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If you lead a horde or germanic tribe of somekind which city would you sake and why... or which civilization would you destroy...

I would personally sack ottawa and make myself lord of Adanac!


All Hail Zodd...

Washington D.C.

I mean...c'mon....HELLO?!?!!? Future World Dictator here!

I would loot the good part of Rhode Island :p

And that includes your mom

Washington D.C.

I mean...c'mon....HELLO?!?!!? Future World Dictator here!

Not if I get there first...Future Galactic Emperor here!

I would loot the good part of Rhode Island :p

And that includes your mom

Wow trolling much...

I'd raid New York, if only to kill all the roaches. ;)

Wow trolling much...
Trolling.....? :confused:

little old me?



Can you please point me to the trolling part of my joking post?

I'd raid New York, if only to kill all the roaches. ;)
Impossible task many have tried and failed only to delve into a great madness which none can escape..

Trolling.....? :confused:

little old me?



Can you please point me to the trolling part of my joking post?
Just pick city to sack and a people to destroy please!! Also I would sack Paris and make them all learn a completely new language(It would just be english but all backwords!!!!!)

Impossible task many have tried and failed only to delve into a great madness which none can escape..Hmmm...maybe then a certain cross-section of southern California...

Philadelphia, or Seattle. Either one.

Possibly Birmingham (UK one) if I get round to it.

Just pick city to sack and a people to destroy please!! Also I would sack Paris and make them all learn a completely new language(It would just be english but all backwords!!!!!)
So why can't I sack Rhode Island? Seems like a fair choice...

.... either that or Seattle and steal all their bands

Hmmm...maybe then a certain cross-section of southern California...
Yes then you could make them make movies and sitcoms based upon your life

Such as: Impassionate Despots say the darnest things
Kill Hard....
Victoms!

I'd sack Milwaukee. Their several year long construction project, torn up roads, etc. :mad: All of WI is like that. Every city, highway...

WI: Land of the Orange & White Barrel (and orange cones) :mp5:

Rome, obviously. Just to remind them what it feels like. That's all.

So why can't I sack Rhode Island? Seems like a fair choice...

.... either that or Seattle and steal all their bands

You can say rhode island... But my mother honesty? anyway you can try and fight us But we will fight... We will fight you in the air, the water, and the ground and if you win well you win we would give up after you beat us there I mean really what else can we do...... Zodd Shall win...

You can say rhode island... But my mother honesty? anyway you can try and fight us But we will fight... We will fight you in the air, the water, and the ground and if you win well you win we would give up after you beat us there I mean really what else can we do...... Zodd Shall win...
I have beer.... and cake.... ? :D

:fluffle:

Beer and Cake? That combination is forbidden by the 21 commandment!!! But Why would they forbid it unless it was GOOD!!!!! We will not fall to your temptations of beer and cake..... yet....

Beer and Cake? That combination is forbidden by the 21 commandment!!! But Why would they forbid it unless it was GOOD!!!!! We will not fall to your temptations of beer and cake..... yet....
But it's a really good home baked cake....... :D

Also I would sack jerusulum(can't spell I know) in the name of buddha because they haven't had their chance yet.... Or maybe the hindus? Anyway that city hasn't been sacked in a good thousand years...(Also I would really like to see an army of buddest attack a city)

Any city the White Stripes are playing. The entire crowd and the 'band' will be dispatched whereupon my benevolent raiders will steal the contents of the jewellers and the bank and leave with no further inconvenience caused.

Los Angeles. I would take those Biggie killing freaks and fly them all over New York to see what a real city looks like! Then I'd turn them into zombies and fly them to Antarctica!

Los Angeles. I would take those Biggie killing freaks and fly them all over New York to see what a real city looks like! Then I'd turn them into zombies and fly them to Antarctica!
Must..... Find..... Warmth.......


:D rofl!

Beer and Cake? That combination is forbidden by the 21 commandment!!! But Why would they forbid it unless it was GOOD!!!!! We will not fall to your temptations of beer and cake..... yet....

