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He has been hiding deep in the desert. He ordered his spiky minions and lesser Cactai to do his bidding... He has declared war on Bush, Ash, Elm and Oak. He seeks to weed out the western growth. He shall plant himself in our deaths...

Who am I talking about? Why, Osama bin Cactus of course! He shall destroy us all!

http://img22.echo.cx/img22/6960/osamabincactus0bt.gif

For years he has been undermining our society, planting seeds of deceit, and roots of evil. He must be uprooted from his position and plucked from the gene pool! That is why we declared the "War on Cactai!" Our first target was Afganistan, source of the Cactai threat. Then on to the area between Iraq and a hard place! And then of course, Iraq. Next, we plan to attack france, because it contains hidden cactai plants! We must weed out the evils of our society!

-This post was made by the society of awful puns, and we thank you for weeding so carefully-

So you are not concerned by this threat? Then the cactai will swarm over you, and there will be sharp pain...

CACTI?!
*hides in cactus-proof bunker*

CACTI?!
*hides in cactus-proof bunker*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wait, so is California the hotspot of terrorism then?

I have no fear of cacti now, for in the bunker I found a Holy Flamethrower! +2 fire damage, oh yeah!

Can I just point out there are two Is in villain?

You should fear this one.He/she has grammar-pow0rz!

Well, it's more basic spelling.

So the humans have finally found out! Darn it! I was hoping they would keep going after Saddam Thistlebush! :mad:

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Well, it's more basic spelling.
Learn to take complements, o mighty one.

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I don't get it. Whats a cactus?

He has been hiding deep in the desert. He ordered his spiky minions and lesser Cactai to do his bidding... He has declared war on Bush, Ash, Elm and Oak. He seeks to weed out the western growth. He shall plant himself in our deaths...

Who am I talking about? Why, Osama bin Cactus of course! He shall destroy us all!

http://img22.echo.cx/img22/6960/osamabincactus0bt.gif

For years he has been undermining our society, planting seeds of deceit, and roots of evil. He must be uprooted from his position and plucked from the gene pool! That is why we declared the "War on Cactai!" Our first target was Afganistan, source of the Cactai threat. Then on to the area between Iraq and a hard place! And then of course, Iraq. Next, we plan to attack france, because it contains hidden cactai plants! We must weed out the evils of our society!

-This post was made by the society of awful puns, and we thank you for weeding so carefully-
This is not funny at all.

Oh come on now. We know that the Canadians did it! (http://www.revisionism.nl/Sept11/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm)

I don't get it. Whats a cactus?Seriously?

You fools! This is exactly what Skeletor what's us to think!

You fools! This is exactly what Skeletor what's us to think!
Nah, Skeletor is to obvious, I'm betting Lex Luthor and The Scarecrow are behind it.

Oh come on now. We know that the Canadians did it! (http://www.revisionism.nl/Sept11/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm)lol

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

This is not funny at all.

The you clearly have the attitude of a dead rat, or you just don't understand NS humor. Either way, Meh. You didn't have to read this. :p

He has been hiding deep in the desert. He ordered his spiky minions and lesser Cactai to do his bidding... He has declared war on Bush, Ash, Elm and Oak. He seeks to weed out the western growth. He shall plant himself in our deaths...

Who am I talking about? Why, Osama bin Cactus of course! He shall destroy us all!

http://img22.echo.cx/img22/6960/osamabincactus0bt.gif

For years he has been undermining our society, planting seeds of deceit, and roots of evil. He must be uprooted from his position and plucked from the gene pool! That is why we declared the "War on Cactai!" Our first target was Afganistan, source of the Cactai threat. Then on to the area between Iraq and a hard place! And then of course, Iraq. Next, we plan to attack france, because it contains hidden cactai plants! We must weed out the evils of our society!

-This post was made by the society of awful puns, and we thank you for weeding so carefully-


You suck at the internet.

You suck at the internet.

Thanks for that. Now go talk to somone who gives a damn. Or better yet, eat some pudding. :p

Thanks for that. Now go talk to somone who gives a damn. Or better yet, eat some pudding. :p
TIN! Am I the first to notice that you said you'd left and are now posting meaning you're back and didn't leave us I knew you couldn't leave us yay TIN is back w00t!
:fluffle:! *just to beat Tinks to it:p*

Nope, i'm still going. My exit has just been... delayed. I'm gone as of monday.

Nope, i'm still going. My exit has just been... delayed. I'm gone as of monday.
*Rugby tackles TIN and sits on him*
Oh no you're not! You're staying right here where we can all laugh at you!

*Rugby tackles TIN and sits on him*
Oh no you're not! You're staying right here where we can all laugh at you!

Heh. Nice try, but the phone lines been cut off at home too - My parents can't afford the rediculous BT line rental charges, and neither can I. So I think i'm gonna be gone for good.

Why don't you give tink or PM your password to keep the country of TIN alive and well until your safe return?

Why don't you give tink or PM your password to keep the country of TIN alive and well until your safe return?

'cos i've already placed Moleland in charge of it's protection.

'cos i've already placed Moleland in charge of it's protection.

Good stuff :D