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Hey all, i'm gonna need your help again.... see i'm going on a biology field trip tommorrow and we're camping overnight. Now there are two teachers with us and one of them's spot on. The other one is an absolute mong. So basically i need ideas for pranks we can do that can be acheived with ten or less people and during one night with little preparation. So far we've only come up with cellophaning her tent shut.

Hey all, i'm gonna need your help again.... see i'm going on a biology field trip tommorrow and we're camping overnight. Now there are two teachers with us and one of them's spot on. The other one is an absolute mong. So basically i need ideas for pranks we can do that can be acheived with ten or less people and during one night with little preparation. So far we've only come up with cellophaning her tent shut.


Throw a 12 gauge shell into the fire, or set her tent aflame.

You need only purchase a rubber snake.

Thrown in the tent along with the scream, "SNAKE!" should do it.

Throw a 12 gauge shell into the fire, or set her tent aflame.

I'd rather not get arrested thanks....

Drag the tent to someone else's campground. Surprises for everyone!

(while they're in it of course)

You need only purchase a rubber snake.

Thrown in the tent along with the scream, "SNAKE!" should do it. You'd need another prank as well, for long lasting fun™.

Most tents you can just lift away with 3 or 4 people. Unless it has an attached inner in which case all you can do is collapse it.

Best prank was when we shifted a leaders tent to the other end of the field and watched them wake up under the sky. And best of all it was Scout Camp so they didn't even bother to get pissed about it.

Hmm, I can think of several but the whole "I don't want to get arrested" really stops most of them.

Um. Um. Um. Try to hide in the bush and when they wake up scare the bejebus out of them. ALl you need is a indian suit and nevermind. Um. Put out the fire while they are asleep?

There's the ever-popular "open the front flap and pee into the tent in the middle of the night" trick

there's the classics...
1) Hand in warm water

2) shaving cream/paint on hand and tickle nose

3) Small pebbles at the bottom of their sleeping bag

4) take her on a snipe hunt... my personal favorite.

5) TP their Tent.

There's the ever-popular "open the front flap and pee into the tent in the middle of the night" trick

or if you camp in bear country or wolf country, open the flap and throw in some hamburger meat.

Throw a 12 gauge shell into the fire, or set her tent aflame.

12ga shells are useless, man. The plastic casing melts before the powder ignites. No container, no pressure, no explosion. Now a can of Pork-n-Beans is another matter. KABLAM!!!! It's like a nuke! The sound is tremendous, beans fly all over the place. People get up and start running around screaming, feeling the beans dripping off of their faces thinking it is blood and eyeballs. Oh, man... it's great! Have a camcorder ready.

Snipe hunt?

or if you camp in bear country or wolf country, open the flap and throw in some hamburger meat.

Candy bars work better.

If you are really good, toothpaste on a persons eyebrows is inconvenient.

Having someone sing 'wake up it's a beautiful morning' very loudly at 4 AM is also quite good. Forewarn your friends well though.

If you are really good, toothpaste on a persons eyebrows is inconvenient.

So is superglue.

If you have a two-part epoxy, you can glue their boots to a convenient stump.

So is superglue.

If you have a two-part epoxy, you can glue their boots to a convenient stump.

Cruel, but good. I'll take some greenstuff camping next time.

Airhorns.

Ask some local crackers to come into camp and terrorize her Deliverance style.

Airhorns.

A little unsubtle really (OK so was the singing but...). The best tricks are ones they take time to figure out. The realisation you should not be seeing the sky when you wake up can take a few seconds which is half the fun :cool:

If you have any disreputable looking friends in the area have them come and camp nearby (as in a few yards) and then claim they are looking at you wierd and you're getting worried. We had that for real and we woke a leader in the middle of the night to deal with it. Hilarious afterwards.

Ask some local crackers to come into camp and terrorize her Deliverance style.

