Blood Moon Goblins
10-06-2005, 03:12
Dammit, Im tired of these so-called leaders telling us what to do! They cant even have a proper war. It seems fairly clear that a new process is needed.
First off, we need to build a giant corpse-pillar, because you can never go wrong with a giant corpse-pillar. It gives people something to do and its a hygenic way to get rid of dead people, if you use enough concrete.
Second off, we need to build a race of sentient robots to run things for us, because everybody KNOWS that robots are perfect and will NEVER turn against their human masters.
Lastly, we need to kill about half of the worlds population, this can be acomplished simply by nuking China and India, and possibly one or two of those other Asian countries that nobody cares about. We should probobly get rid of Africa as well.
Fourth, we should put a stop to the evolution/creationism debate by putting all the scientists in the world on a small island with all the preists in the world and coming back in a few months to pick up whoever is alive, and following whatever they say, because they were obviously selected by God as the correct choice.
Finnaly, we need to get rid of all those critters on England with funny names, like the Stoat.
Oh, yes, and elections should be replaced with free-for-all no-rules brawls using paper as a weapon.
as you can see, I am a rational person. This is the best solution to all of the worlds problems.
First off, we need to build a giant corpse-pillar, because you can never go wrong with a giant corpse-pillar. It gives people something to do and its a hygenic way to get rid of dead people, if you use enough concrete.
Second off, we need to build a race of sentient robots to run things for us, because everybody KNOWS that robots are perfect and will NEVER turn against their human masters.
Lastly, we need to kill about half of the worlds population, this can be acomplished simply by nuking China and India, and possibly one or two of those other Asian countries that nobody cares about. We should probobly get rid of Africa as well.
Fourth, we should put a stop to the evolution/creationism debate by putting all the scientists in the world on a small island with all the preists in the world and coming back in a few months to pick up whoever is alive, and following whatever they say, because they were obviously selected by God as the correct choice.
Finnaly, we need to get rid of all those critters on England with funny names, like the Stoat.
Oh, yes, and elections should be replaced with free-for-all no-rules brawls using paper as a weapon.
as you can see, I am a rational person. This is the best solution to all of the worlds problems.