawed. They're always pathetic perversions of the originals... and no one needs another Porky's :rolleyes: . Plan 9 from Outer Space was hillarious... of course it wasn't supposed to be... :p

A lot of the movies out now just seem like they're going to suck. Batman looks like it's going to be OK.

I remember when movies were good. When I turned on the TV in the middle of the night Apocalypse Now was on. w00t! That movie is amazing! Funny thing is, I bet 70% of the people on NS never heard of it. That's on my "Best Of" movie list. Why don't they make good movies like that anymore?

If you have a person you trust, who is disease free, and a square piece of wood of the right size, then it is a pretty easy fantasy to fulfil, I guess.

Well ... I am Jewish ... on Sukkot we build a Sukkah ....

Aherm ... ummm ... never mind ... I'll ... ummm ... yeah.

Well ... I am Jewish ... on Sukkot we build a Sukkah ....

Aherm ... ummm ... never mind ... I'll ... ummm ... yeah.

And now back to your regularly scheduled programing....

Remakes should be outlawed. They're always pathetic perversions of the originals... and no one needs another Porky's :rolleyes: . Plan 9 from Outer Space was hillarious... of course it wasn't supposed to be... :p

A lot of the movies out now just seem like they're going to suck. Batman looks like it's going to be OK.

I remember when movies were good. When I turned on the TV in the middle of the night Apocalypse Now was on. w00t! That movie is amazing! Funny thing is, I bet 70% of the people on NS never heard of it. That's on my "Best Of" movie list. Why don't they make good movies like that anymore?
Batman was good, but lacked continuity. Oh how I could go on and on about the lack of continuity, but I wont.

Apocalypse Now is a great movie and I myself have many great movies that many people have probably never heard of.

Cannibal the Musical
Dark City
Cemetery Man (Purchased but hasn't really arrived yet, it's due to arrive in a couple of days though)
The Toxic Avenger
Kelly's Heroes
Words Worth (Well more of a miniseries, and even if it wasn't a hentai I'd still enjoy it. Well maybe not, one of the funniest characters is only really funny during H-scenes. Still it has a good storyline though)


The list goes on but I need to look at my movie selection again and that would require me to get up and walk downstairs and I'm lazy

This reminds me of a weird experience in university.

In one of the bathrooms, there is a hole in the stall's wall to the ajoining stall (always been there as long as I have been going there) that I thought was just plain vandalism at first. That is...until that day.

I was using the toilet. I looked to the side one day and on the stall wall was graffitti to the effect of: "For a good gay time be here April 20 12:15" (give or take)

Needless to say I was right on time.

A guy came in and sat in the stall next to me and said nothing.

I didn't say anything. Not a peep. I just sat and shat.

Eventually he went away. Much to my relief.

It was a scene straight from Dumb and Dumber minus the 'Seabass' barging in part and it is a completely true story.