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Inspired by a thread a few months back, I have added this thread. The rules are simple. Write a sentence, story or phrase that ends in the words "And then they ate each other." Here's an example.

Blair has gone to meet with the EU to discuss the Tax rebate. After careful discussion, they failed to reach an agreement, and then they ate each other.

Ok, now lets see your skills go to work! Mush!

Heh. If this was a Lunatic Goofballs thread, you'd all be over here giving his goofballs a good servicing now. You're so predictable. :D

a couple were having sex and the parents came in and they ate each other up


oh oh yeah yeah sex great story :fluffle: i need sex and i need a girlfriend

a couple were having sex and the parents came in and they ate each other up

oh oh yeah yeah sex great story :fluffle: i need sex and i need a girlfriend

:rolleyes: Just surf some porno. That'll cheer you up. :D

Oprah Winfrey and Rosie O'Donnel were in the Caf'e line at the local network after viewing the lines of Mush they decide on something more appetising...and then they ate each other.

Heh. If this was a Lunatic Goofballs thread, you'd all be over here giving his goofballs a good servicing now. You're so predictable. :D
thats not fair ive been busy elsewhere...
I thought you retired "Moleland"!?

i dont think so im in a movie on one of those sites i dont wana watch me self ok . ok then are any of u p[eople gals

thats not fair ive been busy elsewhere...
I thought you retired "Moleland"!?

Nah this is the real TIN. I've just got today free, and the college is still open, so I decided a little NS'ing was in order.

i dont think so im in a movie on one of those sites i dont wana watch me self ok . ok then are any of u p[eople gals

Perhaps you belong on a chat site. This is a forum for political discussion.

Perhaps you belong on a chat site. This is a forum for political discussion.

and then they ate each other!! =P

Nah this is the real TIN. I've just got today free, and the college is still open, so I decided a little NS'ing was in order.
That sounds like a thing "Moleland" would say.....

Ellen Degeneris and Porti Derossa were playing at the beach and after some general frolicing decided to change out of their sand riddled clothes...and then they ate each other.

That sounds like a thing "Moleland" would say.....

Oh really? Would Moleland spell everything correctly, with decent puntuation and total randomness in every post?

Probably, but the point is, that I am indeed the TIN man.

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/7937/magicaltin2gk.jpg
The TIN Man sez they ate each other!

The tiger met another tiger in the jungle. They quarrelled about one tiger snatching the other tiger's wife, and then they ate each other.

P.S.: turns out that it was a plot planned by the wife because she hates her husband and her lover.

President Bush went to address Congress, Asking for more money to spend on Iraq. And then they ate each other.

As I glanced as this thread I thought to myself, this could turn pornographic real quick.

The mods are gonna be keeping an eye on this thread. And then they ate eachother. :D

Heh. If this was a Lunatic Goofballs thread, you'd all be over here giving his goofballs a good servicing now. You're so predictable. :D

They need constant attention. :D

There were two neighbors, Bob and Timothy. Bob was an insurance salesman, from Topeka, Kansas. Timmy was a tornado. They were the best of friends, because after Timmy would cause chaos and destruction - "Tornado Timmy is comming, flee!" - and Bob would sell people insurance afterwards.

It was a great partnership until one day, when Bob was over at Timmy's for a breakfast paperwork meeting, he was accidently sucked up by the force of Timmy's wind and was killed. Timmy was saddened, but not for long, as Bob's papers messed up with his airflow and caused him to stop.

They ate each other.

They need constant attention. :D

I'm sure. Can I interest you in some Cillit Bang? It's a special cleaner-wipes off grease and all kinds of dirt. Great for keeping your Goofballs in shape.

Oh really? Would Moleland spell everything correctly, with decent puntuation and total randomness in every post?

Probably, but the point is, that I am indeed the TIN man.

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/7937/magicaltin2gk.jpg
The TIN Man sez they ate each other!
Actually Moleland would not good sir!

Moleland and The Imperial Navy were having an Epic battle for the Fair Maiden TInk's hand and then they ate each other.

Moleland and The Imperial Navy were having an Epic battle for the Fair Maiden TInk's hand and then they ate each other.

Nah that'd never happen. We all know that Tink and Pure Metal are the major couple. As for me, I'm playing with Giant robots! Chicks dig giant robots!

They need constant attention. :D
All the worlds indigenous peoples were having a conference on how bad the white man was... and then they ate each other! :D

I'm sure. Can I interest you in some Cillit Bang? It's a special cleaner-wipes off grease and all kinds of dirt. Great for keeping your Goofballs in shape.

Sounds useful. They take a lot of abuse. :(

Nah that'd never happen. We all know that Tink and Pure Metal are the major couple. As for me, I'm playing with Giant robots! Chicks dig giant robots!
Well theyve been Married for 15 weeks or so and he hasnt given her an anniversary gift.....

Sounds useful. They take a lot of abuse. :(

Well it saves your wife a lot of cleaning time. I'll send some to you. Also i'll throw in some Forehead polish-leaves it gleaming. :D

Also i'll throw in some Forehead polish-leaves it gleaming. :D

Doesn't sound like a good idea. Suppose I'm sneaking up on someone to pounce and/or depants him or her. The reflection could give me away.

Doesn't sound like a good idea. Suppose I'm sneaking up on someone to pounce and/or depants him or her. The reflection could give me away.

True. And on the beach people would get annoyed with the sun reflecting in their faces. I'll still send it though. Could be great for parties.

Two cannibals passed their friend on the road and then they ate each other.

See Dick.
See Dick chop up his school mates.
Chop Dick, chop!

See Jane.
See Jane shoot her parents.
Shoot, Jane, shoot!

Dick and Jane see each other.
See Dick and Jane fight.
And then they ate each other.

Hillary's aides noticed that Bill seemed to grow even more reckless after his memoir MY LIFE became a big bestseller. Thanks to his record-shattering $12 million book advance plus another $10 million in speaking fees, he was rolling in money -- and hubris. Throwing caution to the wind, he started a torrid affair with a stunning divorcee in her early forties, who lived near the Clintons in Chappaqua. There was nothing discreet about the way he conducted this illicit relationship; he often spent the night at his lover's home, while his Secret Service agents waited in a car parked at the end of her driveway.

It's one thing to go out to California with his wild buddies and stuff there,' said someone with intimate knowledge of the former president's philandering. 'But being indiscreet with a woman in Chappaqua steps over the line. That's the place Hillary calls home.'

Hillary later confronted Bill at their Chappaqua home, and then they ate each other.

Nah that'd never happen. We all know that Tink and Pure Metal are the major couple. As for me, I'm playing with Giant robots! Chicks dig giant robots!Hey, no-one said it had to be realistic, said Czardas to The Imperial Navy...and then they ate each other ;)

At that moment Senator Kerry nominated John Smith to the position of Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, and then they ate each other.

Once upon a time they ate each other. [/Peanuts misquote]