NationStates Jolt Archive


NS Pick Up Lines

Tonissia
20-06-2005, 18:07
"Wanna Feel my UpwardTHrust?"

"You Know you wanna Touch My Loonatic Goofballs"

"Do you want my Meklor Unchained?"

"Its Getting Colidia in here,wanna Snugle?"

"Looking at you,my FairyTINK Has Arisen"

"Hey Babe,I'm your Gataway Driver to Fun"
Super-power
20-06-2005, 18:08
"I'm a Super-power...in the bed"
Chicken pi
20-06-2005, 18:09
Want a taste of my Chicken pi?
Kryozerkia
20-06-2005, 18:11
aw crap! I can't make a good pick up line with my name...

Unless...

"Hey babe, wanna go far beyond florin?" (Farflorin)
The Noble Men
20-06-2005, 18:14
Actually, I think I have one:

Can my Legless Pirate sail in your south seas?

Bad, I know.
Kryozerkia
20-06-2005, 18:16
Actually, I think I have one:

Can my Legless Pirate sail in your south seas?

Bad, I know.
The noble men of the future whish to explore your furry caverns. (UGH!!!)
The Noble Men
20-06-2005, 18:18
The noble men of the future whish to explore your furry caverns. (UGH!!!)

I feel honoured that I am deemed worthy of having my name used in a cheesy innuendo.

Thanks.

Bloody funny, BTW.
Czardas
20-06-2005, 18:19
My name doesn't lend itself to that kind of thing too well, :p.

Anyone want to try it?
Lupisnet
20-06-2005, 18:22
I'll Net your Lupis baby...
Ah, screw it, I'll be over here using my all time favorite pickup line: hello.
The Noble Men
20-06-2005, 18:23
My name doesn't lend itself to that kind of thing too well, :p.

Anyone want to try it?

Hey, baby, do you have a Czardas? (hard-ass)

Bad, but better than nothng.
Naryna
20-06-2005, 18:27
My name doesn't lend itself to that kind of thing too well, :p.

Anyone want to try it?


Wanna touch my Czardas?
Opressive pacifists
20-06-2005, 18:29
Wow, this room is opressive! pacify me, baby!
...
...
...
i saw that going differently in my head...
Legless Pirates
20-06-2005, 18:40
Actually, I think I have one:

Can my Legless Pirate sail in your south seas?

Bad, I know.
Better than I could think up. Kudos to you :fluffle:


"Hey babe, can I visit your Peechland?"
Sdaeriji
20-06-2005, 18:43
Twenty five points to the first person who can use my nation name in a line. :D
Carnivorous Lickers
20-06-2005, 18:43
Hehe
I'm having such a hard time thinking of something....
Squirrel Nuts
20-06-2005, 18:45
There are too many for my name.
New Sancrosanctia
20-06-2005, 18:45
i'ma put my sdaerji all up in yer czardas.
The Noble Men
20-06-2005, 18:45
Twenty five points to the first person who can use my nation name in a line. :D

How do I pronouce it?
Legless Pirates
20-06-2005, 18:46
Twenty five points to the first person who can use my nation name in a line. :D
Your Sdae.....no...... Can I put my Sdaer.... no......DAMNIT :headbang:
Sdaeriji
20-06-2005, 18:46
How do I pronouce it?

Use your imagination.
Roshni
20-06-2005, 18:46
Twenty five points to the first person who can use my nation name in a line. :D
Bleh, I don't know if I can pronounce it properly but:

I'm sure I can make you Sdaerijid (Stay Rigid).
Blu-tac
20-06-2005, 18:47
You don't wanna know where my piece of blu-tac's been
Fuzzy Dice the 873rd
20-06-2005, 18:48
Hey babe, you wanna feel the might of the fuzzy dice?
The Noble Men
20-06-2005, 18:48
Use your imagination.

I...can't...agh!
Legless Pirates
20-06-2005, 18:49
I...can't...agh!
Just say the letters one at a time. It's what I do :D
Jibea
20-06-2005, 18:49
how about Jibea?
Nyibbit
20-06-2005, 18:51
And for a bonus 10 points, my name
Roshni
20-06-2005, 18:52
And for a bonus 10 points, my name
Let me nyibbit on your jibea.
The Noble Men
20-06-2005, 18:53
Just say the letters one at a time. It's what I do :D

Okay then. Sdaeriji:

Some
Days
All
Everyone
Requires
Is
Juicy
Intercourse
Legless Pirates
20-06-2005, 18:54
Okay then. Sdaeriji:

Some
Days
All
Everyone
Requires
Is
Juicy
Intercourse
:eek: You are a genious
Mahria
20-06-2005, 18:55
Twenty five points to the first person who can use my nation name in a line. :D

Hey, hot stuff. Wanna take a trip to Sdaeriji? (And I wonder why I'm single?)