Any of you guys live in Northumberland? Beadnell bay it's called... :D

You could do the simple, pull tent pegs out, tent collapses prank.

put a load of crickets or mosquitoes in their tents at night, you can buy them from pet shops.
and let the NS community know if anything happens

Too bad you're not in the army.

Wait until they are snoring hard, then put the muzzle of an M249 inside the tent flap, and cut loose with a 200-rd burst (using blanks).

Any of you guys live in Northumberland? Beadnell bay it's called... :D
Get a megaphone, and someone with an official sounding voice, and give everyone the 4 minute warning or something. Teachers should remember 'Protect and survive', and I'd like to see them try and hide under the stairs :D

Airhorns are always good, or you could get some scary masks and hoodies, and have half of you chase the other half around with knives and screaming.

If you are travelling from Newcastle, may I recommend Magic Box for masks/airhorns etc.

Errrm. Pranks on a shoestring... Gaffer tape is traditional.

Edit: Remember, we want pictures :p

technically i am in the army (reserves) but it's a non-army trip and i don't have any guns at my disposal.... good idea though!

I remember being at a summer camp where some of the counselors played a joke on the campers and told them that there had been a nuclear war...

well, it wasn't funny to some of the campers...

put a load of crickets or mosquitoes in their tents at night, you can buy them from pet shops.
and let the NS community know if anything happensWith a bit of trivia, Mosquitoes love Potassium enriched blood. so have your victims eat alot of bananas...

Freaky thing, waking up and seeing your tent partner covered in mosquito bites while you have only three...

take a sh*t in someones tent, that will start a converasion or something.

Taking a shit in her tent is just nasty, but the other ideas have been good! Keep them coming we need some more!

Is it me or are peeps here obsessed with using the tent as a toilet? As thats abit OTT.

remove the pegs and turn the outer tent 180 degrees..... :D

What my Scout troop did once was convince this guy who had been a complete twat all camp, to test the ariel runway we had just built. So we tied him up as if ready to let him go but instead we just left him there hanging. Then a few minuites later we completely soaked him with water and left him over night. ;) lol.

Taking a shit in her tent is just nasty, but the other ideas have been good! Keep them coming we need some more!
Question... Tents or Cabins.

remove the pegs and turn the outer tent 180 degrees..... :D

That's great! Just have to hope that the inside tent isn't attached to the outer tent in a very hardcore way...

if the top and bottom are connected, use wire ties to tie the zippers together :D

I've always liked the effect of layering bologna slices over the sleeping camper, then slipping a stray dog into the tent, zipping, and collapsing the poles.

We've balanced a metal trash can lid on someone's chest, then lit the large firecracker buried in a mound of confetti in the middle of the lid. Dangerous, because you could put someone's eye out.

Sound sleeper asleep on a folding chaise lounger? Carefully rig it as an emergency stretcher (well balanced rope rig required) then hoist him into the handy 150' oak tree.

Taking someone's ground cover / rain sheet and staking the edges to turn it into a rain collector. Remove the rain fly before the nightly shower to turn their cozy tent into a cozy bathtub.

Tossing in a drunk naked person is always fun. Helps if your target is also drunk.

Padlocking the zippers, replacing the tent stakes with pink flamingos, running up the confederate flag on your strongly anti-racist target's ridgepole ... a bit of imagination makes it all easy.

If you're in a tent, sabotage it in one million different ways.

One method is to slip some speakers under the canvas or into the tent and play "Ride of the Valkries". Scary.

If you're in a cabin, try this old trick:

First take a bottle of ice cold water with a cork in.

Slip it in the victims' bed, between the legs.

The victim will pull it out in annoyance.

The next night, put the bottle back in, but with the cork tied to the bedpost.

The victim will pull the bottle, and thus pull out the cork.

Water, water everywhere.

In either setting (tent or cabin), another trick can be summed up in one word: Alcohol...

Enjoy.

<SNIP>

And this coming from one of the most responsible Mods ever?!?

Fris, I love you even more.

