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Wanna become a Pistons fan?

Parfaire
16-06-2005, 05:39
Wanna become a Pistons fan? All you have to do is:

-Wear red white and blue stripes and a fro wig
-Practice saying "Detroit basketball" in a smug, mocking voice
-Have blind faith in your team, even when they lose two games in a row by 20 points to the Spurs (although when both Duncan and Ginobili sucked in game three, the Pistons appeared to play well)
-Learn how to throw a cup of beer from the stands so that it hits a player on the court

Benefits:
-You can claim personal credit for the Pistons' victory over the Lakers last year
-You can be there when Stevie Wonder plays the national anthem on his harmonica
-You can say "Detroit basketball" in a smug, mocking voice

Disadvantage:
-You'll be despised by basketball fans in most of the country, especially Indiana.

Come on, be a Pistons fan! Motown needs your support.

And as for me, I know which hotel the Spurs are staying in, so I'm thinking about getting an airhorn and heading over to the parking structure across the street from that hotel. Later!
Pantylvania
17-06-2005, 02:05
-You'll be despised by basketball fans in most of the country, someday, the Lakers shall regain that status
Random Thieves
17-06-2005, 02:08
Okay, somehow I read Pistons as Pistils and I thought this thread was about Punk