Not quite as hard a name as my buddy sda, but does anyone have one for mine?

In general: "You could oppress me any day." (dictatorship)
"I'd vote for you, baby." (democracy)
"Wanna join the line of possible heirs?" (monarchy)
"You know, there's nothing that ain't allowed in my nation."
Randomlittleisland
20-06-2005, 18:55
And for a bonus 10 points, my name

Isn't that an STD?
Zarathoft
20-06-2005, 18:56
Hmmm.......I can't think of one for my name.....tho saying it a few times 'Zarathoft' almost sounds like 'Very Soft' :s
Roshni
20-06-2005, 18:58
Hmmm.......I can't think of one for my name.....tho saying it a few times 'Zarathoft' almost sounds like 'Very Soft' :s
Actually in Urdu, Zara means 'a little'. So..

I'm sure you feel zarathoft.
Taldaan
20-06-2005, 18:58
Hey, could you turn around and bend over while I work out how to get Taldaan into a pick-up line?

Best I could do. Anyone who can do better with my name gets a cookie.
Naryna
20-06-2005, 18:58
Carnivorous Lickers i'm afraid to even start with your name..... :p
Sdaeriji
20-06-2005, 19:00
Okay then. Sdaeriji:

Some
Days
All
Everyone
Requires
Is
Juicy
Intercourse

Yeah, you win. 25 points for The Noble Men.
Pencil 17
20-06-2005, 19:00
I would assume my name would be easy...
Roshni
20-06-2005, 19:02
I would assume my name would be easy...
Yeah, you're up there with Carnivorous Lickers and UpwardThrust.
Mahria
20-06-2005, 19:05
Hey, could you turn around and bend over while I work out how to get Taldaan into a pick-up line?

Best I could do. Anyone who can do better with my name gets a cookie.

Hey, I've got a "massive (environmentally) stunning nation..."
Pencil 17
20-06-2005, 19:07
I would assume my name would be easy...

Here come the penis jokes....
The Noble Men
20-06-2005, 19:09
Yeah, you win. 25 points for The Noble Men.

Why, thank you.
The Noble Men
20-06-2005, 19:14
I'm not even going to mention the obvious "pimp" subheading.
Pelican Pond
20-06-2005, 19:14
nice shoes, want to fuck?
I have actually tried this.
Said with a straight face will get you slapped.
Said jokingly will get a laugh and show that you're crazy and you completely don't care what she thinks.
Carnivorous Lickers
20-06-2005, 19:16
Carnivorous Lickers i'm afraid to even start with your name..... :p


dont be afraid. just let it roll off your tongue...
Roshni
20-06-2005, 19:18
dont be afraid. just let it roll off your tongue...
Hah :D
Tomzilla
20-06-2005, 19:23
Hey babe, let's be like Tomzilla and heat this place up.

Sorry, not really good. I tried.
Opressive pacifists
20-06-2005, 19:24
i need to get out more often...
Opressive pacifists
20-06-2005, 19:26
"iZaterack or what!...
...
*pokes*
Are they natural?
Lascivious Optimus
20-06-2005, 19:37
You know the sex was good when it's this hot in the Shaed.
Cannot think of a name
20-06-2005, 20:03
What's in a name, baby?

I'll make you forget your name...

Ah...well, I guess it shouldn't be a suprise that I cannot think of a pick up line...
Lascivious Optimus
20-06-2005, 20:11
Im gonna slide my Lascivious Maximus right into your... say, is that an indian nickle? *bends over*
Cannot think of a name
20-06-2005, 20:16
Hey babe, let's be like Tomzilla and heat this place up.

Sorry, not really good. I tried.
It doesn't take a pair of singin' twins to awake Tom'zilla'...but it helps...


Yeah, thats Mothra but I went with it anyway...
Taledonia
20-06-2005, 20:21
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Moozimoo
20-06-2005, 20:25
"The best way to a girl's heart is through her parents. Sleep with them, and you're in!"

