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I don't know if anyone in Britain is watching 'This Morning' but there's just been a couple with downsyndrome that got married, my nan actually arranged the majority of the wedding cause she works with the couple as a carer and so i know the couple pretty well so i was at the wedding and they showed a bit of the wedding video and i was on it! :D

You're a star! Now, don't go all Hollywood...

Well still dosent beat the the time i was on the news after my Primary School was Arsoned!

PS.I found matches and a pocket knife and took them home i wonder if they were involved?
Oh well evidence goes missing all the time....

Where now? Hollywood? Broadway? Some cheesy sitcom?

Well still dosent beat the the time i was on the news after my Primary School was Arsoned!

PS.I found matches and a pocket knife and took them home i wonder if they were involved?
Oh well evidence goes missing all the time....

They're my matches. Give them back! :sniper:

Only my legs have been on TV.


They never tell me anything :(

They're my matches. Give them back! :sniper:
Never i threw them away straight away but i kept the pocket knife!
It is so kewl its a white metal and it has real Knives!
It can cut Woooh :eek:

Yeah i was so excited that day i put my shorts on backwards as i couldnt wait to run across the road to have a look!

Congrats! :P I will need your autograph.

I have bee on TV twice before. :)

I was on TV once too, during an anti-Japanese-imperialism rally. Real big portrait. My friend, who was next to me, got covered up by an old man in front of her. Teeheehee. :P

You're a star! Now, don't go all Hollywood...
actually, I've already been in a film before, it's caled Funnybones :cool:

actually, I've already been in a film before, it's caled Funnybones :cool:
Hmmm ive been in an advert for Deoderant!

I was almost on TV a while ago but they cut off just before I came along. :(

I was almost on TV a while ago but they cut off just before I came along. :(
yeah, last year, i was supposed to be on Holiday Showdown, I spent all day serving the little brats, fixing the damn till reciept machine for them and what do i get? buggar all! they didn't even show them at the Sandcastle where i worked, it's like the most awesome place in Blackpool! they were just trying to make Blackpool look crap :(

You were on a film........an advert. I really need to get your autographs.

Ive been on the same plane as a Sporting Mascot!

actually, I've already been in a film before, it's caled Funnybones :cool:
I'm a spec in a Wallflowers video. (The Difference, in the balcony-not very clear and not very long)-but that was an accident of timing (a friend had a ticket he couldn't give away...)

This (http://imdb.com/title/tt0113133/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxsbT01MDB8dHQ9b258ZmI9dXxwbj0wfHE9ZnVubnlib25lc3xodG1sPTF8bm09b24_;fc=1;ft=15; fm=1) Funny Bones? 'Cause that's pretty cool if it is.

I shook John Travolta's hand.

You were on a film........an advert. I really need to get your autographs.
http://img215.echo.cx/img215/6660/autograph8ae.png

there you go :p

I'm a spec in a Wallflowers video. (The Difference, in the balcony-not very clear and not very long)-but that was an accident of timing (a friend had a ticket he couldn't give away...)

This (http://imdb.com/title/tt0113133/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxsbT01MDB8dHQ9b258ZmI9dXxwbj0wfHE9ZnVubnlib25lc3xodG1sPTF8bm09b24_;fc=1;ft=15; fm=1) Funny Bones? 'Cause that's pretty cool if it is.
yeah! me and my dad are stood on Blackpool prom waving at the car! me in my technicolour dreamcoat lol

I'm a spec in a Wallflowers video. (The Difference, in the balcony-not very clear and not very long)-but that was an accident of timing (a friend had a ticket he couldn't give away...)

This (http://imdb.com/title/tt0113133/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxsbT01MDB8dHQ9b258ZmI9dXxwbj0wfHE9ZnVubnlib25lc3xodG1sPTF8bm09b24_;fc=1;ft=15; fm=1) Funny Bones? 'Cause that's pretty cool if it is.
No Tink in the credits :eek:

LIAR!!!