Or you could pay a hooker $50 to slip into an elder campers tent and proceed to give him a solid workover... take pictures... send them to his wife months later... hilarity ensues. :)

heres a new one...
slip into the tent, pick up one end of the cot, shine 2 flashlights in her eyes, yell TRUCK, and drop her. Turn off lights and run

If you're in a tent, sabotage it in one million different ways.

One method is to slip some speakers under the canvas or into the tent and play "Ride of the Valkries". Scary.

Sounds like a really good idea... also Frisbeeteria i imagine it would be hard to get the flamingos to stand still...

Sounds like a really good idea... also Frisbeeteria i imagine it would be hard to get the flamingos to stand still...

nail their feet down. Dead easy.

Whoever mentioned a snipe hunt, what's that? Does it involve the traditional shotgun?

You could always live trap, and then release within the tent, one of these (http://www.ohiohistorycentral.org/ohc/nature/animals/mammals/images/badger.jpg) friendly little critters... once again, hilarity ensues. :)

rub poison ivy all over the tent flap (where they grab it to open it) or take all of their cloths and through them in a near by lake or river.

You could always live trap, and then release within the tent, one of these (http://www.ohiohistorycentral.org/ohc/nature/animals/mammals/images/badger.jpg) friendly little critters... once again, hilarity ensues. :)

dude that would just suck ass if you put one of those in, they would tear up your organs while doing no harm to your shirt.

put a fake bear in front of the tent so that when they open the tent there is a mean bear in there face.

Take a metal pipe.

Slide it in, till it make contact with the anus.

At that point, say "don't do anything you aint told to".

Lead the victim outside, with your 3 oversized companions holding fake firearms. Which the victim will think is real in the cold of night.

Take them to a tree.

Point the pipe at their neck.

Run away, quickly and quietly.

Or perhaps one of these (http://store.rabbitvalley.org/image_cache/22436.jpg) (the real one, from Quest for the Holy Grail of course)... I'm quite certain no one would have remembered to bring their holy hand grenades. I say again, hilarity ensues. :)

Make a sound of a air raid warning thing and say that were being invaded! :sniper: :mp5:

Remote controlled zepplins.

That's all I'm saying... :D

Take a metal pipe.

Slide it in, till it make contact with the anus.
Ingenious - though I'd wager it to have more of an 'impact' if the probe were to be slightly lubed, and the victims pants pulled off...

Make a sound of a air raid warning thing and say that were being invaded! :sniper: :mp5:

I like that one.

Ingenious - though I'd wager it to have more of an 'impact' if the probe were to be slightly lubed, and the victims pants pulled off...

Erm...no.

Sodomy can be done at home.

Ingenious - though I'd wager it to have more of an 'impact' if the probe were to be slightly lubed, and the victims pants pulled off...

I think a warm plastic.rubber stick with a little moist stuff on could have an incredible effect :D Sick and wrong I know but a heck of a freak-out.

Erm...no.

Sodomy can be done at home.
Why keep it at home? Dont you want to share a good thing? Besides, you could always aim this sort of stunt at those less likely to have experienced the joy of a good butt probe on their own - let them eat cake!

Why keep it at home? Dont you want to share a good thing? Besides, you could always aim this sort of stunt at those less likely to have experienced the joy of a good butt probe on their own - let them eat cake!

I don't know whether I love you or hate you.

Probably both.

I don't know whether I love you or hate you.

Probably both.
Most people cant decide after their first experience, I suggest trying it a few times to get used to it... say, is that an indian nickle? *bends over*

Most people cant decide after their first experience, I suggest trying it a few times to get used to it... say, is that an indian nickle? *bends over*

*Kicks LOs' arse. Many times*

cool, I like it rough! ;)

cool, I like it rough! ;)

*Stops the repetitive arse beatings*

nail their feet down. Dead easy.

