NationStates Jolt Archive

You know you're an Ns veteren player when...

1 - you haven't made a puppet in such a long time that your smallest puppet nation is almost at 3 billion, while your main nation stands at 3.6 billion and counting.

2 - the UN becomes so meaningless that you've joined and left about half a dozen times

3 - You've given up hope on taking the #1 position in biggest (insert something here)

4 - you laugh at your puny neighbours who have only a billion or so people (1.4) and they say their army is better than yours, despite that you have sheer numbers!

5 - alliances are meaningless

6 - You've had so many leaders, you don't remember who's in charge

..............

You've seen people with more than 8000 posts come and go.

Don't forget;

When you get a flag made like the custom flag of your nation.

You've been deleted and started over so many times the mods can't even keep track.

Don't forget;

When you get a flag made like the custom flag of your nation.
You can make those right away and custom titles come at 500 million...

You radomly annex n00bs for no good reason, and you are ashamed when smaller nations eclipse your postcount.

When you are asked a multiple choice question and answer "Myrth."

8. You can type your nation name into google and come up with a link to your nations homepage, your regional messageboard, your NS page, your haggis recipe website and half a dozen posts you've made on various forums.

You can make those right away and custom titles come at 500 million...

I meant a real, tangible flag that can be hung on your flagpole in the garden.

- You know the fine line that lets you piss off the mods before they can give you a warning, forumban or delete you

- you have fond/not-so fond memories of the old forum

Forum 7.


I have said too much.

You start wearing black when one of your allies gets DEATed.

Greeting cards get you to start thinking of one of your NS friends.

You write lyrics and compose music to your national anthem. And you sing it. And you post it to your website.

You copy stuff from the RP threads and try to publish it as a novel.

When you were the first person to say 'Spartacus' on ...

Forum 7.

You have drawn a map of over 120 countries All of them fake

Sadly thats me :(

Forum 7.


I have said too much.
- you had fun spamming forum 7 before the mods made it a mysterious void once again...

...when you remember the General forum invasion of the RP forums.

Also, if you remember the trouble with Michael Jackson.
Or a time when posting Goatse and/or Tubgirl was a method of suicide by mod. (Fortunately, the fad for that passed a long time ago!)

You know you're an Ns veteren player when...

1 - you haven't made a puppet in such a long time that your smallest puppet nation is almost at 3 billion, while your main nation stands at 3.6 billion and counting.

2 - the UN becomes so meaningless that you've joined and left about half a dozen times

3 - You've given up hope on taking the #1 position in biggest (insert something here)

4 - you laugh at your puny neighbours who have only a billion or so people (1.4) and they say their army is better than yours, despite that you have sheer numbers!

5 - alliances are meaningless

6 - You've had so many leaders, you don't remember who's in charge

..............
oh you crazy RPers, you ;)


i'm still hoping to nab the #1 spot for happiest and smartest citizens... i'm not doing too bad at rougly #3000 in each :cool:

"You Know You're an NS Vet When..."

You get so excited about an NS General election you forget to eat! :D

"You know when you're NS vet when..."

You've seen hundreds of these "you know when you're NS vet when..." threads ;)

"You Know You're an NS Vet When..."

You get so excited about an NS General election you forget to eat! :D
OR you get so sick of those elections that you cant eat because of the nausea

OR you get so sick of those elections that you cant eat because of the nausea
ROFLMFAO!!!! :D

ROFLMFAO!!!! :D
http://geek.upwardthrust.us/roflcopter.gif

3 - You've given up hope on taking the #1 position in biggest (insert something here)

Or when you haven't given up, because you've hit the top 10. Or have already made it (*shakes fist at FeministBioengineering*).

You remember when there were no Mods.

Amerigo is a land of Contrast.

You remember [dredd] posting.

Beeker, Marathon, Perrier, Textpeople, Sheol.

You remember :tantrum: because it'd work, then not, then work again, then not...

And, like The Blaatschapen said, you've seen a million of these lists...

...and you're amused as people try to pull up things from their first couple days to show how long they've been here :p

http://geek.upwardthrust.us/roflcopter.gif
LOL! Good one! :D

LOL! Good one! :D
Uploaded it to my server just for you ;)

When you think of your most vivid memories in NS as "the old days".