No Tink in the credits :eek:

LIAR!!!
:rolleyes: i'm in it for like 20 seconds

http://img215.echo.cx/img215/6660/autograph8ae.png

there you go :p

Why thank you. I will cherish this till the day i die.

yeah! me and my dad are stood on Blackpool prom waving at the car! me in my technicolour dreamcoat lol
Quality.

We have the most tangetial bullshit connection ever-I worked the SF International Film Festival, which featured that movie and Smoke. Though I didn't see it. And I saw Smoke later in its regular release.

But there you go-if I where a tipsy dude at the bar I would insist that meant we had to dance.

-hic-sluuuuuurrrrrr

Quality.

We have the most tangetial bullshit connection ever-I worked the SF International Film Festival, which featured that movie and Smoke. Though I didn't see it. And I saw Smoke later in its regular release.

But there you go-if I where a tipsy dude at the bar I would insist that meant we had to dance.

-hic-sluuuuuurrrrrrlol. We used to have it on video, i wonder where it went

:rolleyes: i'm in it for like 20 seconds
still no credits...... how about a screenshot to prove it?

:fluffle:

Please?

the one time I don't watch that program something interesting happens on it.... :headbang:

the one time I don't watch that program something interesting happens on it.... :headbang:
Isn't there some site on which you can view all the programs if you missed them?

Don't beat yourself up. I'm Nicole Kidman. You've seen me.

still no credits...... how about a screenshot to prove it?

:fluffle:

Please?
how am i meant to get you a screenshot?

how am i meant to get you a screenshot?
Maybe you had it on your computer.....


Someone else? Anyone?




Ooooooor. Take a picture of the TV screen. That is, IF you can find the tape

Don't beat yourself up. I'm Nicole Kidman. You've seen me.
You're Nicole Kidman? I'M Nicolde Kidman!! :mad:

http://img215.echo.cx/img215/6660/autograph8ae.png

there you go :p
Are you sure that was a png? :p

You're trying to steal my identity. How dare you!

Oh well, time for me to go and watch LOST.

You're Nicole Kidman? I'M Nicolde Kidman!! :mad:
Wow Im Nicorette Killer

Maybe you had it on your computer.....


Someone else? Anyone?




Ooooooor. Take a picture of the TV screen. That is, IF you can find the tapei havn't seen the tape in a good 8 or 9 years....

:rolleyes: i'm in it for like 20 seconds
I didnt realise you were on NS 10 years ago.... :rolleyes:

You're Nicole Kidman? I'M Nicolde Kidman!! :mad:
I loved you both in BMX Bandits (http://imdb.com/title/tt0085204/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxsbT01MDB8dHQ9b258ZmI9dXxwbj0wfHE9Ym14IGJhbmRpdHN8aHRtbD0xfG5tPW9u;fc=1;ft=20)

I didnt realise you were on NS 10 years ago.... :rolleyes:
huh? :confused:

You're Nicole Kidman? I'M Nicolde Kidman!! :mad:

I'm Nicole Kidman and so's my wife!!!

But seriously, I've been on the UK National Lottery Xmas Show 1995, I'm on the Bill Bailey Part Troll DVD, and will be on University Challenge (College Bowl for you USians) in a few months.

I'm Nicole Kidman and so's my wife!!!

But seriously, I've been on the UK National Lottery Xmas Show 1995, I'm on the Bill Bailey Part Troll DVD, and will be on University Challenge (College Bowl for you USians) in a few months.
Duuuuuuuuuuude! that is fucking awesome!

Cool! Tink's Autograph

*Prints off page, puts on Ebay...*

My dubious claim to fame? I was in the local paper once...

My dad has been in 3 movies.

I've been on tv a few times, the best being when I was in the Olympic Closing Ceremony in Sydney! I was shown a few times on the telecast.

And I believe Tink about the movie, it was set in Blackpool. I wonder if dad still has it on tape...

Duuuuuuuuuuude! that is fucking awesome!

If you're interested, look on the front row to the left of Bill when you see his back after he does his Indian-style Eastenders theme. I shall try and find a screencap!

My dad has been in 3 movies.

I've been on tv a few times, the best being when I was in the Olympic Closing Ceremony in Sydney! I was shown a few times on the telecast.

