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I don't understand why people be thinking they is equal to me. What is going through their heads? No one could ever hope to rise to my level.
It took me long time and sacrifice to get to where I am today.

Unlike everyone else in the world, I have never broken a single law.
Unlike everyone else in the world, I have never engaged in sex with someone else's spouse, nor have I ever engaged in the evil practice of sex outside of marriage.
I always help people when I can. I am the nicest person on planet earth.
I am absolutely perfect. Not only am I perfect, I am..........GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN.

The nerve of people. Like that waitress who had the gall to ask me to apologize to her for something she said. She said she enjoyed banging other people's husbands. She's the one, I got it on voicerecorder, who said the only thing she cared about from men was the sex. She said she does them then dumps them. All I did was say that was the perfect definition of a slut and a mexican whore. I mean seriously, who does she think she is? She ain't my equal.
I am up here and....









She is down here.....

Why? Because, well see my opening paragraph.

And the idiot that expected me to shake his filthy defiled criminal hand? WTF? Why in the world I shake the hand of a lowlife criminal?

And the other waitress from yesterday. Who thought I was flirting with her when all I did was ask for clean fork cause the one they gave me had mold on it.

And the chick who followed me from the health center to the mall.

Or the one who thought she was going to sit next to me in the movie theater?

I mean wtf. These people are not my equals. I have no equals.
Anyone who has broken the law or has had intercourse outside of marriage with someone else's spous, is not my equal. They are below me and should be bowing down to me.
For the reason why, just see my opening paragraph.

I mean what is it with people. Maybe they just can't resist the urge to be around God's Gift To Women.

Actually, I think I will go see that female that had the gall to ask God's Gift To Women for an apology for something that she did. I think I will make sure she knows who she dealing with.

And give her a present in the form of the one finger peace sign.

You have no equals?

Sounds like it's time for a new calculator. That'd be really frustrating during math(s) class.

Perhaps you meant that you have no equal. Oh, and if you did, you're completely fulla shit.







Ego Poppers. We're here for your own good.(TM)

Be silent, troller.

I knew you were just a puppet!

I don't understand why people be thinking they is equal to me. What is going through their heads? No one could ever hope to rise to my level.
It took me long time and sacrifice to get to where I am today.

Unlike everyone else in the world, I have never broken a single law.
Unlike everyone else in the world, I have never engaged in sex with someone else's spouse, nor have I ever engaged in the evil practice of sex outside of marriage.
I always help people when I can. I am the nicest person on planet earth.
I am absolutely perfect. Not only am I perfect, I am..........GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN.

The nerve of people. Like that waitress who had the gall to ask me to apologize to her for something she said. She said she enjoyed banging other people's husbands. She's the one, I got it on voicerecorder, who said the only thing she cared about from men was the sex. She said she does them then dumps them. All I did was say that was the perfect definition of a slut and a mexican whore. I mean seriously, who does she think she is? She ain't my equal.
I am up here and....

She is down here.....

Why? Because, well see my opening paragraph.

And the idiot that expected me to shake his filthy defiled criminal hand? WTF? Why in the world I shake the hand of a lowlife criminal?

And the other waitress from yesterday. Who thought I was flirting with her when all I did was ask for clean fork cause the one they gave me had mold on it.

And the chick who followed me from the health center to the mall.

Or the one who thought she was going to sit next to me in the movie theater?

I mean wtf. These people are not my equals. I have no equals.
Anyone who has broken the law or has had intercourse outside of marriage with someone else's spous, is not my equal. They are below me and should be bowing down to me.
For the reason why, just see my opening paragraph.

I mean what is it with people. Maybe they just can't resist the urge to be around God's Gift To Women.

Man, what an ego.

What made you think we care about your vanity.

God's gift to women? I hope they kept the receipt...

You're right, Whittier--, you have no equals. Everyone is above you because of your egotistical arrogance and self-righteousness. Only low criminals, drunkards, and members of the COTP* are below you. Please do not spout holier-than-thou nonsense on these forums. I don't know if there's a rule against being an asshole, but there ought to.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

*Tasteless joke ;)

This is the best thread ever.

It's...

SPAMMERIFIC!

As Nutjob and delusional bastard you have no equals Whittier!

*bows before the Supreme Highness Bumbaclaat BattyBwoi Bludclaat Whittier, Lord Higfh Nutjob, Wearer of Tinfoil Hats, Object of Demonlust and King of Inbred Filth*

All Praise Whittier, Bumbaclaat Supreme! He is so Superior, He needs not Crack to be a Crackhead! He is so Insane, he needs not Mental Illness to console Him.

*does funky chicken dance and grovels before Whittier, Great Giver of Drivel and Poop*

Why is anyone actually taking this seriously? I read it as a joke, a joke by someone who actually has a pretty low self-esteem, making fun of that fact.

It's still flamebaiting though.

I don't understand why people be thinking they is equal to me. What is going through their heads? No one could ever hope to rise to my level.
-snip-
I mean what is it with people. Maybe they just can't resist the urge to be around God's Gift To Women.
ROFLMAO

I have no equal either.
For which all who know me are eternally grateful. :D

What makes you think nobody else has done all that? *cough*pope*cough*
Because I have. You are the sort of person who goes on the internet and says he's the perfect person. Yet, infact, you are a nerd, looking for somebody's love. Too bad. You are lonely. (http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/lonelyguy.htm)

Why is anyone actually taking this seriously? I read it as a joke, a joke by someone who actually has a pretty low self-esteem, making fun of that fact.

It's still flamebaiting though.

I dunno, I think he might actually be crazy.

