NationStates Jolt Archive


Internet vs Real Life

Demented Hamsters
24-06-2005, 18:37
If you've ever wondered what the difference in between Real life and the Internet, this primer does a very good job in explaining the difference:

http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=47

Now I would stay to debate politics, but I'm going off to masturbate.
Keruvalia
24-06-2005, 19:00
Would you like a bigger penis?
Where would you like it?
I could suggest a few places!

(put it in escrow)
The Downmarching Void
24-06-2005, 19:16
Good one!

They should have done one on drugs too:

Real life
"So, like yeah, this chick, man you shoulda seen , I mean she, like, y'know?"
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"Yo, stop boggarting!"
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"Yeah, puff puff give, motherfucker, puff puf give!"
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*passes joint*
"So where was I?"
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The internet:
"Dude, I just scored like 50 tabs of the best E"
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"So? I can make E. You just need like Viagra and Rootbeer or something"
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"Drugs R bad 4 U!
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"I used to do drugs, but then I found Jesus!"
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Sumamba Buwhan
24-06-2005, 19:53
lol

good stuff

i love red vs. blue
Robot ninja pirates
24-06-2005, 19:58
The politics one was definately best.

"I voted for Nader, I hate everyone!"

"Politics makes me soooooooooooo horny."
Cogitation
24-06-2005, 20:06
Would you like a bigger penis?
Where would you like it?
I could suggest a few places!

(put it in escrow)
I didn't download the link, but I had a feeling he was referring to Red vs. Blue. :D

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
Bolol
24-06-2005, 20:18
Happened...Happened...Happened...Happened...Happened (alot).

Well. I have experienced the total wealth of the internet.