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Today's lunch marks an all-time record in patheticness.

So I'm eating my sandwich when some girl sits down out of nowhere. Then she starts playing hand puppets, with each hand 'biting' the other.

Needless to say I give the 'WTF' look to her and my comrades.

But it doesn't stop there. She then asks us, "Ever get to level 6 on Dungeons and Dragons?"

Ok, for the record I've never played D&D in my life. Then she tells us that "On level 6 you get kewl powerz!"

And the scary thing is that this girl was attractive.....

Not alone in what?

I'm so sorry for you. :p

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

What the deuce?

This is very strange, to say the least...

'It's a funny old world'
'Beauty is only skin deep'
I could go on like this, but there wouldn't be much point. ;)

I would've pounced her practically without asking her permission.

:fluffle:

Today's lunch marks an all-time record in patheticness.

So I'm eating my sandwich when some girl sits down out of nowhere. Then she starts playing hand puppets, with each hand 'biting' the other.

Needless to say I give the 'WTF' look to her and my comrades.

But it doesn't stop there. She then asks us, "Ever get to level 6 on Dungeons and Dragons?"

Ok, for the record I've never played D&D in my life. Then she tells us that "On level 6 you get kewl powerz!"

And the scary thing is that this girl was attractive.....

Trying to make fun of you? :confused:

Trying to make fun of you? :confused:

I guess you would have to look around and see where she came from. The whole "Level Six" thing doesn't really make any sense to me. After all, I know how to play...

Sorry, you are alone in thinking that was weird.

That was me by the way! I had no idea it was you! :D

Sorry, you are alone in thinking that was weird.

That was me by the way! I had no idea it was you! :D

Small world, I guess.

what the fridge?

Trying to make fun of you? :confused:
That's what I thought.

I guess you would have to look around and see where she came from. The whole "Level Six" thing doesn't really make any sense to me. After all, I know how to play...

Must be just a bad attempt at humour. Besides, in D&D surely you'd get different things at lv6 depending on char class?

Next time you see her, ask her "So...do you really play Dungeons and Dragons"? If she really is a player and just acts weird, no harm in asking her out. If she is just being stupid, LOL, just laugh one more time. :p

HAHAHAHA! That sounds similar to what I would have done just to mess with people back in HS. However, I wasn't quite as childish when I did that.

Thats when you declare you are a level 99 paladin and are going to use your telekinetic powers to levetate her away or to your room, whichever you want

Trying to make fun of you? :confused:
Yea I kinda realized that

Trying to make fun of you? :confused:
exactly. thats certainly what i'd assume and probably tell her to fuck off.

possibly why i don't have much luck with chicks :p




edit: but it is a little harsh - for no reason. what a bitch :rolleyes:

You shoulda answered no you didn't know that, you've got some kewl powers of your own and then ask her over to your pad to show some kewl powers to her. Play handpuppets with her. Go wild!

And if she says no, then whatever. No loss.

Yeah, I'd say she was funin' ya. Remember when they just used to pull hair if they didn't know how to feel about someone? Ahhh, yesteryear.

Though it was shockingly close to the Jack Chick tract, Dark Dungeons (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp), so someone doth protest too much. I don't know why she'd be that familiar with that tract unless she had some passing interest. Since you don't play D&D you've got a great deflection, where it neccisary. "Yeah, I wouldn't know about all that-not really my thing. I think I know some cats who play, though, if you're lookin' to hook up." I don't think that that is particularly worth it to say, but there it is.

But whether or not you play is irrelivant-geek or nerd by association. If you know too much about computers, the military (sorry military fetishists, you come off as nerds no matter how much camo you wear), or anything like that then to the minds of some you are also a tweaker (role player). Just like if they are wearing Abercrombie & Fitch they are a preppie or whatever the modern term for that is.

Must be just a bad attempt at humour. Besides, in D&D surely you'd get different things at lv6 depending on char class?

Yeah, but their not particularly impressive.

You could bring one of those boxing puppets and challenge her to a handpuppet war. "The Clash of the Cloth," you could call it.

I pity you.

When you think someone is screwing with you, just don't give a crap. They don't. Look up, arch your eye brows, adopt a bemused smirk and say anything. It just doesn't even matter. "I'm the biggest liar this town has ever seen, and you're full of shit." "Why hello little school girl, I'm a little school boy too." "Those are some nice puppets, sometimes they look like they're fighting, the ones on your hands aren't bad either." All that matters is that you deliver it with conviction, and if you completely F-up pretend that it was absolutely part of your master plan all along. You're in school, it's a dry run. Anything that doesn't encourage punative measures from administrators, or draw the attention of law enforcement will be forgotten unless it's spectacular.