NationStates Jolt Archive


Who would win?

Leliopolis
17-06-2005, 22:39
Everyone is going on and on about how Hilary Clinton may or may not run for president, so heres the question: if Laura Bush ran for republican and Clinton for the democrats, who would win and why.



lalalallalalalala aahhh!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Greenlander
17-06-2005, 22:48
I bet Laura could take her in a cat fight...
Underemployed Pirates
18-06-2005, 02:36
I like Laura (sounds like a bumber sticker); I can't stand Hillary.

Hillary would trounce Laura in a political election.
Heft
18-06-2005, 02:38
You spelled Hillary wrong. ;)
Bottle
18-06-2005, 02:40
Everyone is going on and on about how Hilary Clinton may or may not run for president, so heres the question: if Laura Bush ran for republican and Clinton for the democrats, who would win and why.



lalalallalalalala aahhh!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I wouldn't vote for either, but I think Clinton would win if they were to each run in 2008.
Vetalia
18-06-2005, 02:43
I wouldn't vote for either, but I think Clinton would win if they were to each run in 2008.

I would say that Hillary loses in 08 due to the large number of people who don't like her. Laura is generally moderate which would help her. If Bill were to run with Hillary things would likely be different, but as it stands Laura wins.
Bensvilllle
18-06-2005, 02:45
Is Hillary actually going to run?
Underemployed Pirates
18-06-2005, 02:58
OK, what about this contest in '08:

Laura Bush for Pres, Barbara Bush for V-P
vs
Hillary Clinton for Pres, Barbra Streisand for V-P
Vetalia
18-06-2005, 03:05
OK, what about this contest in '08:

Laura Bush for Pres, Barbara Bush for V-P
vs
Hillary Clinton for Pres, Barbra Streisand for V-P

That would be a slaughter. Sreisand is so far to the (American) left that she would be buried almost everywhere except her home state. She would be Mondaled.
The Lightning Star
18-06-2005, 03:05
OK, what about this contest in '08:

Laura Bush for Pres, Barbara Bush for V-P
vs
Hillary Clinton for Pres, Barbra Streisand for V-P

BARBRA STREISAND?!?!?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Robot ninja pirates
18-06-2005, 03:14
People would not vote in protest, a third party would win.

Actually I think Hillary would take it, people don't like her, but Laura would be laughed at, she's not a polician.
Underemployed Pirates
18-06-2005, 03:14
But it would be a wild ride, wouldn't it?
Leonstein
18-06-2005, 04:03
BARBRA STREISAND?!?!?!
Now I wasn't keeping up with the celeb world...what's wrong with Streisand again?
Other than that her nose looks funny?
Disraeliland
18-06-2005, 05:52
Barbra Streisand has sent a blistering 22-page memo to British Conservative leader William Hague accusing him of "infecting thousands or however many cows with bovine spongiform encephalopathy in order to make my friend Tony Blair -- I could squeeze him -- look like a schmuck." The star of "What's Up Pussycat?" and other films writes she was "sick and tired" of seeing piles of dead cows being burned, and charged that the recent epidemic of BSE was "Tory revenge for Tony's courageous ban on fox hunting."

Barbra Streisand has sent a withering 28-page memo to NASA accusing the space agency of "dragging feet." "Why haven't we landed on Mars yet?" writes the star of "Yentl" and other films. "Is this 2001, or 1901? Is there a problem?" Ms. Streisand says that if "Bill Clinton -- such strength, such charisma, don't get me started -- were still in charge, we'd be on Pluto by now."

Barbra Streisand has sent a fulminating 35-page memo to the National Institutes of Health demanding to know "why you haven't cured AIDS yet." The star of "The Way We Were" writes that she has "had it up to here" -- she does not indicate which body part -- "with excuses, excuses, excuses" and says that if the disease is not eradicated by June "at the latest," that "you'll be hearing from my close personal friend David Geffen."

Barbra Streisand has sent a livid 55-page memo to the Commerce Department complaining that the upholstery in her "brand new" Mercedes "smells funny." "I paid good money for this car," she writes. "Don't you inspect them after they arrive here from Germany? When Bill Clinton was president they didn't let in cars that smelled." She concludes the memo saying, "And why are we trading with Germany anyway? Haven't you seen 'Saving Private Ryan'? Are you anti-Semitic?"

Streisand is madder than Mad Jack McMad, winner of last year's Mr. Madman Competition.
Potaria
18-06-2005, 06:01
Streisand is madder than Mad Jack McMad, winner of last year's Mr. Madman Competition.

Seems like it.
The Downmarching Void
18-06-2005, 07:06
If either of them won, I'd know our southern neighbours had truly lost plot. Oh well, at least neither of them smoke cigars (I bloody well hope so anyway)
Commie Catholics
18-06-2005, 07:08
Michael Moore's Ficus would beat both of them.
Potaria
18-06-2005, 07:08
Michael Moore's Ficus would beat both of them.

*IDEA*

Monroe Ficus for President!!!