Pants!?
The South Islands
12-06-2005, 21:36
How do you ware your pants?
Tight, loose?
Up, down?
On, off?
Tell Nationstates!
Texpunditistan
12-06-2005, 21:39
Depends on the situation. I own just about every style of pants known to man except for the f**king stupid "LOOK! I'M WEARING A TENT!" raver pants.
That said, I prefer shorts. :)
How do you ware your pants?
Tight, loose?
Up, down?
On, off?
Tell Nationstates!
Wow, someone's bored.
Lord-General Drache
12-06-2005, 21:48
I'm known to wear shorts year round, but when I wear pants, I do wear them a bit loose, but I HATE the stupid ass "fashion" of wearing pants so loose it nearly falls down, or does. *Rolls eyes*
Liskeinland
12-06-2005, 21:48
Do you mean pants as in trousers? (Says Brit)
The Noble Men
12-06-2005, 21:55
I generally tend to wear my pants (Brit) on my legs, before covering them with my pants (U.S). Which are also on my legs.
The South Islands
12-06-2005, 21:56
Do you mean pants as in trousers? (Says Brit)
Anything you wear around your waist, that covers the lower part of your body.
Kroblexskij
12-06-2005, 21:57
(damn americanisms) i wear my trousers loose jeden tag :D
Texpunditistan
12-06-2005, 21:57
Anything you wear around your waist, that covers the lower part of your body.
So, by "pants", you also mean "skirts"? :confused:
The South Islands
12-06-2005, 21:57
I generally tend to wear my pants (Brit) on my legs, before covering them with my pants (U.S). Which are also on my legs.
So, in british english, pants are what we americans call underwear?
BRILLIANT!
The South Islands
12-06-2005, 21:58
So, by "pants", you also mean "skirts"? :confused:
Ummm...sure.
*Backs away slowly*
HaMalachi
12-06-2005, 22:01
I tend to wear my clothes loose, but not sagging. I don't believe that your jeans or pants or trousers should be worn as socks, and I don't like seeing some guys underwear while walking down the street.
Lately my pants have been looser then I have wanted, but I also just lost 45lbs in the last 6 months, so it tends to make things fit a lot different.
Leafanistan
12-06-2005, 22:06
I wear long khakis usually. I haven't worn jeans in years because I stopped finding them comfortable. I occasinoally wear shorts, and I wear them tight enough. Though the one thing I hate is guys who wear (Brit) trousers/(Amer) pants so f'ing low you can nearly see their entire boxers/briefs/pants.
The Motor City Madmen
12-06-2005, 22:25
Around the house or in the yard, I'm apt to just wear my loincloth, but if I must wear jeans they have to be tight to show off my garbage. If I'm not wearing jeans, I wear Bills' Khaki's, they really accentuate my groinage.
Liskeinland
12-06-2005, 22:29
Around the house or in the yard, I'm apt to just wear my loincloth, but if I must wear jeans they have to be tight to show off my garbage. If I'm not wearing jeans, I wear Bills' Khaki's, they really accentuate my groinage. I love loincloths. Especially if they're made out of chainmail.
*looks at what he just posted.*
*feigns death*
Pants? What're those?
Oh yeah, some people are in the habit of wearing clothes around their waist! Funny, I never noticed.
You ask, what do I wear? I answer,
(My usual costume is a black robe that covers my entire body except for my hands and my face. My face is hidden by a black mask. My hands are greenish-white and resemble the ends of birch branches.)
~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
The Motor City Madmen
12-06-2005, 22:33
I love loincloths. Especially if they're made out of chainmail.
*looks at what he just posted.*
*feigns death*
Sorry but real men wear loincloths made from animals he killed. I can usually make 25 of them out of a deer that get every season.
I Still Like Oranges
12-06-2005, 22:33
i don't, my pants wear me
The Motor City Madmen
12-06-2005, 22:34
Get your face out of my pants.
Sorry but real men wear loincloths made from animals he killed. I can usually make 25 of them out of a deer that get every season.What would you need 25 loincloths for? :rolleyes: Some people are really bored...
~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
The Motor City Madmen
12-06-2005, 22:43
What would you need 25 loincloths for? :rolleyes: Some people are really bored...
~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
One for each day of the week, holidays, birthdays, and nascar races.
The Motor City Madmen
12-06-2005, 22:44
What would you need 25 loincloths for? :rolleyes: Some people are really bored...