When you get into an arguement with a mate on MSN and claim you will smash them with your three million strong army, and then provide specs on each weapon

when you use 1337 sp33k or ns terms to describe or annoy people

When you think of your most vivid memories in NS as "the old days".
:eek: TG!!!! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

you know you're an NS vet when...


you remember TG's sexy hat!

you have your own NS-based cult http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/sleep.gif (and anti-cult)

Oh, hi Tink.

*waves*

where've you been?

Beeker, Marathon, Perrier, Textpeople, Sheol.


I remember all those people...but only from my very first days here on NS. I swear people were talking about their leaving as I first started posting. Does that mean I'm a vet? ;) Or am I still a young recruit, struggling to remember the name of his old commanding officer back in basic?

*This is a hijack! This thread is going to Cuba, RIGHT NOW!* :p

Been having exams, final year at uni, you know how it is. But all done now.

Uploaded it to my server just for you ;)
Awww! I'm touched! :fluffle:

*This is a hijack! This thread is going to Cuba, RIGHT NOW!* :p

Been having exams, final year at uni, you know how it is. But all done now.not a hijack, just a slight drift...... :p



cool, i hope all went well

You know your a NationStates vet if...

You can still be bothered to read this list.

You might be an NS Vet if...

*You remember the amerigo slave conflict

*You were actually in the amerigo slave conflict

*The word Demoness is more than a female demon to you

*You remember a time before earths

*You've gone past your stage of trying to be genocidal and hated

*War has become pointless for you, little gains and usually no good rp

*You remember when there was no International Incidents

And yes, Amerigo /is/ a land of contrast.

You reamber AMF vs New Sparta, and you swear Forum 7 was the greatest.

You have had over 15 leaders,

When you have virtually no social life outside of the NS forums. :D

You reamber AMF vs New Sparta, and you swear Forum 7 was the greatest.

You have had over 15 leaders,

Do temporary leaders who seized power via coup d'etat, only to be ousted shortly afterwards, count? If so, then I've had three leaders.

...when you think of yourself as your national leader.

Example: I often refer to myself as "Generalissimo J.L."

You know who TRA is...

And if you know who TRA is, you've at times wondered if Eutrusca and TRA are the same person (and you know what I'm talking about...C&P mania)

You know who TRA is...

And if you know who TRA is, you've at times wondered if Eutrusca and TRA are the same person (and you know what I'm talking about...C&P mania)

Who's TRA? :confused:

Who's TRA? :confused:
*sigh* one of the sexiest men ever to grace the NS forums

*sigh* one of the sexiest men ever to grace the NS forums

Funny, I don't recall ever being known as TRA... :D

*sigh* one of the sexiest men ever to grace the NS forums
Also better known as The Red Arrow.

He ended the joys of just being able to C&P here. Now we can't do masive C&P without putting in something of value (like our opinion) with it...and if it's over a certain size, we are told to put in small parts.

You've signed the name Emporer Palpatine the 4th of Aust, Lord of the air, on your coursework, and handed it in...

Also better known as The Red Arrow.

He ended the joys of just being able to C&P here. Now we can't do masive C&P without putting in something of value (like our opinion) with it...and if it's over a certain size, we are told to put in small parts.
I rember him, not the sexist man onm the NS forums...

Also better known as The Red Arrow.

He ended the joys of just being able to C&P here. Now we can't do masive C&P without putting in something of value (like our opinion) with it...and if it's over a certain size, we are told to put in small parts.
and now he does it at PB instead :rolleyes:

I rember him, not the sexist man onm the NS forums...
he's gorgeous!

and now he does it at PB instead :rolleyes:
Figures.

...you have to resort to debating about what makes you an NS vet...

You've signed the name Emporer Palpatine the 4th of Aust, Lord of the air, on your coursework, and handed it in...

Lol

Lol
I got it sent back. :(

..you start signing your nation's name on college loan papers...

I got it sent back. :(

I should try signing one of my papers as 'Generalissimo J.L.,' and see what happens. :D

...you have to resort to debating about what makes you an NS vet...
Simple - you've been here over a year and you've got a fair number of posts that indicates your level of activity, as well as how much of a douche you are. :D

Simple - you've been here over a year and you've got a fair number of posts that indicates your level of activity, as well as how much of a douche you are. :D


You can be active without posting! <.< >.>

I should try signing one of my papers as 'Generalissimo J.L.,' and see what happens. :D

Hm; The temptation to hand in an essay on Marxism signed with "Comrade Kotovesky" is strong. :p

I should try signing one of my papers as 'Generalissimo J.L.,' and see what happens. :D
Go on. They don't rip it up...