I WILL! Beer and cake for me!!! :fluffle: :D

I WILL! Beer and cake for me!!! :fluffle: :D
Whoo!! One more for Rhose Island..... or should that be against? :D

Welcome aboard Hyper :fluffle:

ALso My army would be made up of germanic tribe buddest who live in tents(even though I live in a giant turtule shaped castle).... And every place I conquer must learn my new language(English that is backwords) First Place ADANAC!!

Jesus lilves in rhode island you know?

Jesus lilves in rhode island you know?
He can come too... I have enough cake. And beer. Thought I heard he was Straight Edge :confused: :D

Why choose one when there are so many of them?

He can come too... I have enough cake. And beer. Thought I heard he was Straight Edge :confused: :D

Man he can party, in a party all you need is water and keeps everyone feed and drunk all night man... wHat a host! But he is on arrogant guy.. Every five minutes "my father is god you know and I'm you savoir" it gets really annoying

Man he can party, in a party all you need is water and keeps everyone feed and drunk all night man... wHat a host! But he is on arrogant guy.. Every five minutes "my father is god you know and I'm you savoir" it gets really annoying
Ah man. Last time he was over he was being a prick.... We gave him too much water and he sicked up all over my couch..... We had to call his dad to come pick him up. Loser

:D

Yeah but his dad can hold some grudges.. My friend broke his mail box and his dad made a car hit him and on top of that cast him into hell for eternity... so watch out...

Yeah but his dad can hold some grudges.. My friend broke his mail box and his dad made a car hit him and on top of that cast him into hell for eternity... so watch out...
ah. When he arrived we was like: "Again? What would your mother have said about this"

Seems like an okay fellow

yeah when hes sober, I mean look at jobb! look what he did to him and his family just for kicks? And 9\11 that was just a double dare by one of his friends... really hes cool in small amounts

yeah when hes sober, I mean look at jobb! look what he did to him and his family just for kicks? And 9\11 that was just a double dare by one of his friends... really hes cool in small amounts
He never tells us about Jobb. What did he do?

I was always suspicous he had something to hide...... so is He a gangster or something?

Jobb you know the Book of Jobb... god and devil met and god points out jobb(hes a good guy who donates to the poor and leads a good life, a godly life) and tells satin Look at jobb see I'm right. Satin then says hes only loyal because his life is good. so god then destroys his family and his life and makes him very sickley but he still praises god... So God shits on this guys life just to make a point.... What an asshole!

Jobb you know the Book of Jobb... god and devil met and god points out jobb(hes a good guy who donates to the poor and leads a good life, a godly life) and tells satin Look at jobb see I'm right. Satin then says hes only loyal because his life is good. so god then destroys his family and his life and makes him very sickley but he still praises god... So God shits on this guys life just to make a point.... What an asshole!
Well everyone needs priciples......right?

Well everyone needs priciples......right?
yes I'm afraid this thread is dead.. I am starting a new one about jesus..... look for it!

Ottawa is not worth the effort... there almost peasants. and why destroy it? just confuse the civil servants.

I would sack... Mexico City, a few others in South America, and control the cocoa production worldwide.

muahahahaha!

Ottawa is not worth the effort... there almost peasants. and why destroy it? just confuse the civil servants.

I would sack... Mexico City, a few others in South America, and control the cocoa production worldwide.

muahahahaha!

Remember once you control 20% of the worlds cocoa supply the UN will setup a joint resolution and the US and its allies will invade you!

I would sack Paris and make them all speak German! ;)

Paris, but only after they pay me not to, surrender, have their Résistance, and surrender again. Once all that is out of the way, THEN I would sack Paris. Oh, and when I'm done with the sacking, I would bring in the finest graffiti artists from Brookline to have their way with all of Paris' monuments.

Remember once you control 20% of the worlds cocoa supply the UN will setup a joint resolution and the US and its allies will invade you!

pfft @ invasion
Someone's invading Washington, the US will busy with internal problems. some others want to invade other, richer parts of the world, the UN's attention will be diverted... I think I'll get by, and when someone does realize, it'll be too late.

Singapore.

And force them to legalise long hair on males!

Mwahahaha!