Parfaire
16-06-2005, 05:39
Wanna become a Pistons fan? All you have to do is:
-Wear red white and blue stripes and a fro wig
-Practice saying "Detroit basketball" in a smug, mocking voice
-Have blind faith in your team, even when they lose two games in a row by 20 points to the Spurs (although when both Duncan and Ginobili sucked in game three, the Pistons appeared to play well)
-Learn how to throw a cup of beer from the stands so that it hits a player on the court
Benefits:
-You can claim personal credit for the Pistons' victory over the Lakers last year
-You can be there when Stevie Wonder plays the national anthem on his harmonica
-You can say "Detroit basketball" in a smug, mocking voice
Disadvantage:
-You'll be despised by basketball fans in most of the country, especially Indiana.
Come on, be a Pistons fan! Motown needs your support.
And as for me, I know which hotel the Spurs are staying in, so I'm thinking about getting an airhorn and heading over to the parking structure across the street from that hotel. Later!
-Wear red white and blue stripes and a fro wig
-Practice saying "Detroit basketball" in a smug, mocking voice
-Have blind faith in your team, even when they lose two games in a row by 20 points to the Spurs (although when both Duncan and Ginobili sucked in game three, the Pistons appeared to play well)
-Learn how to throw a cup of beer from the stands so that it hits a player on the court
Benefits:
-You can claim personal credit for the Pistons' victory over the Lakers last year
-You can be there when Stevie Wonder plays the national anthem on his harmonica
-You can say "Detroit basketball" in a smug, mocking voice
Disadvantage:
-You'll be despised by basketball fans in most of the country, especially Indiana.
Come on, be a Pistons fan! Motown needs your support.
And as for me, I know which hotel the Spurs are staying in, so I'm thinking about getting an airhorn and heading over to the parking structure across the street from that hotel. Later!