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I mean, I'm 16, I'm overweight, I follow Taoist philosophy and I love metal. Why aren't women falling over my feet?

I mean, I'm 16, I'm overweight, I follow Taoist philosophy and I love metal. Why aren't women falling over my feet?


Because your mom is hot...

You should meet his cousin.

We're so mean at NS General.

Why aren't women falling over my feet?
Because they can't reach them when your belly bumps them away?

(Just kidding, no harm intended. Maybe you oughta go to some festivals or something. Then again, maybe you ain't old enought for clubs...)

We're so mean at NS General.
No were not! You jackass! Acusing me of being mean!
*tackles TSI and rips his head off*

I mean, I'm 16, I'm overweight, I follow Taoist philosophy and I love metal. Why aren't women falling over my feet?
Because you're just a kid? :p Women prefer men, little one.

Why aren't women falling over my feet?
Maybe your feet are not big enough. Try wearing bigger shoes.

We're so mean at NS General.

Don't worry, this thread was meant to be self-depricating :D

Maybe your feet are not big enough. Try wearing bigger shoes.

My shoe size is one less than my age. I have pretty big feet.

this may sound like a dumb question... but do you talk nicely to girls your age? you gotta be charming... coming from the point of view of a girl

as far as i'm concerned it's not all about looks, religion (or whatever), size (i mean body people), foot size :confused: , but also attitude and personality

then again i'm different than most of the girls i know... while they all drool over orlando bloom and fantasize about relationships with stars, i tend to watch my fellow classmates and look for someone that looks interesting that i could get along with... my answer may not be the best to follow...

did i mention i'm currently single? another reason my opnion may not be great... lol

My shoe size is one less than my age. I have pretty big feet.
Clearly not big enough to make women fall over. They need to be bigger.

Blow up the world. That'll get their attention.

this may sound like a dumb question... but do you talk nicely to girls your age? you gotta be charming... coming from the point of view of a girl

as far as i'm concerned it's not all about looks, religion (or whatever), size (i mean body people), foot size :confused: , but also attitude and personality

then again i'm different than most of the girls i know... while they all drool over orlando bloom and fantasize about relationships with stars, i tend to watch my fellow classmates and look for someone that looks interesting that i could get along with... my answer may not be the best to follow...

did i mention i'm currently single? another reason my opnion may not be great... lol

Thanks for saying that. I appreciate it. But really, feel free to give me crap :D

Blow up the world. That'll get their attention.

Yeah but if I did it, everyone else would have the exact same idea

as far as i'm concerned it's not all about looks, religion (or whatever), size (i mean body people), foot size :confused: , but also attitude and personality

oh yeah, like you don't look at guy's shoes? C'mon, everybody does it, so you might as well admit it.

I mean, I'm 16, I'm overweight, I follow Taoist philosophy and I love metal. Why aren't women falling over my feet?

Don't worry, eventually you will get older, thinner, and change your philosophy. Then you will catch the women that are chasing you.

But then you will get older, fatter, change your philosophy and the women you want to chase won't give you the right time of day. :D

Enjoy being 16, I did.
:)

it's pretty hard to find a 16-year-old woman. most are still girls.

so to find a woman might be a bit hard. might hafta settle for the wee-er lasses.

...coming from the point of view of a girl...did i mention i'm currently single?

Shut Up Eccles I'd like to introduce you to Dragon Guard. Dragon Guard, this is Shut Up Eccles. :D

one more thing -

it's pretty hard to find a girl by sitting at the computer. maybe an internet fling (bah), but tangible love? nah.
and tangible love - that's the money, boy.

so get up, go out there. and it might not be today, it might not be tomorrow or even in a year or two, but still. put yourself out there (healthily), and maybe things will turn well. maybe you'll meet someone you can appreciate what you have to offer.

good luck

peace

Don't worry about it; all the girls do love you, but they're taking a cue from your philosophy and loving you through "non-action".

Try dabbling in another philosophy, one that involves less profound nothing and more hot lovin'. ;)

Don't worry about it; all the girls do love you, but they're taking a cue from your philosophy and loving you through "non-action".

Try dabbling in another philosophy, one that involves less profound nothing and more hot lovin'. ;)

Dionyssus cult, here I come then!

...

Nah, I'll stick with Taoism

My shoe size is one less than my age. I have pretty big feet.

Your feet are big enough, it is your brain that is not! :D

Your feet are big enough, it is your brain that is not! :D

Bugger you then! :)

I find that women fall for hammer time.

Can't touch this.

First of all, someone mentioned that 16 yr olds aren't women. They aren't. They're girls.

Secondly. Don't look. That's when you'll find her. If your looking, it doesn't work. It'll be a surprise. ;)

First of all, someone mentioned that 16 yr olds aren't women. They aren't. They're girls.

Secondly. Don't look. That's when you'll find her. If your looking, it doesn't work. It'll be a surprise. ;)

He's quite right. It worked on me!

My shoe size is one less than my age. I have pretty big feet.

oh but you know what they say about big feet... :cool:

I mean, I'm 16, I'm overweight, I follow Taoist philosophy and I love metal. Why aren't women falling over my feet?

You may be from California.

oh but you know what they say about big feet... :cool:

Small hands?

Small hands?

hahah. not quite what i was thinking.... :p