Ach, mein Got!
Do people on NS have no concept of SARCASM!?
*commits Seppuku all over The Noble Men*

If he was sarcastic, don't you think HE would say so? Don't go randomly defending lonely nerds who brag to everybody that they are "perfect".


I dunno, I think he might actually be crazy.
Not according to the voices in his head....

All > Whittier

Therefore, Whittier has no equal.

I don't understand why people be thinking they is equal to me. What is going through their heads? No one could ever hope to rise to my level.
It took me long time and sacrifice to get to where I am today.

Unlike everyone else in the world, I have never broken a single law.
Unlike everyone else in the world, I have never engaged in sex with someone else's spouse, nor have I ever engaged in the evil practice of sex outside of marriage.
I always help people when I can. I am the nicest person on planet earth.
I am absolutely perfect. Not only am I perfect, I am..........GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN.

The nerve of people. Like that waitress who had the gall to ask me to apologize to her for something she said. She said she enjoyed banging other people's husbands. She's the one, I got it on voicerecorder, who said the only thing she cared about from men was the sex. She said she does them then dumps them. All I did was say that was the perfect definition of a slut and a mexican whore. I mean seriously, who does she think she is? She ain't my equal.
I am up here and....









She is down here.....

Why? Because, well see my opening paragraph.

And the idiot that expected me to shake his filthy defiled criminal hand? WTF? Why in the world I shake the hand of a lowlife criminal?

And the other waitress from yesterday. Who thought I was flirting with her when all I did was ask for clean fork cause the one they gave me had mold on it.

And the chick who followed me from the health center to the mall.

Or the one who thought she was going to sit next to me in the movie theater?

I mean wtf. These people are not my equals. I have no equals.
Anyone who has broken the law or has had intercourse outside of marriage with someone else's spous, is not my equal. They are below me and should be bowing down to me.
For the reason why, just see my opening paragraph.

I mean what is it with people. Maybe they just can't resist the urge to be around God's Gift To Women.

No you are wrong. I AM SUPREME! You are nothing compared to my holy might. I have no equal. I'm not only God's gift to women but to everyone. Everyone should and WILL bow down and worship me as their lord and master.
If you dare to rise up against me I will smite you with my warhammer and cut you with my battleaxe. NOthing will stand in my way. You will either bow down before my colossal might or BE CRUSHED BENEATH IT.

Ach, mein Got!
Do people on NS have no concept of SARCASM!?
*commits Seppuku all over The Noble Men*

look at his post history and then decide.

Oh and by the way Vanity is a sin therefore you have commited sin. Sorry better luck next lifetime

Now that's sarcasam.(Jame)

If he was sarcastic, don't you think HE would say so? Don't go randomly defending lonely nerds who brag to everybody that they are "perfect".
You know, some people feel that it sort of ruins the sarcasm when you add "Hey, this is sarcastic by the way" for people who cant figure out the joke.

If he was sarcastic, don't you think HE would say so? Don't go randomly defending lonely nerds who brag to everybody that they are "perfect".


I'm not 'randomly defending' anyone. I'm pointing out that some of you need to check your sarcasm meters. They seem to be broken.

And no, people who use sarcasm usually hope you'll be able to figure it out yourself. Having to explain it to you kind of ruins the whole point.

I suppose that you always act like a lonely nerd when you are sarcastic?

I suppose that you always act like a lonely nerd when you are sarcastic?
You know, technically you are flaming the poster. Which, like flamebaiting itself, is a no-no.

... I have no equals...

And here I was thinking I was going to get to read a nice innocent thread about the regretable lack of artificial sweetner packets. :(

I suppose that you always act like a lonely nerd when you are sarcastic?
I do when it suits the purpose of the sarcastic comment in question.

No you are wrong. I AM SUPREME! You are nothing compared to my holy might. I have no equal. I'm not only God's gift to women but to everyone. Everyone should and WILL bow down and worship me as their lord and master.
If you dare to rise up against me I will smite you with my warhammer and cut you with my battleaxe. NOthing will stand in my way. You will either bow down before my colossal might or BE CRUSHED BENEATH IT. Reaction 1: Yay for sarcasm! :D

Reaction 2: Jamelicus, why are you impersonating Myrth?

Reaction 3: *to the 1000 people flung on their knees worshipping him* Bring me my computer so I can compose a reply. ;)

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

You know, technically you are flaming the poster. Which, like flamebaiting itself, is a no-no.

Not all times are flames a flamebait post. This is not sarcasam. I am the king of sarcasam. I bow down to you, whittier, as you are obviously much much more deserving of being God than anybody else....That's sarcasam. You do not start topics like this to be sarcastic unless it is in reply to a post in the thread that got locked. If I were to start a new thread, and say: OMGZORZ!!1!111 I R TEH PERFECT1!!!11 UR ALL NEWB!11!!! YUO SUCKS!1!
That is just ignorant spam.

You know, some people feel that it sort of ruins the sarcasm when you add "Hey, this is sarcastic by the way" for people who cant figure out the joke.

ok I think you need to see this:
Nay that was not a mistake. Militant anti american homos are out to destroy America and as such constitute a serious threat to the national security of the United States and to the law abiding citizens of our nation.
The only thing that poses a greater threat is all the America hating, US flag burning illegal aliens shooting at our border patrol agents as they run across our border.

What would this be in your opinion?
Sarcasm?


He's a troll.

iLock pending Moderator review.

Text form strips away tone-of-voice and body language, which are very important indicators of sarcasm. Thus, you need to be a little more obvious when dealing with a text-only medium.

I don't think that this was sarcasm. Regardless of whether or not it was sarcasm, this topic is not worthwhile to reopen. I will not, however, issue any official warnings; simply let this be a lesson to all.

This topic will remain locked.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation