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I'm sitting at my computer at the back of the unit looking out the window and I can see two people having sex through the window of the apartment building in front of me. What should I do? Poll comming...

Record it and sell it... :D

I've checked all but the last two. And we knew you were watching. *nods*

Knock on their door with a cheesy moustash and say "I've come to clean zee pool!" ;)

Or, invite some friends. Video tape it as well.

Do nothing. Feel ashamed for those people as they lack common sense.

Judge them.

Prepare letters of feedback to the participants examining their performance, praising their positive attributes and giving constructive criticism on how they can improve their performances and their enjoyment. And yours.

One must strive to be helpful. :)

LOL. You could do that to. Just keep watching or let them know you're there so they can feel ashamed of themselves! Although, I think being naked should be voluntary.

They've stopped now, apparently they're not very athletic, energetic or imaginative.

Judge them.

Prepare letters of feedback to the participants examining their performance, praising their positive attributes and giving constructive criticism on how they can improve their performances and their enjoyment. And yours.

One must strive to be helpful. :)

LOL. Adding to that, I'd suggest pointing them to helpful "How To" books, if you feel it necessary. Oh, and use the pictures you've taken to illustrate your points.

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They must'av seen you. You should open the window and tell them to do it again.

They've stopped now, apparently they're not very athletic, energetic or imaginative.

You lucky bastard!!!! All I get a view out my window is of the train going by! Want to trade apartments?????????????????

Yeah, all i seen is the highway and the train. That's out the front though. My coomputer is at the back of my house and I see 3 backyards. But nothing exciting happens.

I have an interesting story there. I , one summer night , a few years ago went out to get some fresh air on my balcony and i happened to see 2 floors down a girl in her twenties on her balcony spreadeagle masturbating with her fingers. nearly fell off the balcony, contemplated climbing down but regained my senses.Next day found out who she was, way out of my league, but not for a while out of my fantasies ;)

Yeah, all i seen is the highway and the train. That's out the front though. My coomputer is at the back of my house and I see 3 backyards. But nothing exciting happens.
I wouldn't be surprised if you're from Townsville as your name suggests... :p

Apparently they aren't really worth watching if it ended so soon. We're they attractive enough to make it worth while?
Nothing worse than watching ugly fat people with no skill having sex. Especially if the guy has a little dick.

They were better looking than me.

Get a camera, preferably with a tripod, and laptop if you have it. And a laser pointer.... When you've got their attention wave enthusiastically, and point to the camera, laptop, and give them a big thumbs up.

Hello??? Free Porn?!!! Why stop them doing something that is natural?
And I bet after you posted this thread, you still watched. Didn't you??

Next time hook us up with a thread(this may be illegal but what they don't know won't hurt them!!!) :eek:

Should've got a close up photo, blown it up really REALLY big, and then hang it out of your window with the caption

"9.22pm in the Big Brother house..."

I have an interesting story there. I , one summer night , a few years ago went out to get some fresh air on my balcony and i happened to see 2 floors down a girl in her twenties on her balcony spreadeagle masturbating with her fingers. nearly fell off the balcony, contemplated climbing down but regained my senses.Next day found out who she was, way out of my league, but not for a while out of my fantasies ;)

Wow, some people get all the luck! :p

I wonder, was she deliberatley masturbating in a place where quite a lot of people would probably be able to see her? Seems a bit odd to go out on the balcony if she didn't want anyone to see, so the only conclusion i can see is that she wanted someone to see. Make of that what you will, but maybe you should have climbed down. :rolleyes:

I'd film it I geuss...but first you have to release a hundred kinds of rabbit into their room and a rabid monkey. Now you've got something to film!

Yes i agree with Sino that and flick the lights but then youd get no work done.....

Camera, phone and moustache.


But please tell me when you do, so I can get her to do her hair and make up properly

I wouldn't be surprised if you're from Townsville as your name suggests... :p

Townsville is my favourite place in QLD. I'm actually from a crap hole.

Hehe, I remember when I was nine or so. It was New Year and I was at the showgrounds. Me and my friends saw to people having sex and they kept moving from place to place to get away from us. Anyways, we'd bring over seats, sit on them and watch them. At the end of the night I found out it was my Mums "x-best friends" brother and his girlfriend.

Townsville is my favourite place in QLD. I'm actually from a crap hole.
Burke?

Hehe, nope. I'm like right in the center of QLD.

Weird thread isnt this? Seems to be a lot of that going around today. Go on, get out the laser pointer.

I like the video camera idea, but try instead of telling them, make a CD of it with the note copy 1 of 100 :D and slip it under their door the next day. now if you happened to know their telephone number, block the calling line identification, and make an obscene telephone call right in the middle of it.

You should don a hockey mask and go about knifing people. Also change your name to Myres and becoming unkillable...

You should have shined one of those megawatt flashlights in their window while you were filming. And waved at them! I like all the other ideas too... But blindling light would be funny, I think. :p

Fire a paintball gun at the window and flash a megawatt flashlight on them.

Tranquilizer gun :eek: :D :D

Laser pointer! LMAO!

Tranquilizer gun :eek: :D :D

ahhaha, and after that he goes into their yard?

Step 1: Find small rock.

Step 2: Open window.

Step 3: Throw rock at their window.

Step 4: Grab camera.

Step 5: Wave, and take lots of pictures as fast as humanely possible.

I think u shou;d go in there and join in hay it might be the only stuff u get :fluffle:

*shudder*

just close the curtains.

few people are worth seeing naked, even fewer are worth watching doing the nasty.

unless you like to laugh at the absurdity of it all.

Record it and sell it...
Whoa, wait a second here. Sell it? First, try to find out if they're 'legitimately' having sex. If not (i.e. if they're two married people having an affair etc) then you could probably make more money from THEM to keep it quiet than by just selling it. ;)

Can't believe no-one's said this already, but this situation is crying out for score cardsnlike they have ice-skating & gymnastics etc. Award them points for style & artistic content & ability ;)

I'm in favour of Potaria's idea, then Kellarly's with one of the pictures :p

However, I assume they're not *still* at it, what with this thread being up over 24 hours.

EDIT: Ikitiok's is good too though :p

damn, that laser pointer could come in handy, or use one of these (http://www.urbanjunkie.co.uk/product.php/247/0/) to launch objects at them

laser pointer!

I'd probably give them a score out of 10, then send them a note the next day with the score and a friendly hint to pull the curtains in future :D.