NationStates Jolt Archive


A Day in the Life of Rotovia

Rotovia-
11-06-2005, 04:20
8:30 Wake up with hangover, consider drinking less.
8:35 Decided that there is nothing wrong with my drinking, dispite spewing $125 in Merlot onto my new shoes.
8:40 Turn on Fox News... Is it just me or is that chick with the blonde hair actually picking on the fat camera man.
8:45 The entire cast begins picking on fat guy.
9:00 Switch over to CNN. God... CNN really sucks these days... attempt to watch for the sake of a liberal veiwepoint.
9:10 Give up and watch King of the Hill.
9:20 Shower and get dressed
9:30 Catch lift to work. Can't be assesed catching bus.
9:35 Pop four asprin
9:45 Purchase a bacon and egg McMuffin Meal
9:55 Wish I had gotten Subway instead
10:00 Spill coffee on groin
10:20 Arrive at work to realise that the penis sniffer of a phone guy has disconnecting our internet and fax lines.
10:25 Pop four Neurofin
10:30 Spend an hour on hold to be informed the call centre is closed for the weekend.
11:30 Fix phone lines myself.
11:45 Set up new computer systems.
11:55 Realise I know little to nothing about computers.
12:00 Pop three more pain killers
12:30 Computers seem to work as long as you don't load Word and Excel at once.
1:00 Make myself some Cornflakes because I hate the guy who makes the sandwichs at the local Cafe on weekend
1:10 Spill cereal on groin.
1:15 Attempt to check email, Hotmail down.... again
1:20 Logon to NationStates and post random thread.
Lacadaemon
11-06-2005, 04:27
Fuck, $125 dollar merlot? I hope it wasn't from California.
Rotovia-
11-06-2005, 04:32
Fuck, $125 dollar merlot? I hope it wasn't from California.
I began the night with ten glasses at $12 each. After that I was using my card, so I have no idea how much I spent. And frankly, I don't want to know.
Kryozerkia
11-06-2005, 04:33
What the hell's matter with you, Rot?

Hang overs are so uncool; so last year! You should wake up abd get high, or go to bed high. The day would be so much better. Though all of you life doesn't suck bad.
Lacadaemon
11-06-2005, 04:34
I began the night with ten glasses at $12 each. After that I was using my card, so I have no idea how much I spent. And frankly, I don't want to know.

Ah that's it. By the glass always fucks you. I never go by the glass, unless I am absolutely certain it is going to be just one.

If it's more than one, I order a bottle for my second.
Rotovia-
11-06-2005, 04:37
What the hell's matter with you, Rot?

Hang overs are so uncool; so last year! You should wake up abd get high, or go to bed high. The day would be so much better. Though all of you life doesn't suck bad.
;) Well the amount of painkillers I've poped today, I may as well be. Besides "...beer then grass you're on your ass..."
Rotovia-
11-06-2005, 04:39
Ah that's it. By the glass always fucks you. I never go by the glass, unless I am absolutely certain it is going to be just one.

If it's more than one, I order a bottle for my second.
Normally I would, but I think the waiters are begining to get sick of hacing to fetch bottle after bottle form the cellars for me every friday night.
Lacadaemon
11-06-2005, 04:40
Normally I would, but I think the waiters are begining to get sick of hacing to fetch bottle after bottle form the cellars for me every friday night.

Fuck em, it's their job. :)
Rotovia-
11-06-2005, 04:41
Fuck em, it's their job. :)
..speaking of which. I'll be back in five. I have to be pretending to do mine ;)
Kryozerkia
11-06-2005, 04:44
..speaking of which. I'll be back in five. I have to be pretending to do mine ;)
LIke I do!

And hey...didn't you used to have a bigger post count?
Rotovia-
11-06-2005, 05:43
LIke I do!

And hey...didn't you used to have a bigger post count?
Yup. Up around 4k, but alas I doth anger the Mods. Who rained holy vengence upon my nation and doth smout the mighty Rotovia.
Cafetopia
11-06-2005, 06:08
8:35 Decided that there is nothing wrong with my drinking, dispite spewing $125 in Merlot onto my new shoes.

You shouldn't drink Merlot, the Lord Maddox says he doesn't like it.
Rotovia-
11-06-2005, 09:02
You shouldn't drink Merlot, the Lord Maddox says he doesn't like it.
Ah yes, but the Lord Maddox also says he hates the impression losers who do everything he says.