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Well, the whole "Don't do drugs and stay out of jail" thing is gonna get old real fast after I sign a bunch of yearbooks this last week of my freshman year in high school.

So, NS, what shall I write in people's yearbooks that'll make them stare at me and go "Gee, thanks Kevin. I'm gonna have a hard time forgetting you now...*sigh*"

Yes, the sigh included.

Well, the whole "Don't do drugs and stay out of jail" thing is gonna get old real fast after I sign a bunch of yearbooks this last week of my freshman year in high school.

So, NS, what shall I write in people's yearbooks that'll make them stare at me and go "Gee, thanks Kevin. I'm gonna have a hard time forgetting you now...*sigh*"

Yes, the sigh included.

How about "Don't do crack, it's a ghetto drug". You'll probably get some funny looks from people if they haven't seen the movie that it's from.

Or you could just write "yearbook" or something.

"you shouldn't have let me use pen"

Why did the dead baby cross the road?
I kicked it across!

"The secret dies with us."

If they ask, don't reply, just give a serious smile and walk away.

"The secret dies with us."

If they ask, don't reply, just give a serious smile and walk away.
Took about 10 seconds for me to get that :D

how about a partial phone number, like "Hey, if you get bored over the summer, give me a call at 321-15" and leave the last 2 digits off.. just a thought

Ha. I found one in my old (elementary) school yearbook. Someone wrote (Upside-down)
Remember the girl, remember the town;
remember the girl who ruined your book
by writing upside down.
*Shakes head.* Oh, look, here's another:
I
I did
I did this
I did this to
I did this to take
I did this to take up
I did this to take up room.
*Laughs* Crazy people.

I understand that you are merely asking me to sign your yearbook in a pathetic attempt to make it seem like you have more friends than you really do.

How about memorising an exceptionally long quote like this:

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat."

So you'll either run out of space part of the way through or get the yearbook taken off you before you've finished.

I understand that you are merely asking me to sign your yearbook in a pathetic attempt to make it seem like you have more friends than you really do.

-Robot ninja pirates
Aww, it's lovely! :)

There are always good quotes from drunken sports anouncers...

"It's mothers' Day ladies and gents, and I wanted to take a moment to tell all the mothers out there a happy belated birthday".....

-St. Louis Cardinals announcer Mike Shannon, who normally gets pretty intoxicated and starts calling off players from the 1980s lineup by the 5th inning.

'trapped In Yearbook Factory Please Send Help'

This isn't really a year book quote but it's coolies anyway...

"I'd like to thank my parents... especially my mum and my dad" i'll come back with some better ideas later

I had a friend who wrote in all the yearbooks in the crack "Cows moo, ducks quack. I'm the first to sign your crack!"

The administration got pretty hacked off about it and made her white out EVERY ON OF THEM. Needless to say, we all scratched the white out off and her mom called in to have a little 'talk'.

Good times...

"i can't believe i ate the whole thing" :cool:

"Never change. No. Seriously. If I find out you changed at all, I'll hunt you down like a blood hound. I will *insert overly graphic murder plot*. Just kidding, love ya man."

"Never change. No. Seriously. If I find out you changed at all, I'll hunt you down like a blood hound. I will *insert overly graphic murder plot*. Just kidding, love ya man."
I think we may have a winner...

I had a friend who wrote in all the yearbooks in the crack "Cows moo, ducks quack. I'm the first to sign your crack!"

The totally witty kids at my high school would right "Does it tickle when I write in your crack?"


"Never change. No. Seriously. If I find out you changed at all, I'll hunt you down like a blood hound. I will *insert overly graphic murder plot*. Just kidding, love ya man."

My girlfriend got a yearbook message from her best friend that said "If you ever change I will FUCKING KILL YOU. :)"

It has to be the classic, but slightly overused: 'Love/miss you lots like jelly tots but not as much as vodka shots'

Keep this autograph...It may be worth nothing someday

Keep this autograph...It may be worth nothing someday
I like it better....*swipes trophy from other guy and gives it to this guy*

I like it better....*swipes trophy from other guy and gives it to this guy*
I shake my fist at you. Both of you.
haha...actually, I like theirs better too. Mine would be better if the murder plot went on for a page or two.

My girlfriend got a yearbook message from her best friend that said "If you ever change I will FUCKING KILL YOU. :)"
I used to write "If you tell me not to change, I swear on all that is good and holy, I will beat you with your own leg. Don't tempt me"

I dunno. Just always bothered me that people say "never change".

Zen Thought of the day: Breathe in... breathe out... breathe in...

just stop it there. :D

"Someday, you're gonna show this to your bored dull-eyed teenaged children, and they'll read this and realize that we all thought you were a dickhead too."

That's actually written in my yearbook. :p

"Someday, you're gonna show this to your bored dull-eyed teenaged children, and they'll read this and realize that we all thought you were a dickhead too."

That's actually written in my yearbook. :p
I knew YOU wouldn't fail me :)

Two good ideas for the next 4 days...mwahahaha...

Let's celebrate by toasting insects in the microwave.