And I believe Tink about the movie, it was set in Blackpool. I wonder if dad still has it on tape...
omg! if he does have it, you should watch it and I'm the little girl (i was about 7/8 i think) wearing a multiculoured coat, long blond hair, stood with my dad (a big, fat guy) waving at the car, I come on just after a woman dancing i think

huh? :confused:
Oh so youve always been called Tink....
Silly me then...

Pfft, so ppls have their legs shown on tv, I got my arm shown on TV TWICE in the same news report in the background cos they were doing a report on how people want to shut down Academically Selective high schools like mine

(thats a system in the biggest state in Australia where the only way to enter some better funded and more intense, more competetitve public schools is by taking aa exam at the end of year 6, and no money can't get u in like it can with college. Its really fair actually, so heaps of people are upset that their daddy's money can only get them as far as private schools (which are no where near the levels of good selective highs) and want to shut down selective schools to remove discrimination based on talents).

If you're interested, look on the front row to the left of Bill when you see his back after he does his Indian-style Eastenders theme. I shall try and find a screencap!
I don't actually have it but i always watch it when i go round to my geeks' houses so I'll keep it in mind next time I watch it. And I'm soooooooooo jealous that you got to go see him live! Bill Bailey Roxorz my Soxorz!

Oh so youve always been called Tink....
Silly me then...
lol, the credits don't say Elly Jackson either though

lol, the credits don't say Elly Jackson either though
Thanks you saved me from splaining myself. ;)

They could say adorable girl Number1 though!
*Shrugs shoulders* ;)

Thanks you saved me from splaining myself. ;)

They could say adorable girl Number1 though!
*Shrugs shoulders* ;)
lol, they don't say that either

I don't know if anyone in Britain is watching 'This Morning' but there's just been a couple with downsyndrome that got married, my nan actually arranged the majority of the wedding cause she works with the couple as a carer and so i know the couple pretty well so i was at the wedding and they showed a bit of the wedding video and i was on it! :D
#

UTV FIRST! Next the big screen!

lol, they don't say that either
Are you telling me there is someone more adorable on that film than you? :confused:

Are you telling me there is someone more adorable on that film than you? :confused:
probably

Are you telling me there is someone more adorable on that film than you? :confused:
Need a straw?

Need a straw?
Quality. That took me a second.

Uhhh, I don't get it...

*Puts on Dunce cap*

My hand is on the internet...


+1?

My hand is on the internet...


+1?

No, I'd personally say that's actually a (drumroll please).....

-1 :p

bwahahahaha

+1 post though! Ha! IN YOUR FACE!

oy! quit spamming my thread!

I don't know if anyone in Britain is watching 'This Morning' but there's just been a couple with downsyndrome that got married, my nan actually arranged the majority of the wedding cause she works with the couple as a carer and so i know the couple pretty well so i was at the wedding and they showed a bit of the wedding video and i was on it! :D

hmm...kudos.

You're certainly pretty enough to be on Television. ;)

hmm...kudos.

You're certainly pretty enough to be on Television. ;)
*blush* thanks :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

These snotty actresses....we get enough of them here in California....

GO BACK TO HOLLYWOOD YOU MONEY-MAKING PERSON YOU! *throws a rock at you*

These snotty actresses....we get enough of them here in California....

GO BACK TO HOLLYWOOD YOU MONEY-MAKING PERSON YOU! *throws a rock at you*

*throws rock back at Colodia, and runs*

:p

i'm on the national sports network every two or three weeks, recently featured in a Magazine, Haifa & The North (creative naming huh?:p) and also apparently feature in אוטו magazine every month, as they do a piece on the National League. So Hah! :p

i'm on the national sports network every two or three weeks, recently featured in a Magazine, Haifa & The North (creative naming huh?:p) and also apparently feature in אוטו magazine every month, as they do a piece on the National League. So Hah! :p
oy! quit stealing my limelight boyo!

oy! quit stealing my limelight boyo!
Hmmm, ok then.

