Cats turn women into sexy liers and men into violent anti-social losers.
Joshmark
11-06-2005, 17:09
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,8122-826557_1,00.html
The above is a link to a times article that claims cats infect humans with a parasite that makes women sexy and untruthfull and makes men violent loners. I was just wondering if anyone noticed this sort of behavior in a majority of cat owners. (note to all cat lovers: I do not hate cats this is just a friendly poll) :p
Santa Barbara
11-06-2005, 17:10
Oh sure, blame the cats.
...
Well...come to mention it...hmm.
Joshmark
11-06-2005, 17:26
Oh sure, blame the cats.
Im not realy blaming the cats. Its not thier fault that there deseas ridden vermen. :p :p
Hyperslackovicznia
11-06-2005, 17:29
ROTFLMMFAO!!! :p
Well, the UK newspapers are like the US tabloids... full of shit...
I am NOT more promiscuous! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: ;)
Barlibgil
11-06-2005, 17:43
Hmmmm.....we've had a cat every year since I was born up until about three years ago....maybe that's why I'm an anti-social loser and my sister is a prostitute. ;)
LOL jk about the prostitute part.
I may be a violent loner, but my sister is by no means sexy.
And she doesn't lie, she just selectivley withholds the truth. :)
Ashmoria
11-06-2005, 17:48
HMMMM
toxoplasmosis is the reason doctors tell pregnant women not to change the cats litterbox. i didnt realize that infection was so common.
ive had a cat for the past year and.....well..NO, it hasnt made me into a sexy liar.
mores the pity.
Blood Moon Goblins
11-06-2005, 17:49
Who was the real genius behind SPECTER?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/hottopics/jamesbond/images/cat.jpg
or
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/hottopics/jamesbond/images/blofeld.jpg
Old Mans Land
11-06-2005, 17:57
I don't know about this, but i was just thinking, do women who like cats care more about cute and fuzzy things? Wouldn't this make them more into clothes and such? And a man who spends extensive time with a cat... doesn't this sound like a loner? This is just my thoughts, i don't want to insult anyone.
General Mike
11-06-2005, 18:05
Wtf?
Texpunditistan
11-06-2005, 18:20
Cats are the bitchy, high-maintenance trophy wives/girlfriends of the animal world.
Swimmingpool
11-06-2005, 18:50
Cats are the bitchy, high-maintenance trophy wives/girlfriends of the animal world.
This kind of bitterness surely has a story behind it.
Mythotic Kelkia
11-06-2005, 18:54
i think that's the same parasite that's supposed to lower response times, meaning that cat owners are more likely to have serious car accidents. Cats are still better than dogs tho :p
EDIT: *reads on* and I see the response time thing is mentioned in the article. I'm sure I read that years ago though.
The Almighty Motty
11-06-2005, 18:58
Well, the UK newspapers are like the US tabloids... full of shit...
Even if they are, at least they're not controlled by the government.
Chicken pi
11-06-2005, 19:00
This kind of bitterness surely has a story behind it.
His cat must have left him for a different owner.
Reading through the article about this parasite, I'm rather glad I'm a 'dog person'.
Sorry, but that article and the study are full of excretia.
Blood Moon Goblins
11-06-2005, 19:07
Even if they are, at least they're not controlled by the government.
So...you would rather have freelance lies than a govornment controlled newspaper that tells the truth?
Lunatic Goofballs
11-06-2005, 19:59
So...you would rather have freelance lies than a govornment controlled newspaper that tells the truth?
I want both. I'm greedy. :)
SimNewtonia
11-06-2005, 20:05
So...you would rather have freelance lies than a govornment controlled newspaper that tells the truth?
Umm, since when did governments start telling the truth?
Umm, since when did governments start telling the truth?
especially non-conservative ones.
Guadalupelerma
11-06-2005, 20:09
My cats don't make me sexy or lie more, they make me go out late at night to 24 hour gas stations with a mask and a ....I've said to much.
The Cat-Tribe
11-06-2005, 20:20
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,8122-826557_1,00.html
The above is a link to a times article that claims cats infect humans with a parasite that makes women sexy and untruthfull and makes men violent loners. I was just wondering if anyone noticed this sort of behavior in a majority of cat owners. (note to all cat lovers: I do not hate cats this is just a friendly poll) :p
Why you @#$@%! How dare you insult my cats!
If I had any friends, we'd come over there and kick some ass!
;)
Green israel
11-06-2005, 20:33
as I know cats had calming effect, so I can't see how they get that result.
btw, don't the violent has impressive and agressive dogs?