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I've been pounded by anti-tobacco and drug campaigns since the 1st grade. Now that I've finally finished the madatory Health class for my freshman year of high school that contained an anti-tobacco unit, I know what I want to do in life.

I want to invest in as many alcohol tobacco stocks as possible.

Seriously, only thing holding me back from buying them right this second is the fact that I only have $900 and I would believe that the stocks are expensive.

My God, teenage smoking and drinking on the rise? ALRIGHT! More money for me!


I told my friends that my life goal was to be a CEO of a major tobacco company. Lovely results. :) Can't wait for my teachers to ask me what I want to do with my life.

Excellent anti-tobacco campaign, I guess

I told my friends that my life goal was to be a CEO of a major tobacco company. Lovely results. :) Can't wait for my teachers to ask me what I want to do with my life.

Good luck. It's about as easy to get into tobacco as it is to get into oil drilling. The whole market is already dominated. Unless you want to pick the stuff or run one of the convenience stores that sells it, you're not likely to be able to get a tobacco business off the ground unless you know several prominently placed politicians.

I've been pounded by anti-tobacco and drug campaigns since the 1st grade. Now that I've finally finished the madatory Health class for my freshman year of high school that contained an anti-tobacco unit, I know what I want to do in life.

I want to invest in as many alcohol tobacco stocks as possible.

Seriously, only thing holding me back from buying them right this second is the fact that I only have $900 and I would believe that the stocks are expensive.

My God, teenage smoking and drinking on the rise? ALRIGHT! More money for me!


I told my friends that my life goal was to be a CEO of a major tobacco company. Lovely results. :) Can't wait for my teachers to ask me what I want to do with my life.
this raises so many ethical objections with me i can only hope its a hilarious joke and i've just lost my sense of humour...


and you have "anti-tobacco" modules in school? thats a bit off, too... i mean its one thing to educate & inform about tobacco (and the dangers therein), but quite another to deliberatley set out to only teach one side of the arguement :headbang:
lol even if the other side has no arguement :p

I wonder if anti-tobacco reacts explosively with tobacco, you know like matter and anti-matter.