The US better watch out
Sllabecaps
13-06-2005, 18:56
There monopoly on rap might be ending!
link (http://www.dabrutack.de/flash.html)
I kid you not. A German rapper, good music tho IMO
Eriadhin
13-06-2005, 18:57
yippie!
Germany can take rap music for all I care. And they can keep it.
They can have it. Oh, and maybe they'll take all of ours?
Please?
well the us and germany etc. hopefully wont spread onto all of us like a disease! the us can keep its monopoly for all i care, it only makes some people think less of them.
Roach-Busters
13-06-2005, 19:01
They can have it. Oh, and maybe they'll take all of ours?
Please?
Yes, please do. I hate (c)rap "music."
Tactical Grace
13-06-2005, 19:03
If it's anything like French Rap... :rolleyes:
Dobbsworld
13-06-2005, 19:06
I'd like to hear the Beastie Boys re-record a few of their tracks, a la Beatles, in German. I love seeing the looks on people's faces when one of my German Beatles tunes comes up in my mp3 playlist.
Heh.
you'd have thought germany would be far too sensible for this sort of thing. tis a real shame, as nations lose their own identities as their youth embrace the new consumerist universal culture which we all now share.
Marmite Toast
13-06-2005, 19:11
I have to agree that (most) rap is crap.
Matchopolis
13-06-2005, 19:45
talk about human rights abuses...
Spreading Rap to Germany is covert revenge for them cockblocking the US by protecting Saddam. Hiroshima and Nagasaki are small potatoes compared to the damage ghetto culture will do to German youth. For going on three generations America society has been plagued by this trash. Hiroshima and Nagasaki were rebuilt within one generation.
BTW the first German rap song was by Falco "Der Commissar". Whether it would make it today or not, he classified it as rap.
Barlibgil
13-06-2005, 20:23
I can see it now...
Countries around the world are collapsing into chaos, due to what scientists are now calling the Ghetto virus.
Originally spread from mainstream American rap, the countries' leaders, unable to comprehend the mindless drivel spilling forth from their youth, are driven insane. Tony Blair, Jacques Chirac, and Vladimir Putin, along with several hundred other world leaders, were all found with their eyes glazed over, bleeding from their eardrums. Each had on a basketball jersey, gold chains, low hanging pants, and backwards baseball caps(conjures a very wrong picture in the mind doesn't it).
Millions worldwide have been affected. The recorded uses of the word "bling" have skyrocketed. People have ceased referring to themselves as Iranian, Chinese, etc., now they are known simply as being from "East Coast" or "West Coast". We urge all people to turn off their televisions, radios, and shut down their radios. The virus, also in a computerized form, is slowly taking over all sources of communication. Pick up a book, do anything, but don't go outside, or have any contact with people who possibly could be infected. Scientists do recommend reading a book, as it seems reading creates a "Sphere of Intelligence", preventing the virus from infecting you.
Strangely though, Americans are unaffected. It appears as though the virus does cannot recognize the average American as a potential target. This may be because it cannot sense "book smart" within an American, but only the "street smart" that so many stupid people often claim to have.
Cures are being developed by the few scientists left in the world. Their efforts have been greatly appreciated. They believe they are close to a cure. A anonymous source from a medical research facility told us that, "The closest we've come to a cure is playing classical music while forcing an infected person to read a book of a suitable reading level(third grade or lower)." But it seems this is ineffective as the virus simply incorporates classical music into the "music" that carries it from one person to the next.
This may be the end of the world folks. We urge you to spend as much time with your family as you can, before you too turn into one of the dangerous, gun-toting, "rappers" that are left after the virus asumes control.
There monopoly on rap might be ending!
link (http://www.dabrutack.de/flash.html)
I kid you not. A German rapper, good music tho IMOJapan, China and Korea was doing rap a long time before. and they are pretty go too.
here's a little known fact tho. alot of people think that the African-American created Rap. this is not true, White Americans have been rapping long before the African-American recoreded his first rap... only they (White Americans) were not calling it rap...
they called it Square Dancing.[/joke] :D
There monopoly on rap might be ending!
link (http://www.dabrutack.de/flash.html)
I kid you not. A German rapper, good music tho IMO
You can rhyme in German????? :p
Lessee, schadenfreud - paranoid?
Frangland
13-06-2005, 20:34
There monopoly on rap might be ending!
link (http://www.dabrutack.de/flash.html)
I kid you not. A German rapper, good music tho IMO
just trying to help here:
there - indicative of a place (The boy hid over there.)
their - third-person plural possession. (Sandy and Bob are scared because their dog has rabies.)
they're - "they are" (They're going to the game tonight.)
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as for German rap, that's cool... Falco did a bit of rap on Rock Me Amadeus. (yes, they're Austrian, but don't Austrians speak a form of German?)
The Downmarching Void
13-06-2005, 20:36
I don't know, I think it'd be kinda cool if for the next G8 summit all the leaders steezed bling-bling and b-ball hats. GWB would make an awesome whigger!
I don't know, I think it'd be kinda cool if for the next G8 summit all the leaders steezed bling-bling and b-ball hats. GWB would make an awesome whigger! :headbang: Thank you for that Image! :headbang:
Wimbolton
13-06-2005, 20:47
Well I rather enjoyed it. The profanities are all the more poignant in such an expressive language. Good for the Germans eh?
Kaapstaat
13-06-2005, 20:51
I can't believe the Germans have embraced Untermusik.
Frangland
13-06-2005, 20:56
I don't know, I think it'd be kinda cool if for the next G8 summit all the leaders steezed bling-bling and b-ball hats. GWB would make an awesome whigger!
This is one case in which I'll take delight in making fun of Dubya.
George gets on some stage in Germany... maybe in Berlin or Munich, to speak to a crowd of Germans.
"Shizzle my nizzle dizzle bling-bling fizzle, Germany! That's Dutch (he means "Deutsch" but, of course, flubs it and says "Dutch" instead... other such mistakes will follow without further explanation) for 'Yo, who's yer dad?!'. Uh he he he, uh he he he.
The future of America and Alemania -- that's Spanish, papi -- won't come down to throwing down and popping caps in the terr'ists' as-- ... he he he ... almost went too far with that one. hehehe. PSYCHE! (makes the fake handshake/smooth back hair move with his right hand).
Americans treasure their bling-bling, and there are different types of bling-bling that Americans strive for: ice for the, uh, girls; a nice crib where you and your homies can chill TWENTY-FIVE/SEVEN; a nice ride with tims; and phat mizeals with the spizouse on the grizill with the kizids and the snoop doggy dizogg on the bizoom bizox; and a coupla nice gats so you can protect ya neck from the gangstas.
The fizuture of Americiza and Germaniza is full of ice and bling-bling and bizoom-bizoom for the t-t-t-t-tizerr'ists. Word up, G, it's good to be in the LAND of G... ermany!"
Leperous monkeyballs
13-06-2005, 20:57
Hey, if white suburban American teenagers can pretend to be hip-hop gangstas, if Colin Powell can pretend to be a member of the Village People, and if 500 pound people can think that they are sexy enough to wear a thong to the beach - then Germans can certainly pretend to be black too!
In other words, the right to look foolish is universal!
Markreich
13-06-2005, 22:24
Been there, heard that.
Der Kommisar by Falco back in 1982.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falco_%28musician%29
PWNED! :D