Things you should never say to Bush or blair...
The Imperial Navy
16-06-2005, 13:56
Create some things you should never say to either Bush or Blair. i'm sure you'll come up with some cool ones. I'll let one of you start, as my mind is a blank.
Legless Pirates
16-06-2005, 13:58
w00t TIN
Definately something you shouldn't say to them. They'd be too confused to try to run the country
Alien Born
16-06-2005, 13:58
Bon jour, comme ça va?
Zouloukistan
16-06-2005, 14:03
Bon jour, comme ça va?
We say: "Bonjour, comment ça va?"...
Legless Pirates
16-06-2005, 14:03
We say: "Bonjour, comment ça va?"...
They would never get it :D
Boodicka
16-06-2005, 14:04
"Care for a lap dance, sexy-boy?"
Oh, should, not would....
Alien Born
16-06-2005, 14:04
We say: "Bonjour, comment ça va?"...
So bite me huh.
Bom dia, tudo bom? is more my foreign language.
The Imperial Navy
16-06-2005, 14:06
"So tell me Mr. President, Is your daughter seeing another man? Is it her brother, or her cousin?"
Zouloukistan
16-06-2005, 14:08
So bite me huh.
Bom dia, tudo bom? is more my foreign language.
Oh!! You speak portugese?!
Marmite Toast
16-06-2005, 14:15
Create some things you should never say to either Bush or Blair. i'm sure you'll come up with some cool ones. I'll let one of you start, as my mind is a blank.
"Keep up the good work" - I would never say that
Legless Pirates
16-06-2005, 14:16
Oh!! You speak portugese?!
Doesn't everyone in Brazil :rolleyes:
Doesn't everyone in Brazil :rolleyes:
I have a Brazilian friend who speaks spanish.
Alien Born
16-06-2005, 14:23
I have a Brazilian friend who speaks spanish.
Possible, but our language is Portuguese here. (There are some border towns where they speak what we call portunhol (portuñol).)
The Imperial Navy
16-06-2005, 14:32
"I like Cactuses - Do you?"
Your poll numbers are looking GREAT here in California!
The Imperial Navy
16-06-2005, 14:45
"How do you keep that devil goatee in trim?"
Gataway_Driver
16-06-2005, 15:18
"show me the OIL"
"show me the OIL"
"I Love fat rich white people"
"SHOW ME THE BOMBS"
I apologise for this I'ver just seen Jerry McGuire :D
Kellarly
16-06-2005, 15:22
To W.
Fancy a drink George...you can get a line round the back too...
To Blair.
Why the f**k you marry a paper bag job?
Kryozerkia
16-06-2005, 15:22
We say: "Bonjour, comment ça va?"...
Actually, that indicated familiarity, it would be more appropriate to say, "comment allez-vous?" that'd really throw 'em a loop!
Evil British Monkeys
16-06-2005, 15:23
there's a really cool website called Nationstates, make your twisted nations there ;)
Gataway_Driver
16-06-2005, 15:25
Actually, that indicated familiarity, it would be more appropriate to say, "comment allez-vous?" that'd really throw 'em a loop!
Response
Bush: Bless you here wipe your nose with this
there's a really cool website called Nationstates, make your twisted nations there ;)
NO! We have enough nutjobs as it is :p
Evil British Monkeys
16-06-2005, 15:58
Then again, it would be funny to realize that Bush or Blair had a Nationstates accounts :eek: :eek: :eek:
Grand Teton
16-06-2005, 16:06
Then again, it would be funny to realize that Bush or Blair had a Nationstates accounts :eek: :eek: :eek:
*points*
There they are! Get them!
Anyway, things you should never say to Bush...
'Go on, press the big red button, it's not like anyone would notice, you know you want to...' :eek:
Alien Born
16-06-2005, 16:06
But I do. Now guess which one. :eek:
Monotonous
16-06-2005, 16:07
Oh look! A small, suspicious looking package! And it happens to be in my pocket! I hope it isn't a bomb...
"Open the little brown package. See, it's a present from us aliens! Open it very carefully and slowly...very carefully...don't drop it..."
"Hahahaha! Ahahahahahaha! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Now the alpha-class telepathic poison bugs of Camp Levcabbala are noted by their long white antennae, poison pincers... <long monologue> ...and, oh look, there's one climbing up your trouser leg!" ;)
"Do you like the cookies? I prepared them myself. I even got the arsenic legally."
"Bow down to me...or die!"
~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Grand Teton
16-06-2005, 16:35
Hee hee! Flour bomb!
*Throws bag of flour*
Or is it?
Saying the above will end up getting you shot.
Randomlittleisland
16-06-2005, 16:46
To Dubya:
"Say, I hope that isn't a map of Iran..."
"This is a gun in my pocket and I'm not pleased to see you."
To Blair:
"I don't like the wallpaper in Number 10 much, I bet you're glad you won't be here much longer"
Blobberia
16-06-2005, 16:47
to bush "hey, i just had sex with your daughter" (wonder what he'd do if his daughter had sex with another woman)
Dominus Gloriae
16-06-2005, 19:37
to bush "hey, i just had sex with your daughter" (wonder what he'd do if his daughter had sex with another woman)
My bet... Request the NSA video recordings of the encounter, some lube, and privacy. Just kidding
BTW, somebody did a Remix of But then I got high, by Afroman, about George W. It's some funny shit i'll try to find a link.