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What's the worst horror movie you've ever seen? I bet everyone of you have seen plenty of them but it'd be nice to know what kind of stuff they've been shooting during the last few decades when horror movies haven't been very popular.

I don't remember the name of the worst horror movie I've seen. It was an 80's or 70's movie and I think it was made in Hungary or somewhere 'cause the language is so strange.
It told about a crazy elevator that was equipped with an artificial intelligence and for some strange reason, this elevator wanted to kill people. The movie might have been called "the Lift" or something. I don't remember...

Post your worst horror movie experiences! Let's see if there's something so horrid nobody likes...

Every Bollywood horror movie is crap. The cryptic old ladies however always manage to make me jump.

That would be a Dutch movie, 'De Lift'.

Do they make horror movies in Bollywood...? :eek:
...thanks for warning me...

Without question, Book of Shadows: The Blair Witch Project 2, which was - shudder! - even worse than the original, if that's possible.

Beaches.

Do they make horror movies in Bollywood...? :eek:
...thanks for warning me...
Yeah but they're really stupid. I find them to be more comedic than anything else.

THE EVIL.

a great horror movie of a couple who buy a house and invite a few friends to help "fix er up"

then they find a sealed doorway to Hell, open it, and the house starts to kill them off one-by-one.

then they ruined it by having the couple decend through the doorway and they meet the devil... and it's Mr. Shubert - Man from Atlantis reference for anyone who remembers that series. (Victor Buono)

and he is killed when the wife stabbs him with a metal (plain) pole she just happens to find down in Hell.

I heard of some movie that told about some cotton factory and a cotton machine that ate people. I have no idea about the name... it's just crap... Has anyone seen this one?

THE EVIL.

a great horror movie of a couple who buy a house and invite a few friends to help "fix er up"

then they find a sealed doorway to Hell, open it, and the house starts to kill them off one-by-one.

then they ruined it by having the couple decend through the doorway and they meet the devil... and it's Mr. Shubert - Man from Atlantis reference for anyone who remembers that series. (Victor Buono)

and he is killed when the wife stabbs him with a metal (plain) pole she just happens to find down in Hell.
That sounds a bit like the Amityville horror... how old is this movie?

The ring. Ahh man that film was hilarious.

I heard of some movie that told about some cotton factory and a cotton machine that ate people. I have no idea about the name... it's just crap... Has anyone seen this one?
Sounds like a Steven King story.

I don't know about the worsthorror movie ever, but the best is coming soon to a theater near you!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=427628

Here's my personal list! :D

3) Lobotomy -- If you understand it, you have a problem.

2) Driller Killer -- OK. Guy eats pizza, screws girlfriend, paints modern stuff. Gets dumped. Watchs TV ads. Buys drill and a pack of batteries. Kills people at random.

1) Splatter Academy -- So bad it hurts. Don't miss the "OMG" scene in the attic. We laughed a LOT.

Without question, Book of Shadows: The Blair Witch Project 2, which was - shudder! - even worse than the original, if that's possible.
wait... Blair Witch was a Horror movie? I thought it was a Stupid movie... you know, Three stupid students go into the woods...
1) without extra food for emergencies.
2) without a GUIDE to lead them.
3) without a radio/walkie-talkie to call for help.
4) without ANYWAY to signal that they need help (flaregun)
5) and without a working brain among the three of them. (We're lost, so I'll just toss the map away and not say anything for a couple of days.)

I can't believe no one mentioned House of Wax.

The mere fact that Paris Hilton is in it makes it hilarious.

That sounds a bit like the Amityville horror... how old is this movie?
1978.

1978.

You sure? I thought it was '79.

I think the blair witch movie put the crap in crap fest. The porn take-off called the nude witch project was good in comparison.

i am trying to remember the name. but it was a black serial killer clown, and these ghetto kids, lost in the woods, and then there is a voodoo ritual with a jamacian lady, and some screaming, and i think a love scene, and it was by far the funniest thing i have ever seen.

By the way, I bumbed on this weird internet site: link (http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=2483&display=photoshop)

...imagine if they made movies like "Saturday night of the living dead"? Looks quite horrible...

i am trying to remember the name. but it was a black serial killer clown, and these ghetto kids, lost in the woods, and then there is a voodoo ritual with a jamacian lady, and some screaming, and i think a love scene, and it was by far the funniest thing i have ever seen.