We have much to learn from Zapp Brannigan
El Caudillo
20-06-2005, 20:25
You'll wonder I'm called Bodies Without Organs.
El Caudillo
20-06-2005, 20:27
Wanna catch my Frisbeteeria?
Colodia
20-06-2005, 20:32
*must remember "It's getting Colodia in here, wanna snuggle*
Colodia
20-06-2005, 20:34
What's in a name, baby?

I'll make you forget your name...

Ah...well, I guess it shouldn't be a suprise that I cannot think of a pick up line...
When Webster saw your beauty, he could not, cannot, think of a name.
Cannot think of a name
20-06-2005, 20:49
"The best way to a girl's heart is through her parents. Sleep with them, and you're in!"

We have much to learn from Zapp Brannigan
It's the Graduate method...

When Webster saw your beauty, he could not, cannot, think of a name.
Quality
Colodia
20-06-2005, 20:50
It's the Graduate method...

[qoute=Colodia]When Webster saw your beauty, he could not, cannot, think of a name.
Quality[/QUOTE]
You misspelled "quote" :)

I wanted to use the whole name so it was a tad awkward.
Cannot think of a name
20-06-2005, 20:52
Quality[/ QUOTE]
You misspelled "quote" :)

I wanted to use the whole name so it was a tad awkward.
You beat me to it. It took me a second to realize what the problem was. I just woke up...(ah the brief moment between getting the degree and getting the job where you sleep in on a weekday for perhaps the last time ever...)

EDIT:GAAAhHH quote markers...
Texan Hotrodders
20-06-2005, 21:22
Hey baby, wanna do a little collaboration tonight?
Lascivious Optimus
20-06-2005, 21:27
I dunno, wanna take a ride on my Texas Hotrodder?
The Noble Men
20-06-2005, 21:28
I dunno, wanna take a ride on my Texas Hotrodder?

You forgot to mention the indian nickel.

*Doesn't bend over*
DHomme
20-06-2005, 21:28
I Cannot Think Of A Pickup Line
Sanctaphrax
20-06-2005, 21:33
Hehe, cookie for one who can think of one on my name :S

(and on another note, Lasc, sign into MSN, now! :p)
Lascivious Optimus
20-06-2005, 21:34
You forgot to mention the indian nickel.

*Doesn't bend over*

Damn, what was I thinking? The Noble men have cum and rectalfied the situation again. Say, is that an indian nickle? *bends over*
DHomme
20-06-2005, 21:34
Let's fuck like drunk commies
Sarzonia
20-06-2005, 21:35
In the RP world, Sarzonia was put in the Axis of Love. I came up with a line for that: "Hey baby, I'm in the Axis of Love. Wanna join me?" You have to do a mean Barry White imitation to get the full effect of that line. :p
The Noble Men
20-06-2005, 21:35
Hehe, cookie for one who can think of one on my name :S

(and on another note, Lasc, sign into MSN, now! :p)

Santa Claus is gone, Sanctaphrax is here!

I too want to empty my sack.

Bad, but what you gonna do?
Colodia
20-06-2005, 21:35
Dhomme baby, you got my number.


Dhomme = call me
Sanctaphrax
20-06-2005, 21:36
In the RP world, Sarzonia was put in the Axis of Love. I came up with a line for that: "Hey baby, I'm in the Axis of Love. Wanna join me?" You have to do a mean Barry White imitation to get the full effect of that line. :p
Sarz! (you sign into MSN too!:p)
Sarzonia
20-06-2005, 21:38
Sarz! (you sign into MSN too!:p)I can't from work. Sorry. :(
UNIverseVERSE
20-06-2005, 21:40
30 points for my name
Super-power
20-06-2005, 21:41
LOL I've made some up for me, but what can *you* make up for Super-power?
Sanctaphrax
20-06-2005, 21:42
I can't from work. Sorry. :(
:(
I'm sulking now :(
*is inconsolable*
Colodia
20-06-2005, 21:45
30 points for my name
*stuttering* You comp-...complete my universe-...verse!


