Hey everybody, lets all spout random rhetoric/conspiracy theories!
Blood Moon Goblins
16-06-2005, 06:58
Penguins are Umpa-Lumpas in disguise! Amazing proof in a newspaper that I wont mention or link to!
Myrth, man...or BIGFOOT!?
Newsflash: I have just taken roughly thirty seconds of your life, AND YOUR NOT GETTING THEM BACK!
EGGS ARE BAD FOR YOU! CHOLESTEROL CAUSES HEART DISEASE! ITS A CONSPIRACY BY THE DAIRY FARMERS!
Texas is France ten thosand years from now!
Is NationStates collapsing? Your opinion is not respected or listened to!
w00t! is now the national motto of Tajikistan
The moon landings took place on Jupiter, which has no solid surface!
Black holes are racist!
COKE AND PEPSI ARE THE SAME THING!
WAKE UP PEOPLE, SEE THE TRUTH!
Texpunditistan
16-06-2005, 07:28
Texas is France ten thosand years from now!
HAHAHAH! :D
*proceeds to beat you senseless for purposely linking Texas and France*
:p
The French control the US government!
Osama bin laden is in Massachusetts, in hiding.
The Iraq war really is occuring in the nevada desert.
I am table!
Blood Moon Goblins
16-06-2005, 07:44
HAHAHAH! :D
*proceeds to beat you senseless for purposely linking Texas and France*
:p
*links Texas and New Jersey*
Dobbsworld
16-06-2005, 07:53
TIME-CUBE!
is 4-rotational value days simultaneous non-linear 4-cornered mother grandmother daughter baby, not like evil educators claim through bad science and discrimination against old lunatics...
...TIME-CUBE!
The Eagle of Darkness
16-06-2005, 07:53
I've got one for you.
NASA is trying to lay claim to all space missions.
I realise it's not that interesting. It does have the advantage of having some factual basis.
http://www.nasa.gov/missions/timeline/current/current_missions.html
'Looking for a current NASA mission?' the page asks. Well, yes, I was. What I found was most interesting. Like, pages on thr ESA's Rosetta mission... the ESA's SMART-1 mission... the ESA's Mars Express mission...
Now that's what I call a conspiracy.
On a less scientific note... NationStates is actually a front for a terrorist organisation. Surely you've seen the signs by now...
Blood Moon Goblins
16-06-2005, 07:55
NationStates = Illuminati
Zatarack
16-06-2005, 07:58
The illegalization of hemp is a conspiracy by the logging industry.
It's true
Myrth, man...or BIGFOOT!?
Please, everyone know Myrth is a Yeti.
EGGS ARE BAD FOR YOU! CHOLESTEROL CAUSES HEART DISEASE! ITS A CONSPIRACY BY THE DAIRY FARMERS!
Yes, but the question we must all ask ourselves. How much are the cows involved?
Black holes are racist!
Only because the white dwarfs are oppressive.
Egg and chips
16-06-2005, 08:07
EGGS ARE BAD FOR YOU! CHOLESTEROL CAUSES HEART DISEASE! ITS A CONSPIRACY BY THE DAIRY FARMERS!
Ahem. The republic of Egg and Chips wishes to point out that this is untrue. Otherwise, my ecconomy will collapse.
Zatarack
16-06-2005, 08:08
Penguins are Umpa-Lumpas in disguise! Amazing proof in a newspaper that I wont mention or link to!
Myrth, man...or BIGFOOT!?
Newsflash: I have just taken roughly thirty seconds of your life, AND YOUR NOT GETTING THEM BACK!
EGGS ARE BAD FOR YOU! CHOLESTEROL CAUSES HEART DISEASE! ITS A CONSPIRACY BY THE DAIRY FARMERS!
Texas is France ten thosand years from now!
Is NationStates collapsing? Your opinion is not respected or listened to!
w00t! is now the national motto of Tajikistan
The moon landings took place on Jupiter, which has no solid surface!
Black holes are racist!
COKE AND PEPSI ARE THE SAME THING!
WAKE UP PEOPLE, SEE THE TRUTH!
1. See! See! They try to cover up the truth by destroying the proof!
2. He's a mothman, mothman I tells ya.
3. Nooooooooooooooooo! It took me shorter time!
4. Yes! A fellow!
5. it's a time paradox!
6. Well, I say *ignored*
7. Those short-sighted fools! Don't they know "b00t" shall replace "w00t"
8. Of course! It explains the gravity!
9. That's just PC talk...or is it?
10. They're merely a tad different I tell you, a tad!
11. I have! It burns!
The Alma Mater
16-06-2005, 08:19
HAHAHAH! :D
*proceeds to beat you senseless for purposely linking Texas and France*
:p
Is this a good time to mention that the French Louisiana was bigger than Texas :p ?
Is this a good time to mention that the French Louisiana was bigger than Texas :p ?
No, but a good time to mention that France > Texas
Blood Moon Goblins
16-06-2005, 21:23
*runs away because Texpundistan is going to go Lone Ranger on your asses*
BTW, Chellis = Tajikistani and part of the Global Eggmarket Conspiracy (Egggate), leader of the Illuminati, Stonemasons, Freemasons, Elks, Lions and a number of other such societies where people sit around smoking cigars and thinking theyre important.
Sirocco is out to take over the world!
George W. Bush is actually a life-size puppet manipulated by monkeys!
Fruit is bad for you!
The moon landings were a hoax! We never left the Earth and the pictures are just round-earth crackpot propaganda!
Czardas is really a puppet of a mod!
Britain and L.A. are the same place! Nevermind what the government wants you to think!
Shooting cockroaches is bad for your health!
The next terrorist target is Asheville, North Carolina!
Saddam Hussein isn't really the guy they're putting on trial!
More crackpot theories coming...
~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Interhard
16-06-2005, 21:39
Spanish and Italian are really the same.
George Steinbrenner created the Devil Rays.
Pants are a form of mind control!!!!!!
George Bush is not a true conservative as he prefers Tony Blair of Michael Howard. Just remember that.
Brick walls account for more casualties per year than guns. Therefore they must be banned.
~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe