NationStates Jolt Archive

My nephews are spending the week with me. I have a light clowning schedule, and I'm only working a couple nights in the casino so I pretty much have the kids all week. Next week, they are both going away to camp for two more weeks. Today, they both asked me if they can stay with me for the next two weeks too. Because, in their own words, I'm "more fun than camp". That is high praise. I'm more fun than camp. :cool:

So I got to thinking(which is what gets me in trouble). Wouldn't I run a stunningly original and entertaining camp? I'd be legendary! ...Until the lawsuits and insurance companies shut me down. :(

My nephews are spending the week with me. I have a light clowning schedule, and I'm only working a couple nights in the casino so I pretty much have the kids all week. Next week, they are both going away to camp for two more weeks. Today, they both asked me if they can stay with me for the next two weeks too. Because, in their own words, I'm "more fun than camp". That is high praise. I'm more fun than camp. :cool:

So I got to thinking(which is what gets me in trouble). Wouldn't I run a stunningly original and entertaining camp? I'd be legendary! ...Until the lawsuits and insurance companies shut me down. :(If you have a home and not an Apartment, then set up a tent in the back yard, and have cook outs. if you have time, set up your own mud hole for mud fights.

Where do I sign up?

Where do I sign up?

Over there. Just to the left of Thunderdome and behind the tickle torture rack.

LG....Where are the kids? :eek:

LG....Where are the kids? :eek:

Napping. I tired them out. :cool:

Over there. Just to the left of Thunderdome and behind the tickle torture rack.
*comes back covered in something brown and sticky and it's not mud*

Very funny

*comes back covered in something brown and sticky and it's not mud*

Very funny

*holds nose* I thought so. I'll have photos passed around so we can collect other opinions.

*comes back covered in something brown and sticky and it's not mud*

Very funny
*licks Legless Pirates and gags*

Well, we know it's not chocolate either...

*comes running up to Goofballs*

Been looking for you, sorry, while digging the mudhole, I broke through the...

*sees Legless Pirates*

Oh... I guess you know then, that I broke throught the septic tank.

I'd sign up too! What will be the age limit?

And yes it would be cool Lunatic.

*licks Legless Pirates and gags*

Well, we know it's not chocolate either...
*licks self in a dog like manner*

definately not chocolate

I'm scared to sign up. Knowing LG, I'll climb out of my tent after a good night's sleep and find myself in the middle of a landmine field in Zimbabwe.

*licks self in a dog like manner*

definately not chocolateGee... I didn't know you can bend that way Legless... :eek:

Never a lonely night huh? ;)

I'm scared to sign up. Knowing LG, I'll climb out of my tent after a good night's sleep and find myself in the middle of a landmine field in Zimbabwe.

Or a southern prison. :D