Sounds pretty awful! :eek:

I think the blair witch movie put the crap in crap fest. The porn take-off called the nude witch project was good in comparison.

er, the nude witch project? ...Wouldn't "the BARE witch project" have been a better title...?

Without question, Book of Shadows: The Blair Witch Project 2, which was - shudder! - even worse than the original, if that's possible.

I agree.

I have seen many crap horror films, but most of the crap ones at least have some sort of charm, or are "so bad its funny." Blair Witch II has none of this and is a sterile piece of shit that never should have seen the light of day.

i dont watch horror movies but this one was on the airplane sometime or other

LAKE PLACID

giant crocodile/alligator infesting some far nothern lake. moron level stupid.

You sure? I thought it was '79.
It is:

http://imdb.com/title/tt0078767/

I agree.

I have seen many crap horror films, but most of the crap ones at least have some sort of charm, or are "so bad its funny." Blair Witch II has none of this and is a sterile piece of shit that never should have seen the light of day.
Oh, you mean, like "Judge Dredd"? That's not a horror movie but it's funny as hell!

I can't believe no one mentioned House of Wax.

The mere fact that Paris Hilton is in it makes it hilarious.

Because it sounds shit and has only just been released. I'm certainly not gonna shell out a few quid just to see that cultural train wreck.

Plan 9 from Outer Space. Also the best horror movie I've ever seen (Ok, so it's sci-fi, but it does have zombies trying to eat people and aliens taking over the world).

It is:

http://imdb.com/title/tt0078767/I thought he was asking about "The Evil" which was in 78

http://imdb.com/title/tt0077524/

wait... Blair Witch was a Horror movie? I thought it was a Stupid movie... you know, Three stupid students go into the woods...
1) without extra food for emergencies.
2) without a GUIDE to lead them.
3) without a radio/walkie-talkie to call for help.
4) without ANYWAY to signal that they need help (flaregun)
5) and without a working brain among the three of them. (We're lost, so I'll just toss the map away and not say anything for a couple of days.)
You forgot:
6) They tell the local inbred hillbilly where they're going, so he and his kin can hunt them down for sport. 'My, but ain't he got a pretty mouth?'

Blair Witch II has none of this and is a sterile piece of shit that never should have seen the light of day.

An apter description of this 'film' I have never heard.

I thought he was asking about "The Evil" which was in 78

http://imdb.com/title/tt0077524/

Ahh, my mistake sorry. The sun is shining directly on the screen so it is hard too read :(

Bloody summer time.

er, the nude witch project? ...Wouldn't "the BARE witch project" have been a better title...?
"The Erotic Witch Project"
"The Bare Wench Project"
and I think one or two more titles.

That would easily be "Jason X", the eleventh (?) installment in the "Friday the 13th" series. It was set in outerspace in an unbearably B-movie, cheesy "Star Trek" rip-off way, and involved Jason being accidentally released from his encasement in ice on some spaceship run by teenagers. :rolleyes: Eventually, Jason battles a cyborg-chick and becomes "Uber-Jason", half zombie, half machine, thanks to some nifty thirtieth century technology.

Was kind of fun in a "so bad it's good way", though.

An apter description of this 'film' I have never heard.

Thanks :)

I wonder who do I need to pay to get that on the front of the DVD box :confused:

Is it even on DVD? Probably :(, that makes me saaaad panda.

Black Devil Doll From Hell. It has all of the malodorous aspects of shot on video horror films and low-grade 70's quasi-porn mixed in to one blasphemous time-wasting piece of Cthulhu shit.

"The Erotic Witch Project"
"The Bare Wench Project"
and I think one or two more titles.

I think there is also the "Bare Bitch Project"

:EDIT: and after a quick glance on imdb it seems the "The Bare Wench Project" is a trilogy

The Bare Wench Project 3: Nymphs of Mystery Mountain :confused: (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313257/)

Manos the Hands of Fate. Not even the MST3K crew can deaden the blow of watching this gigantic pile of shit.

Sounds like a Steven King story.

