Which one would you have sex with?
Whispering Legs
23-06-2005, 17:07
Michael...
http://www.splicedonline.com/02reviews/bowling_.jpg
or Ann...
http://aarons.cc/i/i4/coulter2.jpg
[NS]Ihatevacations
23-06-2005, 17:08
this one:
http://www.samh.net/finger/strange/ascii.jpg
Hard to say.
That pic of Ann is definitely photoshopped (though the obvious adams apple isn't).
And the pic of Michael Moore is equally unflattering.
Jordaxia
23-06-2005, 17:09
That's not even a question. Moore, every time. Doy.
Although I don't know what he's got planned with the camera and wry grin. Woo... 50% and no less from what he makes on it and he has a deal.
I'll be quiet now.
HC Eredivisie
23-06-2005, 17:11
Ihatevacations']this one:
http://www.samh.net/finger/strange/ascii.jpg
yes :p
Whispering Legs
23-06-2005, 17:11
A different pic of Ann then...
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/104031.jpg
"Myrth" should be an option here :p
(Heterosexual male speaking :D)
Neither, virginity rocks.
The Noble Men
23-06-2005, 17:14
Ann.
The sheer concept of Micheal Moores' obese, viagra-fuelled member inserting itself into my anus...*vomits*
*cleans keyboard*
Even the photoshopped picture of Ann makes me want to throw up.
The Noble Men
23-06-2005, 17:24
Whos Ann?
Feminazi.
Wolfrest
23-06-2005, 17:27
Michael...
http://www.splicedonline.com/02reviews/bowling_.jpg
or Ann...
http://aarons.cc/i/i4/coulter2.jpg
Niether! I'm not gay so I'm not going to even look at Ann and that Mike guy's not even cute and I have resonable standereds of cute, like my ex-boyfriend, even with all his acne I could see he was cute :)
Besides that, I like keeping my jeans on until a wedding band's on my finger and I am on my honeymoon.
I'm waiting to see who votes 'Both' :D
Whispering Legs
23-06-2005, 17:29
I think it's funny that so far, some will be pulling a train on Ann, while more people barf, and poor Michael will get no action at all unless his right hand gets busy.
Wolfrest
23-06-2005, 17:34
I'm waiting to see who votes 'Both' :D
*Laughs along with Roshi* :D
'Both' has two votes now. I guess the two people don't want to come out and talk about it :p
Besides that, I like keeping my jeans on until a wedding band's on my finger and I am on my honeymoon.
:eek: So its not a myth. They really do still exist.
Anyway, thank you Whispering Legs for lowering the level of discourse and taking a ridiculous argument to an, albeit illogical, but hilarious conclusion.
Eutrusca
23-06-2005, 18:52
Michael...
or Ann...
What a very strange thread!
Carnivorous Lickers
23-06-2005, 19:00
Uh... would it be a reacharound-"rusty trombone" style?
I'd nail Ann-she'd be so much more friendly afterward. After she sat on the floor of the shower for a few hours, trying to feel clean again.
As for Michael- a stick ball bat would do the trick.
Whispering Legs
23-06-2005, 20:19
:eek: So its not a myth. They really do still exist.
Anyway, thank you Whispering Legs for lowering the level of discourse and taking a ridiculous argument to an, albeit illogical, but hilarious conclusion.
It's my pleasure to lampoon the other Michael vs. Ann thread.
So, who stuck Ann's head on the body of someone else? Was it the person who started the thread? Or did he not realize how obvious it was that it was photoshopped. Besides, isn't Ann a Tranny any way? (As in a man who dresses like a woman)
Cadillac-Gage
23-06-2005, 21:13
So, who stuck Ann's head on the body of someone else? Was it the person who started the thread? Or did he not realize how obvious it was that it was photoshopped. Besides, isn't Ann a Tranny any way? (As in a man who dresses like a woman)
(digests the idea before giggling uncontrollably, then forces it down.) Um, I don't think so. If 'she' were, then she'd have a definite niche in the fetish community, and Libs would find her more appealing.
Then again, considering the over-the top nature of some of her commentaries, she might be a 'plant'... Nah. She's just a grumpy blonde chick with hostility issues that probably make her a real fireball in the bedroom. I'd check "Neither", because of my bad knees and back, getting damaged by a near-psychotic blonde isn't as much fun as getting frisky with a more balanced chick, and I'm sorry, but the whole "Bears" thing really confuses the hell out of me. I truly don't comprehend how a gay man can be excited by an overweight, hairy, smelly, ugly dude like Michael Moore.
(digests the idea before giggling uncontrollably, then forces it down.) Um, I don't think so. If 'she' were, then she'd have a definite niche in the fetish community, and Libs would find her more appealing.
Then again, considering the over-the top nature of some of her commentaries, she might be a 'plant'... Nah. She's just a grumpy blonde chick with hostility issues that probably make her a real fireball in the bedroom. I'd check "Neither", because of my bad knees and back, getting damaged by a near-psychotic blonde isn't as much fun as getting frisky with a more balanced chick, and I'm sorry, but the whole "Bears" thing really confuses the hell out of me. I truly don't comprehend how a gay man can be excited by an overweight, hairy, smelly, ugly dude like Michael Moore.