You make it too hard!
Colodia
20-06-2005, 21:45
LOL I've made some up for me, but what can *you* make up for Super-power?
In bed I'm a super-powered machine!
Cogitation
20-06-2005, 21:47
You people are stretching some of these jokes further than a varsity cheerleading squad. :p

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester
Colodia
20-06-2005, 21:49
You people are stretching some of these jokes further than a varsity cheerleading squad. :p

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
NationStates Self-Proclaime Court Jester
Your just sore because I needed to go to dictionary.com to figure out your name, and I still can't think of anything good! :D

EDIT: And hey, our varsity cheerleaders won some national first place title or something!
Texan Hotrodders
20-06-2005, 21:50
You people are stretching some of these jokes further than a varsity cheerleading squad. :p

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
NationStates Self-Proclaime Court Jester

Think about it for a moment, Cog. Surely you meant that they were stretching like the expert yoga instructor? :D
Druidville
20-06-2005, 21:50
Priceless...

How long can... Geez, can't finish that one. :D
The Noble Men
20-06-2005, 21:51
You people are stretching some of these jokes further than a varsity cheerleading squad. :p

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
NationStates Self-Proclaime Court Jester

Uh-oh...

WE NEED NEW JOKES!

LEST COG CLOSES THE THREAD!!

Erm...lets see... howsaboot...I Cannot Think of A Name for your beauty.
UNIverseVERSE
20-06-2005, 21:51
Cog, typo in your first message. Anyone else managed to get one for me?
Kryozerkia
20-06-2005, 21:52
Twenty five points to the first person who can use my nation name in a line. :D
Wanan touch my special sdaeiji? He'd like that... *wink*
Colodia
20-06-2005, 21:52
Cog, typo in your first message. Anyone else managed to get one for me?
Post 78

Now I'm just spamming.
The Fallen Fairies
20-06-2005, 21:53
Damnit! what would mine be??
Grand Teton
20-06-2005, 21:54
Someone, PLEASE rename this thread "Carry on Nationstates" :D
*enters into the spirit of things*
Can I see your Grand Teton(s)?
Kryozerkia
20-06-2005, 21:56
30 points for my name
You and I... let's sing verse, baby, sing verse! Oh yeah!
Kryozerkia
20-06-2005, 21:57
45 points and a cookie to anyone who can work miracles with: Kryozerkia
The Noble Men
20-06-2005, 21:58
Damnit! what would mine be??

The most beautiful of fairies fall over themselves to get your beauty(?!?)
Kryozerkia
20-06-2005, 22:01
The fallen fairies is the raincoat over the puddle for you, my dear.
Super-power
20-06-2005, 22:02
LOL I've made some up for me, but what can *you* make up for Super-power?
Colodia
20-06-2005, 22:02
45 points and a cookie to anyone who can work miracles with: Kryozerkia
I cry "Other Key!", which I need, because you've stolen the key to my heart and I want it back.



*gag*
Kryozerkia
20-06-2005, 22:04
I cry "Other Key!", which I need, because you've stolen the key to my heart and I want it back.



*gag*
Ok, you just get a cookie ;)
Colodia
20-06-2005, 22:05
Ok, you just get a cookie ;)
w00t!

*goes on a sugar high*
Grand Teton
20-06-2005, 22:18
'I'd like to invade your region' [/perviness]
Maineiacs
20-06-2005, 22:22
"Let's screw like Maineiacs" Ok. that sucked, can anyone think of a better one?
Cogitation
20-06-2005, 22:26
Your just sore because I needed to go to dictionary.com to figure out your name, and I still can't think of anything good! :D"A considerable portion of my cogitation is devoted to the subject of mating. Would you care to study the subject with me?"

So, I can't be jealous of anyone not being able to come up with something good for my name. Next excuse? :p

45 points and a cookie to anyone who can work miracles with: Kryozerkia"That's my friend, Kryozerkia. Would you mind talking to him? He'd like to get laid with you."

Simplicity works best, sometimes. :D

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester
Sarzonia
20-06-2005, 22:30
One night with her will make you Kry or Jerk you off.

That was lame.

And major points to someone who can do something clever with Sarzonia.
Mekonia
20-06-2005, 22:59
One night with her will make you Kry or Jerk you off.

That was lame.

And major points to someone who can do something clever with Sarzonia.

Apologies in advance!
Do you want my sar in your zonia?
Kryozerkia
21-06-2005, 01:15
One night with her will make you Kry or Jerk you off.

That was lame.

And major points to someone who can do something clever with Sarzonia.
I like! And yes Cog, yours is good too!