It actually is! It's called Graveyard Shift. It's very old and pretty bad. Its about rats living below the cotton mill who live off remains from a graveyard adjacent to the factory. But the machine does become involved more than once. But I actually like it for comedic value.

Manos the Hands of Fate. Not even the MST3K crew can deaden the blow of watching this gigantic pile of shit.

They did a hilarious job with Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders, Space Mutiny, and Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, however! :cool:

It actually is! It's called Graveyard Shift. It's very old and pretty bad. Its about rats living below the cotton mill who live off remains from a graveyard adjacent to the factory. But the machine does become involved more than once. But I actually like it for comedic value.
I remember reading King himself saying that he disliked the movie. I think it was his first published short story, right before "Carrie."

They did a hilarious job with Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders, Space Mutiny, and Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, however! :cool:

Agreed, and one I never managed to get, but remember the name was something like Death Fish. God that was funny to see them rip on.

IMHO, horror movies today either take themselves too seriously (artsy) or are multi-picture series (SFx and $$$).

Prophecy (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079758/) anybody?

The "exploding" sleeping bag scene in which the mutant inside-out bear slams a kid in a down sleeping bag against a rock, is pure B-horror movie genius.

I can't believe no one mentioned House of Wax.

The mere fact that Paris Hilton is in it makes it hilarious.

Damn! Some nutball had the guts to remake the André De Toth/Vincent Price classic? With Paris Hilton???? :eek: :eek: :eek:

I know Hollywood's always been a bit incestuous with the remakes, but damnation, they are just getting rediculous.

I wonder how long it will take before we'll see a remake of Star Wars?

I agree.

I have seen many crap horror films, but most of the crap ones at least have some sort of charm, or are "so bad its funny." Blair Witch II has none of this and is a sterile piece of shit that never should have seen the light of day.
Hah! :D

Manos the Hands of Fate. Not even the MST3K crew can deaden the blow of watching this gigantic pile of shit.OH GOD! I FORGOT THAT LOUSEY PIECE OF...

well calling it a film would be a compliment.


I withdraw my nomination of The Evil... and second this one.

It actually is! It's called Graveyard Shift. It's very old and pretty bad. Its about rats living below the cotton mill who live off remains from a graveyard adjacent to the factory. But the machine does become involved more than once. But I actually like it for comedic value

Films actually called the mangler though.

Has horror super star Robert Englund in it too. Yay. Was a pretty lame horror.

OH GOD! I FORGOT THAT LOUSEY PIECE OF...

well calling it a film would be a compliment.


I withdraw my nomination of The Evil... and second this one.

Seriously there needs to be a AA group or something just to help people get over it if they ever have the misfortune to see it. I mean there are bad movies, but good god, I mean good god.

I think there is also the "Bare Bitch Project"

:EDIT: and after a quick glance on imdb it seems the "The Bare Wench Project" is a trilogy

The Bare Wench Project 3: Nymphs of Mystery Mountain :confused: (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313257/)
Really... a third Bare Wench...

Gotta look for that one. I have the other two.
Bare Wench Project
Bare Wench Project 2: the Book of Babes.

:D what... I like cheesy soft core...

Ooops, the right title wasn't "Splatter Academy" but "Splatter University".

A must-see if you like to laugh at mediocrity.

of those that i've seen:

Silent Night, Deadly Night

of those that i've seen:

Silent Night, Deadly Night

Ain't that the one with the killer santa clause? It looked absolutly pathetic. I heard it went to the courts too.

The Hills Have Eyes

Ain't that the one with the killer santa clause? It looked absolutly pathetic. I heard it went to the courts too.

yeah, that's it

the kids go sledding down a hill (kids or kids and adults.. i forget) and out jumps santa claus to chop off their heads.

Lets see

The Little Shop of Horrors- A horrible, what is it called when everyone sings. Well anyway it is about a plant that eats/drinks blood and human meat

Cujo-Should not be considered horror, more of a horrible movie

Any one on scifi that contains Alligators, snakes, fish, sharks, or any other animal, or cyborg. These include mimic.

13 ghosts was a good one on scifi, but not to scary.

Has anyone here seen Faces of Death?

My Worst Horror movie


My Moms Singing :p :D

Films actually called the mangler though.

