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A musical version of Reservoir Dogs!

A musical version of Reservoir Dogs!

I think it needs to be updated for the 21st century. Stuck In The Middle With You is so 1960s. The Crazy Frog song fits the bill perfectly for the scene where Mr Blonde is torturing the cop.

The Crazy Frog song fits the bill perfectly for the scene where Mr Blonde is torturing the cop.

Ewwwwwww, sick and wrong! But it DOES kinda work... ew!

The Crazy Frog song fits the bill perfectly for the scene where Mr Blonde is torturing the cop.
Couldn't we just swap the tortured cop for the crazy frog. Also, rather than hacking its ear off, we could cut the bastard into tiny pieces. *gibbers insanely*

Couldn't we just swap the tortured cop for the crazy frog. Also, rather than hacking its ear off, we could cut the bastard into tiny pieces. *gibbers insanely*

We could always take it a step further: whenever a character is killed, they could be replaced with the crazy frog at the point of death. You don't just have to limit yourself to seeing the crazy frog suffer once...you can see it suffer three times per advert break... *descends into incoherent muttering*

:D Am I the only one who never heard this frog song? I know everyone tells me I'm lucky I haven't.

Musical Reservoir Dogs.... Pretty close to "Springtime for Hitler" :p

We could always take it a step further: whenever a character is killed, they could be replaced with the crazy frog at the point of death. You don't just have to limit yourself to seeing the crazy frog suffer once...you can see it suffer three times per advert break... *descends into incoherent muttering*
You just gave me an idea for a zombie spoof:

ATTACK OF THE BLOODY ANNOYING FROGS!

The first scene would be chronologically out of order i.e. from the middle of the film. It would be a shot of someone blowing a crazyfrog zombie's face off with a shotgun whilst everywhere in the room crazyfrogs are breaking in, and the man says "Who would have thought that one loony amphibian could destroy our culture!!" before being inhumed by the mob while they chant "A ding ding ding ding bam bam!!!!"

You just gave me an idea for a zombie spoof:

ATTACK OF THE BLOODY ANNOYING FROGS!

The first scene would be chronologically out of order i.e. from the middle of the film. It would be a shot of someone blowing a crazyfrog zombie's face off with a shotgun whilst everywhere in the room crazyfrogs are breaking in, and the man says "Who would have thought that one loony amphibian could destroy our culture!!" before being inhumed by the mob while they chant "A ding ding ding ding bam bam!!!!"

No...that should be a dream sequence at the start. Then the main character wakes up in front of his TV, with the crazy frog advert playing in a loop.

He turns off the TV and goes into the kitchen for a shot of whisky to calm his nerves. There he meets his daughter, who is humming the song. Rattled, he heads to work, only to find that everyone he meets on the way is humming the song! Some of them are scratching at scaly patches of skin appearing on their faces...

No...that should be a dream sequence at the start. Then the main character wakes up in front of his TV, with the crazy frog advert playing in a loop.
You could have a skit of John Carpenter's "They Live" and have the main character put on his shades (like they all have in Reservoir Dogs) only to see the words "consume", "reproduce" and "obey" flash up on the screen repeatedly.

Ooh, spooky. *runs*

EDIT: He turns off the TV and goes into the kitchen for a shot of whisky to calm his nerves. There he meets his daughter, who is humming the song. Rattled, he heads to work, only to find that everyone he meets on the way is humming the song! Some of them are scratching at scaly patches of skin appearing on their faces...
Sorry, didn't see this bit. You could have small news articles about people mysteriously turning blue and going nuts, trying to drive invisible cars and such.

EDIT:
Sorry, didn't see this bit. You could have small news articles about people mysteriously turning blue and going nuts, trying to drive invisible cars and such.

Yeah, your one is better. I was kinda aiming for something similar to Dawn of the Dead, but I've never actually watched it. So I was a little wide of the mark.

Yeah, your one is better. I was kinda aiming for something similar to Dawn of the Dead, but I've never actually watched it. So I was a little wide of the mark.
I've never seen either version. I was basing mine on Shaun of the Dead. *hides from shame of skitting a skit*

I've never seen either version. I was basing mine on Shaun of the Dead. *hides from shame of skitting a skit*

I was vaguely considering having the frog crawl out the television, a la The Ring. That might be an interesting skit, now I think about it...if you don't complain about the crazy frog advert to somebody within a week, you lose your mind or something.

And there's nothing wrong with skitting a skit. Shaun of the Dead was pretty much what I based mine on, too (since it's one of the only zombie movies I've ever seen).

*flies down the pole*

"AT THE PROM! TONIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"

This frog must be a UK thang.... :confused:

This frog must be a UK thang.... :confused:
Indeed. (http://www.xbox-skins.net/screenshots/%5B2588%5Dannoying_desktop_1_1280x1024.jpg)

Indeed. (http://www.xbox-skins.net/screenshots/%5B2588%5Dannoying_desktop_1_1280x1024.jpg)

If you haven't heard of the pure evil and annoyance that is crazy frog consider yourself lucky, very lucky.


I HATE THAT DAMN FROG

Indeed. (http://www.xbox-skins.net/screenshots/%5B2588%5Dannoying_desktop_1_1280x1024.jpg)

Oh man! That's a good enough reason to live in the US! :p

If you haven't heard of the pure evil and annoyance that is crazy frog consider yourself lucky, very lucky.


I HATE THAT DAMN FROG
I go to college on a bus with a load of adolescent, immature ignorami. I heard that fucking frog before I knew what it was, coupled with the retarded laughter of a socially inept, acne ridden wanker. Believe me, I share your pain.

I go to college on a bus with a load of adolescent, immature ignorami. I heard that fucking frog before I knew what it was, coupled with the retarded laughter of a socially inept, acne ridden wanker. Believe me, I share your pain.

I'm asking that a 'lets ban the frog' agenda be included at the G8Summit.
Rid the world of poverty-by not spending e3 on some stupid green t hing with a blacked out dick. Annoyance levels rising.... :headbang:

I'm asking that a 'lets ban the frog' agenda be included at the G8Summit.
Rid the world of poverty-by not spending e3 on some stupid green t hing with a blacked out dick. Annoyance levels rising.... :headbang:
We need to follow the example of the Scots. They had another one banned in Scotland (so I hear) about 'Nessie the Dragon' because nessie is quite clearly a monster, hence conflict of interest. We just need to find an English Crazy Frog that is actually a docile toad, or something. Fight the power!