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Video Game Rituals

Ethitopia 20x6
17-06-2005, 04:15
Do you Have any, well. First I Chugg Like One of those big bottles of Mountain Dew.. I always Do that After I beat a Good Game :D :) ;) :( :mad: :headbang: :eek: ... Then I drink a red colourd Pop So It looks like blood.. Take off my shirt Do a dance(In the santity of my room) And Do the yoshi Solute YAHOO!And I get all hyped up and Well Learning From Past mistakes I've decided to Work Out,(instead of run around like a ****ing moron. Then I Usually Play Music WAAAAY to loud And hope the cops don't come.
I've only done this for The ending of Ocarina, WInd waker, GoldenEye (origional) Metroids Fusion-Prime And Yoshi's Island(debut) I've Had mini Celebrations After SplinterCells-Pandora Tommorow :sniper: - Chaos Theory...

.... Sometimes I have a friend With me And We bust up Some Shit That I'll Never Need... Like Broken Lamps, Old F***ing Moniters from like 10 years ago.
And Then I Settle down for a While.. Like a year...
Creitz
17-06-2005, 04:18
someone get this kid some ritalin :D
Wurzelmania
17-06-2005, 04:20
Every time I put a game in for the first time I hold the z button down. if you have 4 controllers for a 'cube hold their z buttons all down when you turn the 'cube on.
Ethitopia 20x6
17-06-2005, 04:22
Right now all I want to do Is Part-ay and Beat a game And Guess who's all Outta GAMES TO PLAY!!
Burlia
17-06-2005, 04:26
I stretch first (not just fingers). I don't feel right if I don't.
Phylum Chordata
17-06-2005, 05:24
Well, I have a great tradition of walking into the king's throne room, stumble around running into walls, accidently dumping everything out of my backpack onto the throne room floor, including dead bodies, and then listen while everyone tells me what a great hero I am despite the fact that I must actually appear to be the world's most uncoordinated psycho mass murderer.

This is only beat by my habit of buying heaps equipment and then forgetting to actually equip it, so I end up attacking and killing people with my bare hands while naked and carrying a huge amount of armor and weapons strapped to my back. Now that would actually be very scary, it's like, "I don't need any of this armor and crap to kill you!"
Colodia
17-06-2005, 05:26
I usually like to lose the game in more pathetic ways than one. It just comes naturally to me.
DEMONBOY
17-06-2005, 05:27
I guzzle alot of kool-aid then load up San andreas(only game I own) then blast those MOTHERF****RS!! :mp5: :sniper: :gundge: and then I watch ATHF