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Happy father's day...

Leperous monkeyballs
19-06-2005, 13:32
... to the rest of the Dad's here (and, I guess, only to those residing in countries who celebrate this day today).

Sure, your kids can drive you so fucking nuts sometimes that you think to yourself 'why didn't she just blow me instead that night?', but damn the good times sure make up for it don't they?

So, enjoy the day dedicated just to you. Wear the crappy tie, frame the poorly drawn art, eat the inedible breakfast, and take all the damn hugs and kisses that you can get. Because, even if they do a lousy fucking job of showing it sometimes, the kids do love you as much as you love them. And don't forget that sometimes your moody ass drives them as fucking nuts as they do to you.

And besides - they'll be the ones picking out your retirement home when the Alzheimers sets in, so you might be advised to remember that payback can be a bitch...... while you still CAN remember.

:D
Liskeinland
19-06-2005, 13:37
Wha'?

It's fathers' day? Oohshit!

I'm so glad I never intend to be a father! I mean, mine has to put up with me…
Leperous monkeyballs
19-06-2005, 13:47
Well, you best be getting down to Crappy Ties 'R Us and make your yearly token offering to the old grump then hadn't you!
Markreich
19-06-2005, 13:55
Wha'?

It's fathers' day? Oohshit!

I'm so glad I never intend to be a father! I mean, mine has to put up with me…

Intention isn't necessarily the point...
Leperous monkeyballs
19-06-2005, 13:59
Yep. 'cause I'm betting he intend to get laid at some point!



And hell, even vasectomies ain't foolproof.
Liskeinland
19-06-2005, 14:05
Yep. 'cause I'm betting he intend to get laid at some point! Maybe not.
Markreich
19-06-2005, 14:05
Anyone seen on the news the couple with fourteen children, with #15 on the way?!?
:eek:
Sosato
19-06-2005, 14:07
Yep. 'cause I'm betting he intend to get laid at some point!



And hell, even vasectomies ain't foolproof.
But homosexuality is.
It's almost worth all the pain of growing up gay to never have to worry about accidentally getting some girl pregnant.
Is it father's day in Australia? Fuck, hope not. It's my friend's birthday and I just blew all my money on presents for her, I have nothing left for father's day.
Leperous monkeyballs
19-06-2005, 14:20
But homosexuality is.

lol - point taken.
Hyperslackovicznia
19-06-2005, 14:51
But homosexuality is.
It's almost worth all the pain of growing up gay to never have to worry about accidentally getting some girl pregnant.
Is it father's day in Australia? Fuck, hope not. It's my friend's birthday and I just blew all my money on presents for her, I have nothing left for father's day.


I just send my dad a card and call him. My dad ROCKS!

My husband and I aren't having children either. We found we can barely handle our two cats. If you're going to have kids, start with goldfish, and work your way up the evolutionary scale. ;)

Happy Fathers Day to all fathers! :)
General Mike
19-06-2005, 14:58
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Leperous monkeyballs
19-06-2005, 15:54
I just send my dad a card and call him. My dad ROCKS!

My husband and I aren't having children either. We found we can barely handle our two cats. If you're going to have kids, start with goldfish, and work your way up the evolutionary scale. ;)

Happy Fathers Day to all fathers! :)


Now that you mention it.... goldfish WOULD have been easier.... lol.