I'm more famous than Tinks, heehee, I pwn! Best part is, Tinks can't see this..... Or maybe she can :eek:

Hmmm, ok then.

I'm more famous than Tinks, heehee, I pwn! Best part is, Tinks can't see this..... Or maybe she can :eek:
you might be more famous than me now, but you just wait!

First when I was in first grade we did this crappy little sled race, but the news came and taped it!

Second was when I was in a concert at my local government center.

Spoiler: Okay, so I'm not a famous as Sanctaphrax, but still. ;-p

oy! quit spamming my thread!
But you LIKE spam. Spam spam spam. SPAM. And you know why my hand was on the internet. (probably)

I was just on TV!!Big deal. Practically everyone is on TV these days. I've been on TV three times; twice it was a feature about me, the third time on a television taping of a radio program on which I appeared. And there are hours of footage that might one day go into a full-length documentary about me. I've also been in magazine articles and newspaper reviews, and I've written several editorials that have appeared in newspapers under false names; and I've done 4 radio interviews. So don't get too excited. :p

Of course, I'm the Supreme Ruler of the Universe, and you're only an ordinary person from Britain...so congratulations

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

ok

I don't know if anyone in Britain is watching 'This Morning' but there's just been a couple with downsyndrome that got married, my nan actually arranged the majority of the wedding cause she works with the couple as a carer and so i know the couple pretty well so i was at the wedding and they showed a bit of the wedding video and i was on it! :D
awesome :cool:

Of course, I'm the Supreme Ruler of the Universe, and you're only an ordinary person from Britain...so congratulations

Psh, universe shmuniverse. I'm the supreme ruler of the entire Multiverse. I could crush your tiny piece of reality in an instant.

I've actually been in every movie ever made, some aliases I go by are Leonardo Dicaprio, Eddie Murphy, Ben Stiller, Orlando Bloom, and occasionally, Hillary Duff.

It seems everyone has been on TV here, so now I will show off my non-conformist-ism...yeah...and say I have never been on TV.

Psh, universe shmuniverse. I'm the supreme ruler of the entire Multiverse. I could crush your tiny piece of reality in an instant.Oh yeah? You are? Then please explain why

a) You're not in my database of all beings ever existing

b) I've never heard of you

c) You have no real power (obviously) since all the other universes can do whatever they want and

d) You never come to the Multiversal Council, where all the Supreme Rulers of the different Universes convene thrice an eon to discuss different matters?

And as Supreme Ruler of the Universe, every single one of my 6^37 speeches has been recorded on TV. My post is talking about everything I've done in human form. In that form I'm actually a couple of years younger than our beloved thread starter. So please, don't make ridiculous claims. I really control this universe. :p

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

It seems everyone has been on TV here, so now I will show off my non-conformist-ism...yeah...and say I have never been on TV.Congratulations.

You don't know how awful it is to be famous. Everyone knows who you are and you don't get any privacy. I'm constantly worrying that people will discover that I'm not actually a human, I'm really a class-Alpha energy being that rules the universe.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

i was on nickeleodeon every day for a week.
it was great only they told us it would be aired on one date and than aired it two months earlier so i missed myself until i was told by a neighbour about it

I don't know if anyone in Britain is watching 'This Morning' but there's just been a couple with downsyndrome that got married, my nan actually arranged the majority of the wedding cause she works with the couple as a carer and so i know the couple pretty well so i was at the wedding and they showed a bit of the wedding video and i was on it! :D

I was in the paper for being a dumb six-year-old. A guy walked into our house while my mother and I were home and stole a game system when I was six (Pong anyone). I was the only witness and when I told what happened the reporter got confused and thought I helped the burglar when in fact I tried to stop him and when he pushed past me and into the house I went to wake up my mother (she worked nights).

I'm Nicole Kidman and so's my wife!!!

But seriously, I've been on the UK National Lottery Xmas Show 1995, I'm on the Bill Bailey Part Troll DVD, and will be on University Challenge (College Bowl for you USians) in a few months.