~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
It's not my fault that you are embaressed by your "shortcummings". ;)
It's not my fault that you are embaressed by your "shortcummings". ;)You're speaking a language I don't understand here... 'Embaressed' and 'shortcummings' aren't in the dictionary! [/sarcasm]
~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
The Motor City Madmen
12-06-2005, 22:50
You're speaking a language I don't understand here... 'Embaressed' and 'shortcummings' aren't in the dictionary! [/sarcasm]
~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Sorry my spelling isn't up to par today, but my fingers are all mangled from sports. I just figured that a person who pretends to be the leader of an immaginary world would most likely have at least a micro-penis.
At home I rarely wear pants at all, British or American. If someone shows up, I might throw on some shorts, but more often than not, I'll just sport a blanket, because I've got huge windows where the neighbors might see me in all my flopping glory.
Out of the house, though, I like my pants very loose, but not saggy. THe looser they are, the more likely I am to forget I'm wearing them.
Sorry my spelling isn't up to par today, but my fingers are all mangled from sports. I just figured that a person who pretends to be the leader of an immaginary world would most likely have at least a micro-penis.We all pretend to be leaders of imaginary worlds, and not all of us are in possession of male reproductive organs.
Mine, for example, do not protrude, as I am not a member of the human species. They also serve no purpose, as it's illegal for me to impregnate anyone. Therefore I won't have the satisfaction of saying to an enemy warrior, "I am your father." :D
~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Cafetopia
12-06-2005, 23:01
Sorry but real men wear loincloths made from animals he killed. I can usually make 25 of them out of a deer that get every season.
I dont know about Liskeinland, but I make my chainmail loincloths out of the blood-thirsty robots that attack me all the time with their machine guns and diamond-plated armour.
The Motor City Madmen
12-06-2005, 23:03
We all pretend to be leaders of imaginary worlds, and not all of us are in possession of male reproductive organs.
~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
We have special places for people like you.
Are you Michael Jackson?
The Motor City Madmen
12-06-2005, 23:04
I dont know about Liskeinland, but I make my chainmail loincloths out of the blood-thirsty robots that attack me all the time with their machine guns and diamond-plated armour.
Those Whitetails have Crack Eyes, if you let your guard down, they'll get you.
Suicidal Librarians
12-06-2005, 23:12
In the winter I wear normal, flare leg, looser-fitting jeans. In the summer I usually wear jean shorts or athletic shorts.
Don't know why I'm even posting.....
Texpunditistan
12-06-2005, 23:15
i don't, my pants wear me
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PANTS WEAR YOU!
:p
The South Islands
12-06-2005, 23:24
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PANTS WEAR YOU!
:p
Where did that come from, anyway?
(Wow, 3 pages of pants. We do not have lives.)
I like relaxed fit, small-size jeans (so that they're breathable and not baggy). Good stuff.
Boodicka
13-06-2005, 10:24
As a vagina-owner/operator, who, like Czardis, has non-protuberating genitalia, and yet unike Czardis, IS a homo sapiens sapiens, I am pleased to say that I wear the pants in my house.
The pants in question are relaxed jeans (size 8 to 12) with a flared leg. I find I always have to take them up a couple of inches to fit my dwarftacular legs. I also have some army-issue cargo pants, in a heavy cotton drill, and some black, flared-leg dress slacks for job interviews/funerals.
I also have some tiny denim hotpants.
If we're talking Brit pants, then sensible cotton hipster briefs (I like to let my pissflaps breath) or naught.
Lumberjack Arsonists
13-06-2005, 10:37
Black jeans are nice. As are blue jeans. Not tight though. I wear "Relaxed Fit" or some crap like that. My pants have nice pockets. Even though almost all my pants are stained with...a substance which I rather not talk about.
Winter-een-Mas
13-06-2005, 10:48
I tend to wear shorts all year round but if i must i wear pants. Slightly loose pants.
Winter-een-Mas
13-06-2005, 10:50
Black jeans are nice. As are blue jeans. Not tight though. I wear "Relaxed Fit" or some crap like that. My pants have nice pockets. Even though almost all my pants are stained with...a substance which I rather not talk about.
you mean chocolate....its chocolate isnt it its ok weve all done it some time
Commie Catholics
13-06-2005, 10:52
Black pants, worn at the hips with a black belt and my black shirt tucked in.
Liskeinland
13-06-2005, 11:24
We have special places for people like you.
Are you Michael Jackson? Oh, that was masterful.
I don't wear loincloths except outside the armour… I really like big suits of ceramite red and silver armour with glowing yellow eye-slits, but unfortunately I'm a small person, so it'll have to one of those powered ones that moves in reaction to your body.
German Nightmare
13-06-2005, 12:10
I still don't get the signs at doors:
"No shoes, no shirt, no service"
They NEVER talk about wearing pants...
SimNewtonia
13-06-2005, 13:27
Now this is a weird thread.
Yeah, I wear pants. I'd have a blue rear end if I didn't right now.