Dear Rotovia (Bad Advice Thread) v2
Rotovia-
11-06-2005, 08:18
Ah, yes. I'm back, the thread is back and by gum the biff is back!
Do you hear voices telling you to write a play in your own excriment?
Do your friends and family routinely beat you with sharp vegetables?
Got nothing better to do and want validation from complete stranger?
Then this is the wrong thread for you, but if you value me as your unquestionable deity and have ever engaged in lewd dealings with a block of cheese... THEN ASK AWAY!
Remember: I did a psychology class during a drama course I quit... that makes me a Doctor!!!!
The Doors Corporation
11-06-2005, 08:27
dear rotvoia, my parentss say im really stupid an never gonna amont to much. r they wrong
Rotovia-
11-06-2005, 08:39
dear rotvoia, my parentss say im really stupid an never gonna amont to much. r they wrong
Yes, clearly the fact that they allowed you to live indicates they are not capable of making sound judgements.
I hope this helps you invade Poland.
Dear Rotovia,
What is the meaning of life?
Blackfoot Barrens
11-06-2005, 08:44
Dear Rotovia,
Don't get me wrong, I'm a real nice guy. I'm pleasant, well-spoken, fashionable and fairly easy-going in my own way. My only problem is that whenever I discover that someone I know flosses before they brush I have the sudden, powerful desire to WREAK UPON THEIR HEATHEN BODIES THE WRATH OF A JEALOUS GOD! BLOOD! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE OF KHORNE!
Be honest, am I being too picky?
Sincerely,
Concerned Citizen.
Rotovia-
11-06-2005, 08:55
Dear Rotovia,
What is the meaning of life?
To learn to ask question correctly (ie "what is the purpose of life?").
I hope this helps you overcome your fear of beattles
Rotovia-
11-06-2005, 08:58
Dear Rotovia,
Don't get me wrong, I'm a real nice guy. I'm pleasant, well-spoken, fashionable and fairly easy-going in my own way. My only problem is that whenever I discover that someone I know flosses before they brush I have the sudden, powerful desire to WREAK UPON THEIR HEATHEN BODIES THE WRATH OF A JEALOUS GOD! BLOOD! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE OF KHORNE!
Be honest, am I being too picky?
Sincerely,
Concerned Citizen.
Not at all, it is important for you to express your emotions through blood a mayhem. I suggest starting with defencless children and working your way up to The Governator .
Remember: God will often talk to you through an infected toe.
Dear Rotovia,
How come every post you make makes me laugh out loud?
Rotovia-
11-06-2005, 09:05
Dear Rotovia,
How come every post you make makes me laugh out loud?
You are suffering from brain poisening, you must make a small incision into your left temple into which you should insert cellary, leeks and garlic. Simmer on a low heat and serve with fresh fruit.
Remember: Only one in four mimes are not members of a secret society planning to destroy the fabric of space and time.
Zatarack
11-06-2005, 12:33
Deer Rotovia
How should I deal with you what with you hinting at our plans for world domination?
Lunatic Goofballs
11-06-2005, 12:39
Remember: Only one in four mimes are not members of a secret society planning to destroy the fabric of space and time.
:eek: How the hell did YOU find out?!? :eek:
I gotta let my friends know you're onto them!
Zatarack
11-06-2005, 12:53
:eek: How the hell did YOU find out?!? :eek:
I gotta let my friends know you're onto them!
Ha! You can't talk! And I have a device that turns mimes blind!
Super-power
11-06-2005, 13:03
Wait a tick....the M0ds unblocked you?