Anyone else bored out of their FREAKIN mind?!?
I am so bored right now I could just die. However I'm not dying so that makes me even more bored. Today has been so uneventful and slow that I am losing my mind! Come forth all and make my day interesting! Ya bastads!
I would show you a magical land of never-ending wonder, where the hippos float merrily above the trees, the ostriches tunnel happily and the wine flows like water. It would stop you from ever being bored again, but you insulted me. So I won't.
Whispering Legs
15-06-2005, 18:53
You live in Florida, a place almost as crazy as California. How can you be bored?
Go to a beach! Get laid!
You live in Florida, a place almost as crazy as California. How can you be bored?
Go to a beach! Get laid!
Did that yesterday, but not exactly in that order.
I would show you a magical land of never-ending wonder, where the hippos float merrily above the trees, the ostriches tunnel happily and the wine flows like water. It would stop you from ever being bored again, but you insulted me. So I won't.
If you have a place where I can go and eat muffins for all eternity, THEN we'll talk.
Whispering Legs
15-06-2005, 18:57
Did that yesterday, but not exactly in that order.
Get laid on the beach this time. It's all fun until you lose the softer parts of your genitals from friction with the sand...
Won't be boring, I promise. The trip to the hospital will be exciting.
Yeah, I'm pretty damn bored. I'd take some mushies if I were you.
Get laid on the beach this time. It's all fun until you lose the softer parts of your genitals from friction with the sand...
Won't be boring, I promise. The trip to the hospital will be exciting.
Hmmm, interesting. I like it! I shall try it, but not with just anyone. I shall attempt to hunt down a celebrity and get it on with her. It would make the whole hospital trip all the more amusing.
I am so bored right now I could just die. However I'm not dying so that makes me even more bored. Today has been so uneventful and slow that I am losing my mind! Come forth all and make my day interesting! Ya bastads!
You say your a Pimp, that has to give you at least 15 minutes of entertainment :eek:
Why not write an epic novel?
Paint your nails
Clean your room
Answer some threads
Start my Thesis for me??????? :D
Blessed Misfortune
15-06-2005, 20:05
I live in Minnesota, so I'm almost ALWAYS bored. :(
Lunatic Goofballs
15-06-2005, 21:12
Bored out of your freakin' mind? It's a fallacy. Doesn't happen. When you're out of your freakin' mind, you don't GET bored. There's always something fun to do, and someone fun to do it to. As a matter of fact, when someone is out of their freakin' mind, the most dangerous thing you can do is bore them. Because they will find the most creative and often disturbing ways to entertain themselves.
Tackle people. It'll make you much less bored. Especially if they are much larger than you are. :)