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Oh, I just know a number of people will not find this funny and take offense and give me hell... but I'm bored, really really bored, and that was the only thing that made me laugh so far today.

http://www.rentagerman.de/


So give it your best and flame away...

:eek:

What the hell was that??

Read the customer review... they're priceless :D

What. The. Fuck?

What.

The.

Fuck.

Was.

That.

Shit?

Well, with unemployment as high as it is in Germany, that's a great way to make money without trying to get a job (sometimes for sub-minimum wage)!

...Okay but I don't see the funny.

Well, with unemployment as high as it is in Germany, that's a great way to make money without trying to get a job (sometimes for sub-minimum wage)!

Too bad most people won't be able to PAY for the quality they get. :eyes: ;)

I want to rent this guy.

http://www.treib-stoff.com/rentagerman/pix/mannimeyer61business1.gif

...Okay but I don't see the funny.
NO?!?

he he

...Okay but I don't see the funny.

It's very very cynical... the job situation in Germany is worse than it ever has been since WWII, everybody is losing their jobs, the government is helpless at best and tries shortening the Welfare as only response..

I lost my job 2.5 years ago and went to Ireland to find work. My brother can't find work as medic, my mother will lose her job as a teacher shortly, one of my friends lost her job as a fashion designer and tailor, another one will lose his job in IT. In that light, this page is fucking funny, I really laughed my head off.

I want to rent this guy.

http://www.treib-stoff.com/rentagerman/pix/mannimeyer61business1.gif

Lol, I knew someone was going to say something about this particular guy.

I wonder, can I get a Hitler clone? Or was he rented by the US Republicans already? ;)

I want to rent this guy.

http://www.treib-stoff.com/rentagerman/pix/mannimeyer61business1.gif
Had him. He's no good really. Just sits in a corner, farts and smokes. Pick a better one. There's a wide range to choose from.

Hey, I'm unemployed too. I think only a total overthrow of the corrupt and rotten system will help this country. We need to rid Germany of the political "elite" and the so-called managers who sell out and ruin our economy.

Read the customer review... they're priceless :D
I agree. Absolutely hilarious! *thumbs up* :D

Had him. He's no good really. Just sits in a corner, farts and smokes. Pick a better one. There's a wide range to choose from.

Oh, true. I don't want someone stealing my limelight. :p

This isn't going to work, can you find a "rent-a-swed" website? :D

This isn't going to work, can you find a "rent-a-swed" website? :D

Possibly, but what the hell's a "Swed"?

:p

This isn't going to work, can you find a "rent-a-swed" website? :D

Try www.ikea.com :D

It's very very cynical... the job situation in Germany is worse than it ever has been since WWII, everybody is losing their jobs, the government is helpless at best and tries shortening the Welfare as only response..

I lost my job 2.5 years ago and went to Ireland to find work. My brother can't find work as medic, my mother will lose her job as a teacher shortly, one of my friends lost her job as a fashion designer and tailor, another one will lose his job in IT. In that light, this page is fucking funny, I really laughed my head off.

Ah, just let them gloat about Germany's misery. You do know the world hates you, so why bother? Just give a fuck.

Hah, I like.

I might rent a german for the weekend...

Ah, just let them gloat about Germany's misery. You do know the world hates you, so why bother? Just give a fuck.

Hey, even Germans hate Germany. Do you really think my job was the only reason I left? :D

Man if only someone had shown me that before my german exam...

Hey, even Germans hate Germany. Do you really think my job was the only reason I left? :D

Well, that's your opinion.

my god that is strange! man if i had more money i woulod do it!

http://www.treib-stoff.com/rentagerman/pix/danielall1.gif
Isn't this guy bono from U2?

Those t-shirt rock so much.

"Rent me. I am German"

PMSL!!! :D

http://www.treib-stoff.com/rentagerman/pix/danielall1.gif
Isn't this guy bono from U2?

Pssst... can't you see he's trying to be incognito?
I guess he's raisinng money for Africa this way ;)

Go on Cabra West and Ein Deutsche you get the t-shirts!!! That would be amusing :D

Go on Cabra West and Ein Deutsche you get the t-shirts!!! That would be amusing :D

Sure. The French guy who sent me the link in the first place would PISS himself laughing... I'll take the one with the Autobahn-sign! :D

http://www.treib-stoff.com/rentagerman/pix/oliverluschwer37allexceptho.gif

http://www.treib-stoff.com/rentagerman/pix/bkarmaat27all1.gif

http://www.treib-stoff.com/rentagerman/pix/danielall1.gif

http://www.treib-stoff.com/rentagerman/pix/herrmanschlesseln29all1.gif

http://www.treib-stoff.com/rentagerman/pix/irakeiser59holiday1.gif

http://www.treib-stoff.com/rentagerman/pix/klaus-peterjasebeck38holida.gif

http://www.treib-stoff.com/rentagerman/pix/philipsuetterlin23all1.gif

Wow, if you rent them all you're entitled to discount :D

Hey, I think this a brilliant idea! Just think of the efficiency it will bring to the lives to those who do not have the privilledge of being German. I read about this a few months back and thought it was very amusing.

This may be abit of topic but is it true that in the German version of Big brother they are planning to make a BB town, in which people live in for life. And that thousands of people applied? As I was told this by my German Exchange Partner the last time I was in Germany, but I don't know wether to believe him as he's pulled a few jokes on me before.