Whoever mentioned a snipe hunt, what's that? Does it involve the traditional shotgun?Aww man... another one that's never been on a Snipe hunt... those things are fun... better still if you manage to catch those pesky critters.


and no, shotguns are not involved... just a flashlight... and a net.

cool, I like it rough! ;)
*twitches*
never again...

When the person is all chill an relaxed by the campfire, toss in a disposable (plastic) lighter. Watch their eyes bug out as a miniature mushroom cloud and loud bang eminate from the fire.

This trick works wonders @ shared campgrounds, where you're neighbours are making an ungodly racket with their Christian sing-alongs.

another prank (best used in a cabin with bunk beds) is to hide water balloons under the mattress so that when they get into bed, they burst.

Chuck a whole bunch of little stones into the fire. A few hours later, they all explode. We sorta did this accidentally once - we had to shelter behind benches and other things.

Well, back when I was in cub-scouts - all of the pack leaders (in most cases our fathers) would send us off to bed and then commence on over to the mess hall where they would proceed to consume massive quantities of alcohol. On one memorable outing, about twenty of us broke into the mess hall and stole every last flat of beer... they sent us to bed, we recovered the merchandise and stole off towards our little hideaway. We got drunker than hell wouldn't have us, the adults were pissed (but not in the drunk way they wanted to be) but we couldn't catch much hell because the following day was the day we all packed up to go home... can you imagine the father's trying to explain how little kids managed to get their hands on mass quantities of beer that was never supposed to have been there in the first place?

I think the sickness that ran through the youger portion of we cub-scouts was later blamed on food poisoning to wary mothers. What a great trip indeed! Of course, now Im old enough not to care about stealing booze... but depending on your age that might be a great prank to pull off.

So yeah, another good prank, steal the booze and get pissed. Always good for a laugh or ten.

If you have access to a reel of sturdy wire (like Army commo wire), when they're asleep, string it at ankle height all around the trees around the tent, and crossing the trails in several directions.

Then yell, "THERE'S A BEAR! RUN!" with a lot of random screaming.

Hopefully, the person exits the tent at high speed, and proceeds to go flat on their face every few frantic steps.

There's not too many bears in the north of england, and we're old enough that a piss-up is planned into the trip anyway so some of these don't work, but the majority are pretty funny.

There's not too many bears in the north of england, and we're old enough that a piss-up is planned into the trip anyway so some of these don't work, but the majority are pretty funny.

Then again, the mind is pretty nucked up at 4 AM.

Use that to your advantage...

One word. NETTLES!!!

Laxative in their brew (just remember not to drink any of it, I forgot :rolleyes: )

if tent partners are not selected, pull the most homophobic one on the side and ask..

"If you were to wake up with a sore Asshole and vasiline smeared all over your ass... would you tell anyone?"

while he looks like he's thinking it over, then ask, "Btw... you wanna share tents?"

Heh, pretty funny, but i'm trying to get pranks against my teacher cause she's a total mong...

Why couldnt you use that last one on your teacher? That just adds to the fun! :p

Why couldnt you use that last one on your teacher? That just adds to the fun! :p

She's a middle aged woman and i'm a guy.... besides, the mental image is just bad... i think i need to go bleach my brain now....

This can be a bit fun but it takes some planing and extra luggage if planned during camping: http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/scarewife.html

A tad expensive otherwise i definitely would!

I just realized... It's a BIOLOGY Camping trip right?

so go buy some Fake Hearts and guts...

then there are the Skeletons...

and you know there are lots of sleeping bags... and cooking pots filled with foods... (finger foods?)

Just tie her down and all of you boys can have a bukkake party on her head. That'll knock her down a couple of pegs! :gundge:

Alien Costumes.

Abduct that bitch!

Shit in her backpack.

step 1: get a friend to lie on their back topless on a tree stump.

step 2: have someone in a hoodie and mask hold a knife over them

step 3: get them to pour ketchup over the person, the person lies still

step 4: have others in hoodies and masks chanting/ hummig loudly

candle light also helps, but is not essential.