Sarzonia in your zonia, eh baby...
Mitterrand
21-06-2005, 01:17
hey baby, i'm the former president of france.

/father ted reference. (anyone?)
Tonissia
21-06-2005, 01:22
One night with her will make you Kry or Jerk you off.

That was lame.

And major points to someone who can do something clever with Sarzonia.


Wanna Sarzonia to my place tonight
That was kind of pathetic
Pure Metal
21-06-2005, 01:52
a big ol' cookie to the person who can come up with something for my name...
Jordaxia
21-06-2005, 02:00
I relax, invincible in my name for lack of references. -1 zillion points for anyone who upsets my ignorance.


Does reverse psychology work here? :D
Lord-General Drache
21-06-2005, 02:22
You people are stretching some of these jokes further than a varsity cheerleading squad. :p



I have to do this..

I'd like to stretch you like a Varsity Cheerleader.

Not the best, but hey.

Let's fuck like drunk commies

You mean everyone gets to share the wealth? Hehe.

45 points and a cookie to anyone who can work miracles with: Kryozerkia

Ever wanted to cum to Kryozerkia?

Weak, I know, but hey..worth a shot.

a big ol' cookie to the person who can come up with something for my name...

"Rock hard? Baby, I'm Pure Metal."

One night with her will make you Kry or Jerk you off.

That was lame.

And major points to someone who can do something clever with Sarzonia.

"Would you like to see Sarzonia?" (Sarz on ya)"
Ashmoria
21-06-2005, 02:31
once you go MOD you never go back.
Leonstein
21-06-2005, 04:32
.......
Assington
21-06-2005, 04:49
Let's see someone make a pick up line out of my name... :P
Mahria
21-06-2005, 04:49
Cog, typo in your first message. Anyone else managed to get one for me?

I tried to compose a verse about your beauty, but all the wide universe holds nothing comparable to it. (Hey, can't blame a guy for trying. Oddly enough, though, women do.)
Squornshelous
21-06-2005, 04:50
A plate of cookies to someone who comes up with something good for my name.
Tarlachia
21-06-2005, 04:54
LOL, Great to see you in this too Ass. Here we go...

"Baby, the cops are looking for you. It's time to bring your Ass-in-ton" (Ass-in-town)

I'm seriously wondering how my name would be used...
Lord-General Drache
21-06-2005, 04:54
A plate of cookies to someone who comes up with something good for my name.

What say you and I go back to my home, and try out my new Squornshelous? Freshly imported from the planet.
Squornshelous
21-06-2005, 04:56
What say you and I go back to my home, and try out my new Squornshelous? Freshly imported from the planet.

That's assuming the person has read THHGG series and knows that Squornshelous has matresses. But still, good effort.

*gives a cookie*
Tarlachia
21-06-2005, 04:56
And for UNIuniverseVERSE...

"Through Nirvana, I can show you the UNIuniverseVERSE!"
Lord-General Drache
21-06-2005, 04:58
That's assuming the person has read THHGG series and knows that Squornshelous has matresses. But still, good effort.

*gives a cookie*

All those who haven't will be purged when I take over the world, so that won't be a problem. *nods, and eats the cookie*
The Zoogie People
21-06-2005, 05:06
Damnit, someone come up with something for zoogie :D
Texpunditistan
21-06-2005, 05:41
Hey, baby. Come over here and I'll take you straight to Texpunditistan. It's a lot like Heaven except things are bigger there. ;)

(Yes, that's a blatant ripoff of the "everything's bigger in Texas" joke.)
Interesting Slums
21-06-2005, 05:59
I am in exams, and have no imagination so please forgive me for this :p


Come to my place, only my bed is protected from the Zoogie Man?

I wanna be the Lord-General Drache of your world Darlin'

Damn, that ass is Squornshelous

Hey, wanna come to my place and sing the UNIverseVERSE?

Girl, your so good, I could Mahria (marry ya)
Seangolia
21-06-2005, 06:12
Someone try my name. Good look. I don't have anything to give... except, perhaps some of :fluffle: if you're female(and breathing), or :sniper: if you're male(The rifle, not you being shot... unless it's bad).

Ah, what the hell, :fluffle: for anyone who who figures it out... and is breathing.
Lascivious Optimus
21-06-2005, 06:17
Yeah, Im going on vacation... to Seangolia... I hear the sex is great there this time of year.
Haloman
21-06-2005, 06:40
Yeah baby, you can rub your halo on my man any day...