Has horror super star Robert Englund in it too. Yay. Was a pretty lame horror.

Then this is a second movie with a killer cotton machine. This is the one I mean: http://www.allmovie.com/cg/avg.dll?p=avg&sql=1:132261

Plan 9 from Outer Space. Also the best horror movie I've ever seen (Ok, so it's sci-fi, but it does have zombies trying to eat people and aliens taking over the world).

That movie actually got nominated "Worst Movie Ever", and after it got the award it became far more popular then it had been before. It actually has a sequel.. think its called Revenge of the Dead.. trying to get my hands on both to see but at the moment the worst I've seen was one called "Scream Baby Scream".. 60s horror about a plastic surgeon/artist who discovers a new chemical which allows plastic surgeons to turn the flesh into a jelly for a brief time, allowing them to mold flesh to get the desired effect... he starts capturing people and making their faces into Picaso like things.. so incredibaly bad.. the write up at the back didn't even come close to telling what the movies about.. so my friends and I were forced to write up a new write up on the back before giving it back to the store where we rented it.

Lets see

The Little Shop of Horrors- A horrible, what is it called when everyone sings. Well anyway it is about a plant that eats/drinks blood and human meat

I think Little Shop of Horrors.. which was a musical.. was supposed to be bad.. I mean.. it's like calling "Austin Powers" a spy movie.. its a comedy.. a spoof... no self respecting horror movie would have a dentist singing about how he loves to give people pain.. just thought I'd point out that it wasn't really a horror movie, but a comedy

One of my favorite "so bad it's good" horror movies is:

"Killer Klowns from Outer Space"

This movie ROCKS!!!
Where else can you find...
Cannibal popcorn!!
Clowns drinking liquified humans using fantasy straws!!!
Deadly pizza delivery!!!
http://www.norcalmovies.com/KillerKlownsFromOuterSpace/klowns2.jpg

Jason X was pretty bad, it was on Sci-fi the other day and I caught the end of it, I may be a horrible person but, I laughed at a couple things and the rest was like "wtf"

I turned it on where his body was reforming from whatever,
so he comes back and is in a hall way, android walks up to him, he TAPS her in the head and her head POPS OFF, like *touch* *head pop off*. THEN he hits one dude up against a wall and he managed to be pretty dman half decent from being knocked the hell up against a wall fro ma guy that flicked a robots head off

so they blow him up and then he survives space and punches ahole in the space station's TIN wall and creates a vacuum, shits starts flying torward in and one gurl, who APPARENTLY has NO bones at all gets sucked up torward, which is now covered by a metal grate with holes maybe 1 inch by 2 inches big. She is SUCKED through that, like I said, she was a gelatenous blob though she didnt look it.

so after that, they run off to another part of the ship shutting about 5 blast doors behind them, not the blast doors close like this -><-, and some up and down. Jason X when going to the doors does NOT pry them apart or knock holes in them, he PUSHES THEM DOWN, like "oh a door" *PUSHES OVER*.


Then my favorite part, a contributing factor of why i'm going to hell, he is about to kill them so they make a hologram where two girls proposition jason for sex in crawl in sleeping bags, it pans to the people trying to get their asses out of their then back to jason, both girsl are tied in their sleeping bags and he is BEATING one of them WITH THE OTHER ONE, he has a machete the size of his leg and he is beating them WITH EACH OTHER. I laughed out loud at that. And the whole time they are going "ow, ow, ow"

Worst attempt at a real horror movie ever

Manos the Hands of Fate. Not even the MST3K crew can deaden the blow of watching this gigantic pile of shit.

I found it tolerable.

I found it tolerable.
ahh... but was it because of MST3K that it was Tolerable?

I found it tolerable.

I envy you so much right now.

I envy you so much right now.

Don't. I could barely find the flaws in it.

The Hills Have Eyes

No way! That's a classic. :mad:

Has no one seen dead alive?! 300 zombies... one lawn mower... do the math!

http://imdb.com/title/tt0103873/?fr=c2l0ZT1ha2F8dHQ9MXxmYj11fHBuPTB8cT1kZWFkIGFsaXZlfG14PTIwfGxtPTUwMHxodG1sPTE_;fc=1;ft=43;fm=1

Gigli... or Butterfly... :p