Hey, I think this a brilliant idea! Just think of the efficiency it will bring to the lives to those who do not have the privilledge of being German. I read about this a few months back and thought it was very amusing.

This may be abit of topic but is it true that in the German version of Big brother they are planning to make a BB town, in which people live in for life. And that thousands of people applied? As I was told this by my German Exchange Partner the last time I was in Germany, but I don't know wether to believe him as he's pulled a few jokes on me before.

He was pulling your leg there... although I don't doubt that a fair number of people would apply for that. But it just wouldn't be legal

He was pulling your leg there... although I don't doubt that a fair number of people would apply for that. But it just wouldn't be legal

At least its not has bad as the other pranks he's pulled lol! He also proves wrong the joke about German humour being no laughing matter.

Oh, I just know a number of people will not find this funny and take offense and give me hell... but I'm bored, really really bored, and that was the only thing that made me laugh so far today.

http://www.rentagerman.de/


So give it your best and flame away...

Priceless! It certainly made me laugh!! Now can yeah tell where I might rent a leprechaun?? My garden ornaments are looking very dull

Hey, I think this a brilliant idea! Just think of the efficiency it will bring to the lives to those who do not have the privilledge of being German. I read about this a few months back and thought it was very amusing.

This may be abit of topic but is it true that in the German version of Big brother they are planning to make a BB town, in which people live in for life. And that thousands of people applied? As I was told this by my German Exchange Partner the last time I was in Germany, but I don't know wether to believe him as he's pulled a few jokes on me before.

Its on TV, its called Big Brother: The Village...and its shite

I just hope they get teh giant friggin procupine thing, from the film, The Village, to go in an eat them all, would be extremely cool.

ARGH!!! The guy at the top of swimming pools post!!!!

Its GRAND MOFF TARKINS son!!!! argh noo! run to the hills!!

Priceless! It certainly made me laugh!! Now can yeah tell where I might rent a leprechaun?? My garden ornaments are looking very dull

I don't think they're for rent. Last thing I heard, the Guinness brewery employs them all...

Its on TV, its called Big Brother: The Village...and its shite

I just hope they get teh giant friggin procupine thing, from the film, The Village, to go in an eat them all, would be extremely cool.

Id pay to watch that lol! (the porcupine thing) BB has always been shite though so I didn't expect it to be good.

ARGH!!! The guy at the top of swimming pools post!!!!

Its GRAND MOFF TARKINS son!!!! argh noo! run to the hills!!

He'd be good to head your Imperial Fleet, if you just happened to have one hanging around, like you do.

Hmm...I might rent this one
http://www.treib-stoff.com/rentagerman/pix/andreaspratsch39businesswee.gif

:)

Ein Deutscher']We need to rid Germany of the political "elite" and the so-called managers who sell out and ruin our economy.
Wendelin Wiedeking for Chancellor, President and Kaiser!!!
:p

Oh and I wanna apply to become a rentable German.
I'm housebroken. No, really!

Anyone wanna rent me?

Oh.
Mein.
Gott!

Was.
soll.
der.
Scheiß?

Last time we had a german over (for European week) the scond thing he said was: "So where is the best coffeeshop here?"

It turned out he did a summercourse Dutch so we spoke to him in Dutch for the rest of his stay.

He was cool. Hope to see you again soon Jens

I will rent them all and invade the Sudetenland.

-snip-
Nana, nimm's doch nicht so ernst. Ein bißchen Satire hat doch noch keinem geschadet.... :p

I will rent them all and invade the Sudetenland.

They're all housetrained and were schooled to be inaggressive, so you could have them around little children... ;)

I will rent them all and invade the Sudetenland.

Invade the Sudetenland with 73 people? :eek:

Bring lots of ammo! :p

...Schnippel...
Yeah, I know. I was actually more chuckling on the inside and just wanted to lure some German-speaking folks to the surface :)

heh. Rent a German. Interesting idea.

Yeah. Rent me and no matter which option you chose - I'm definitely gonna surprise you :cool:

I wonder if Germans could rent Germans....

Sure, why not - after all it's a good idea of the service industry ;)

Sure, why not - after all it's a good idea of the service industry ;)

In that case, I might rent you for my birthday. Just to impress the neighbours, you know.
Can you juggle with birthdys cakes without blowing out the candles?

I want to rent this guy.

http://www.treib-stoff.com/rentagerman/pix/mannimeyer61business1.gif
I think I've seen that guy before. We go to the same dole office. :D

I think I've seen that guy before. We go to the same dole office. :D

Hahaha! :D

The BBC interviewed the guy behind this,
The page has a link which is in RealPlayer format.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/programmes/worldupdate/news/story/2004/02/040220_highlight.shtml


If you're a skilled worker, try looking to other countries for jobs ;) We have at least two German teachers at our school.

I think it's a great idea. If such a project would really exist, I'd totally apply - it would, after all, be a way of getting to foreign countries for free :eek: ...
However, i doubt anyone would actually rent a German :rolleyes:

That site was also featured somewhere on TV or Bayern 3 [the radio station] or whatever, I think.

Priceless! It certainly made me laugh!! Now can yeah tell where I might rent a leprechaun?? My garden ornaments are looking very dull
Come to Ireland, I'll arrange a meeting.
(Although it will require 10kgs of gold that you won't get back. They can be quite greedy)

Is this really serious???