Lame, I know :p
Lord-General Drache
21-06-2005, 06:50
I am in exams, and have no imagination so please forgive me for this :p


Come to my place, only my bed is protected from the Zoogie Man?

I wanna be the Lord-General Drache of your world Darlin'

Damn, that ass is Squornshelous

Hey, wanna come to my place and sing the UNIverseVERSE?

Girl, your so good, I could Mahria (marry ya)

lol! Didn't think anyone would be able to do one with mine. You win someone's soul.
Harlesburg
21-06-2005, 07:07
My name doesn't lend itself to that kind of thing too well, :p.

Anyone want to try it?
Mine is indeed worse.
Lord-General Drache
21-06-2005, 07:27
Mine is indeed worse.

Ever been to Germany? I'll give you a guided tour of Harlesburg.
Lashie
21-06-2005, 08:12
I have no imagination... well actually i just can't be bothered thinking, so does anyone want to come up with one for my name?

*looks around*

anyone at all?
Potaria
21-06-2005, 08:13
I have no imagination... well actually i just can't be bothered thinking, so does anyone want to come up with one for my name?

*looks around*

anyone at all?

I can't think of anything... Then again, I'm very tired.
Lascivious Optimus
21-06-2005, 08:28
I'm gonna Lashie you down and lick you all... hey... wait.. was I supposed to keep this PG-13? :p
Boodicka
21-06-2005, 08:48
If I yell "BOO, Dicka!" at it, maybe it'll stand up.
Lascivious Optimus
21-06-2005, 09:14
If I yell "BOO, Dicka!" at it, maybe it'll stand up.
I just about fell out of my damn chair laughing... thanks man!
Pure Metal
21-06-2005, 10:29
"Rock hard? Baby, I'm Pure Metal."

heh cool :cool:

*goes to try it out some*
Leperous monkeyballs
21-06-2005, 12:40
What? I'm supposed to come up with a pick-up line with MY name?!

Errr....



"Get 'em now before they fall off!!!"



Somehow I don't think I'll have much luck with that.... lol.
Boodicka
21-06-2005, 12:47
I just about fell out of my damn chair laughing... thanks man!
Or woman. I assure you, if I was a man, I wouldn't have to yell anything at it. ;)
Lascivious Optimus
21-06-2005, 12:53
Or woman. I assure you, if I was a man, I wouldn't have to yell anything at it. ;)
Haha! I duppose that is true! :p
The Kraven Corporation
21-06-2005, 13:01
Hey Baby... Ive had a Kraven for you all day.... :rolleyes:
Czardas
21-06-2005, 13:52
Mine is indeed worse.Well, there are a few that could lend themselves to that kind of thing even worse than the two of us.

I'm still wondering how someone could use 'Unfree People' or 'CthulhuFtaghn' (sp) or FC's full name (which I won't endeavor to spell at this time) in a pick-up line, apart from Coggy's simplism. ;)
Harlesburg
21-06-2005, 19:22
Ever been to Germany? I'll give you a guided tour of Harlesburg.
Thats lamer than a Al Gore John Kerry Presidential race!

Well, there are a few that could lend themselves to that kind of thing even worse than the two of us.

I'm still wondering how someone could use 'Unfree People' or 'CthulhuFtaghn' (sp) or FC's full name (which I won't endeavor to spell at this time) in a pick-up line, apart from Coggy's simplism. ;)
Yes we are indeed maters of Annoyance! :D
Yes penguins
21-06-2005, 19:38
heh, mine could be more of an... orgasm (yes.. yes! YES! YESSS!!! PENGUINSOMG) but itd be a new thing for me to be around a girl orgasming. (me = female)
Harlesburg
22-06-2005, 06:34
heh, mine could be more of an... orgasm (yes.. yes! YES! YESSS!!! PENGUINSOMG) but itd be a new thing for me to be around a girl orgasming. (me = female)
please quit lieing
Lord-General Drache
22-06-2005, 06:47
Thats lamer than a Al Gore John Kerry Presidential race!


Yes we are indeed maters of Annoyance! :D

I know, I know..it was horrible. But, c'mon, (wo)man/thing, what can you say with that one?

heh cool :cool:

*goes to try it out some*

lol, lemme know how it works. My fiancee seemed to like it. w00t.