Well she does have an adams apple and I assure you, being female myself, girls/women are not suppose to have one. Perhaps a mystery that shall never be solved..lol Woman/man whatever, that's not her body..lol it's photoshop! It's very obvious, can't you tell?
The Noble Men
23-06-2005, 21:37
Well she does have an adams apple and I assure you, being female myself, girls/women are not suppose to have one. Perhaps a mystery that shall never be solved..lol Woman/man whatever, that's not her body..lol it's photoshop! It's very obvious, can't you tell?
And on the flip side, I'm a bloke with barely and Adams Apple.
It can get embarrassing.
[NS]Ihatevacations
23-06-2005, 21:39
And on the flip side, I'm a bloke with barely and Adams Apple.
It can get embarrassing.
Better than too much of one, I remember some guy from my redneck school yearbook that looked like the egyptians had left an ancient civilization on his throat
Sharazar
23-06-2005, 21:40
Both.
Dear god please watch over me in this time of peril...
Just out of curiosity. :D
...and forgive my damned soul of all its sins once i die.
Ainthenar
23-06-2005, 21:42
Neither, virginity rocks.
fag
Hyperslackovicznia
23-06-2005, 21:45
Where's Myrth? :eek:
The Noble Men
23-06-2005, 21:51
Where's Myrth? :eek:
Obviously not in a menage-au-trois with Ann Coulter and Micheal Moore.
HC Eredivisie
23-06-2005, 21:52
*Laughs along with Roshi* :D
'Both' has two votes now. I guess the two people don't want to come out and talk about it :p
It wasn't me, really :p Well, maybe, I was one of them
The Noble Men
23-06-2005, 21:54
Well, maybe, I was one of them
Why am I not surprised?
It's probably because I don't know you enough to have a reaction...
The Maroon Bells
23-06-2005, 21:55
Ann....but only in the Butt! :fluffle: :gundge:
HC Eredivisie
23-06-2005, 21:56
Why am I not surprised?
It's probably because I don't know you enough to have a reaction...
And I only heard of them, who's that Ann anyway? :confused:
The Noble Men
23-06-2005, 21:57
And I only heard of them, who's that Ann anyway? :confused:
Feminazi.
Planetstan
23-06-2005, 21:58
Amen.
Neither, virginity rocks.
The Noble Men
23-06-2005, 22:01
Amen.
By the Mods, I'm desparate to lose my virginity (or even kiss a girl), and we have 2 people who want to perserve theirs?
Arrgh!
HC Eredivisie
23-06-2005, 22:08
Feminazi.hmm, says enough :p
By the Mods, I'm desparate to lose my virginity (or even kiss a girl), and we have 2 people who want to perserve theirs?
Arrgh!
Allow me to add to your frustration by making that three. :D
The Noble Men
23-06-2005, 22:25
Allow me to add to your frustration by making that three. :D
HATE. KILL. PAIN. BULLETS. IN. YOU. DEATH. DIE. KITTENS...
What about this (http://www.imagemonster.org/files/DmR61952.jpg) one? I'd do him/her/it in a flash! :D
Kroisistan
23-06-2005, 22:27
I'd say either Michael, even though I am a straight male(It's that whole rather sleep with a 7 I agree with then a 10 I don't... really really stretched to it's creepy boundaries... plus WL was probably just doing this to rip on Michael Moore, pathetic if you think about it that the only attack they Anti-Moore camp uses consitently is OMG he's fat and ugly.)
OR -
Neither. My theory is that if a Socialist like moi and an uber-republican feminazi like Coulter ever hooked up, it would cause a supernova destroying all matter in the Universe.
The Noble Men
23-06-2005, 22:28
What about this (http://www.imagemonster.org/files/DmR61952.jpg) one? I'd do him/her/it in a flash! :D
I hate you.
Sharazar
23-06-2005, 22:30
What about this one? I'd do him/her/it in a flash!
I hate you.
I love you.
The Noble Men
23-06-2005, 22:30
Why?
That picture is etched onto my eyelids, thank you very much.
Neither. My theory is that if a Socialist like moi and an uber-republican feminazi like Coulter ever hooked up, it would cause a supernova destroying all matter in the Universe.
Either you are bullnhitting me or you are a studmuffin.
That picture is etched onto my eyelids, thank you very much.
No problem :)
The Chocolate Goddess
23-06-2005, 22:35
What about this (http://www.imagemonster.org/files/DmR61952.jpg) one? I'd do him/her/it in a flash! :D
*shudders*
*quickly runs to wash her eyes with bleach*
*screams in agony*
neither
*shudders*
*quickly runs to wash her eyes with bleach*
*screams in agony*
neither
I just saw the Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse...
The Downmarching Void
23-06-2005, 22:52
I have this vision of Ann chowing down on human arm....her man, after she's mated with him. Maybe we could socially engineer it so that Ann and Michael had hot bipartisan sex? Probably take a hell of a lot of LSD, Ecstasy and Viagra, plus some blindfolds. Imagine the wretched schizophrenic spawn that would produce...Anne Moore, fat hippy socialist lawyer, who would share head space with Michael Coulter, Fascist Propaganda Fil Maker and erstwhile human being being. They's probably die in a murder/suicide pact.