Leperous monkeyballs
16-06-2005, 14:26
Do something stupid, illegal, flakey, and pathetic, and YOU TOO CAN RAKE IN THE BIG BUCKS!!! (http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/nation/3227928)
WASHINGTON - New York superagent Judith Regan has bought the rights to the life stories of runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks and her fiance after offering them $500,000 for a package that — in an unusual twist — included the first news interview with the couple.
NBC anchor Katie Couric interviewed the couple last weekend for an hourlong prime-time special to air Tuesday, but the network's news and entertainment divisions say NBC isn't paying Wilbanks and John Mason a dime.
A deal memo to the couple's spokesman, written by a Regan staffer, specified that an interview would be part of the agreement.
Oh there's a movie I want to see. The made-for-tv drama of some bug-eyed, commitment-shy tart who goes on a Greyhound fucking odyssey to Albaqerque or wherever the fuck it was. Witness the pain and humiliation as she endures a Supercuts hairdo to disquise herself. Have your skin crawl and delicate sensibilites offended alongside hers as she endures bad breath, lame conversation, and foul body odour from her fellow passengers. Revel in the crass disregard for the feelings of her family and friends when she goes missing. And commiserate with the dumb schmuck fiance who you KNOW got raked over the fucking coals by the cops because the significant other is ALWAYS deemed to be the prime suspect in a disapearance.
And, when it's all over, we can all come together in one big circle-jerk of bullshit false emotion as we learn that true love conquers all, and that the dumb schmuck is still willing to marry this flake after everything she put them through.
I'm thinkin' Paris Hilton would be perfect for the shallow, bug-eyed shrew.
Any suggestions for the male lead?
WASHINGTON - New York superagent Judith Regan has bought the rights to the life stories of runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks and her fiance after offering them $500,000 for a package that — in an unusual twist — included the first news interview with the couple.
NBC anchor Katie Couric interviewed the couple last weekend for an hourlong prime-time special to air Tuesday, but the network's news and entertainment divisions say NBC isn't paying Wilbanks and John Mason a dime.
A deal memo to the couple's spokesman, written by a Regan staffer, specified that an interview would be part of the agreement.
Oh there's a movie I want to see. The made-for-tv drama of some bug-eyed, commitment-shy tart who goes on a Greyhound fucking odyssey to Albaqerque or wherever the fuck it was. Witness the pain and humiliation as she endures a Supercuts hairdo to disquise herself. Have your skin crawl and delicate sensibilites offended alongside hers as she endures bad breath, lame conversation, and foul body odour from her fellow passengers. Revel in the crass disregard for the feelings of her family and friends when she goes missing. And commiserate with the dumb schmuck fiance who you KNOW got raked over the fucking coals by the cops because the significant other is ALWAYS deemed to be the prime suspect in a disapearance.
And, when it's all over, we can all come together in one big circle-jerk of bullshit false emotion as we learn that true love conquers all, and that the dumb schmuck is still willing to marry this flake after everything she put them through.
I'm thinkin' Paris Hilton would be perfect for the shallow, bug-eyed shrew.
Any suggestions for the male lead?