Which University?

a) You're not in my database of all beings ever existing
Your database is merely of all living beings in your universe. Why would I come down to your puny universe when I could go to The All-Women Universe, or The Universe of the Really Comfortable Chairs?


b) I've never heard of you

See answer to question a


c) You have no real power (obviously) since all the other universes can do whatever they want
I believe it's best not to interfere with the affairs of the universes very much. Though I have before, have ever you heard of Paris Hilton? I was really mad at your universe.


d) You never come to the Multiversal Council, where all the Supreme Rulers of the different Universes convene thrice an eon to discuss different matters?
I do come to them occassionally, but thrice an eon is just so often. I can't possibly make them all. The last one I came to was before you were born.

With that, I'll stop hijacking TInk's thread.

I've never been on TV, but I was voted Time's Man of the Year in 1942.

Your database is merely of all living beings in your universe. Why would I come down to your puny universe when I could go to The All-Women Universe, or The Universe of the Really Comfortable Chairs?My database contains all living being in all universes and all dimensions, organized by universe, on an alpha-infinity-terabyte hard drive. In this universe there are approximately 1.6483 x 10^104 living beings. However, the database contains approximately 5.8928 x 10^4,285,738 living beings. Where did the rest come from?

I believe it's best not to interfere with the affairs of the universes very much. Though I have before, have ever you heard of Paris Hilton? I was really mad at your universe.So that was you? I hate you! :mad: Why were you so mad at us anyway?

I do come to them occassionally, but thrice an eon is just so often. I can't possibly make them all. The last one I came to was before you were born.ROFLMAO. I founded the Multiversal Council. *more convulsions*

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

In this universe there are approximately 1.6483 x 10^104 living beings. However, the database contains approximately 5.8928 x 10^4,285,738 living beings. Where did the rest come from?
I put them there to confuse you.

So that was you? I hate you! :mad: Why were you so mad at us anyway?
Someone that used to be from your universe keyed my 'Vette.


ROFLMAO. I founded the Multiversal Council. *more convulsions*
Oh yes, I forgot. There was a different Multiversal Council before this one. But that was disbanded after it became corrupted. (It was also said that if anyone founded another one they would be a big stupid head.)

I put them there to confuse you. Put them where? In the database? I've met some people from other universes, and they are in my database. Doesn't fly. Someone that used to be from your universe keyed my 'Vette. I apologize for him/her, but I suspect it's too late. :D
Oh yes, I forgot. There was a different Multiversal Council before this one. But that was disbanded after it became corrupted. (It was also said that if anyone founded another one they would be a big stupid head.)Please don't flame me, even indirectly. It's an impolite and immature thing and I don't believe a Supreme Ruler of the Multiverse would stoop to the same level as a whole lot of n00bs.

The only reason why I founded it anyway was because the Multiverse was disintegrating into anarchy, corruption, and violence, and it was obvious that someone was needed to restore order. Different universes were fighting among each other, often with apocalyptic consequences for everyone involved. There was no central government to regulate anything. Therefore, the Multiversal council was formed to restore order and justice to the multiverse. A good end, don't you think? :p

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

That doesn't beat the time when I was on Public Television for 10 whole seconds!

Put them where? In the database? I've met some people from other universes, and they are in my database. Doesn't fly.
I created them entirely.

I apologize for him/her, but I suspect it's too late. :D
No need to apologize, it wasn't your fault. I just hope I never have to do anything that horrible again.

Please don't flame me, even indirectly. It's an impolite and immature thing and I don't believe a Supreme Ruler of the Multiverse would stoop to the same level as a whole lot of n00bs.
Notice the phrase 'big stupid head', clearly sarcastic. This is why I'm The Supreme Ruler of the Multiverse, and you only have one universe.

The only reason why I founded it anyway was because the Multiverse was disintegrating into anarchy, corruption, and violence, and it was obvious that someone was needed to restore order. Different universes were fighting among each other, often with apocalyptic consequences for everyone involved. There was no central government to regulate anything. Therefore, the Multiversal council was formed to restore order and justice to the multiverse. A good end, don't you think? :p
Well, I'll have to check it out sometime. I'll try to be at the next meeting :p

I was on the news once for shooting someone.